Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5095

Good old dick stabbin'.

— Leelee [2018-06-23]
Dark Souls on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5094

Winning is for losers.

— Amyzonian [2018-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5093

I love you as much as I'm capable of expressing that emotion.

— Kathleen [2018-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5092

I've never claimed to be good at streaming, I just do it.

— James [2018-06-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5091

There are more problems now.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5090

I have an exciting plan that won't result in the death of more than two or three people and bystanders.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5089

I think it might be gun o'clock.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5088

What if we shoot at her a little bit first? She may find that to be exceptionally exciting.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5087

I walk over to the person being crushed and say 'This must be very novel for you.'

— Kathleen [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5086

I'd help, but I'm awful at this!

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
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#5085

There's lots of hiding places inside of people.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5084

I think we're going to meet some new friends; alternately, shoot at people.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5083

I just wanted you to stall so I could reunite the party...

— Dale [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5082

Sometimes when cousins get together there is a clash, and everyone falls over.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5081

Feel free to screw yourself up.

— Dale [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5080

It seems a lot of people would be happy with a fancy bidet.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5079

We can group our tasks together like they group their toilets!

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5078

The best place to keep a spaceship is underground.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
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#5077

It has been many centuries since I've needed to deal with this level of swamp-ankle.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5076

Maybe I will take a second to dump some of the fluids from my jumpsuit.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5074

Oh I'm sorry, you can't clean yourself that way - in boiling oil.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5073

What if you get a flat hover unit?

— Dale [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5072

I just want to make sure I understand the plan. Because I'm enjoying this, but I'm not following it.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5071

That's why I try to avoid dying. So much hassle.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5070

I'm here for the comedy.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream