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  1. #5129
    This game is full of fictional characters...like the complimentary person.
    — Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  2. #5128
    Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives.
    — Graham [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  3. #5127
    It's kind of unsettling to watch women walking around wearing a lot of clothing in anime.
    — Beej [2018-06-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #5126
    I have to remember where circles are.
    — Heather [2018-07-01]
    Evangelion Shin Gekijouban 3nd Impact on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #5124
    I think I still have time to buy drugs.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-29]
    Monster Prom on Now Kiss!
  6. #5123
    Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble.
    — Paul [2018-06-28]
    Dauntless on Games of Chance
  7. #5122
    You're like my Pokemon.
    — Adam [2018-06-28]
    Dauntless on Games of Chance
  8. #5121
    Resident Evil is a dumb game, and I hate it!
    — Ben [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  9. #5120
    DICK OFF!
    — Ben, to every spider ever [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  10. #5119
    FUCK SHARKS!.......Don;t fuck sharks kids.
    — Ben [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  11. #5118
    "Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."
    — James & Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #5117
    "out of sight, out of mind." "But I can still hear them." "out of sight, out of mind!"
    — RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #5116
    In the grim dark future of mine o'clock there is only butter.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #5115
    Everybody, welcome to the Bone Zone!
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #5114
    Then you tell me where my pants are, James!
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5113
    'What kind of hole would you make for a hole worm?' 'A wormhole!'
    — Dale and Beej [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  17. #5112
    I'm gonna be fine and look scary.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  18. #5111
    I don't want to sound like myself, what's the point of that?
    — Kathleen [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  19. #5110
    Ian, these were really good dice, and then I lent them to you...
    — Dale [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  20. #5109
    Think of me as like a very violent golden retriever.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  21. #5108
    'Tell me if I'm not allowed to do this.' 'That doesn't sound like me.'
    — Kathleen and Dale [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  22. #5107
    The DM's here laughing and smiling, I'm sure it will go perfectly.
    — Cori [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  23. #5106
    Humans have a difficult time being reupholstered.
    — Cameron, as Yuri Armstrong [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  24. #5105
    I respond out loud with my brain-thoughts.
    — Cori [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  25. #5104
    What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching...
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends