Quotes – LRRbot

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#5363

Birthdays: the Scariest day of all.

— Paul [2018-10-04]
Alien: Isolation on Games of Chance
#5362

...am I the library?

— Ben [2018-10-03]
Board Games on AFK
#5361

I can't not believe in myself.

— Heather [2018-10-03]
Board Games on AFK
#5360

This isn't dairy, it's ice cream.

— Ben [2018-10-03]
Transference on Mine O'Clock
#5359

It looks like we know what we're doing.

— Graham [2018-10-03]
None on Mine O'Clock
#5358

PEW PEW

— james [2018-10-02]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Mine O'Clock
#5357

Here, I'll bring you a test chicken.

— RebelliousUno [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5356

Uno, your meat flow still exists.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5355

I'm gonna go jump in the meat. ...Mmm, I'm covered in meat juice.

— James [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5354

No, I don't want to get on the horse, I want to put a chicken in there.

— RebelliousUno [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5353

At least we obfuscate the horror.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5352

Now we can get back to what's really important: throwing bread at Serge.

— James [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5351

I don't think I need to farm pandas.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5350

What a strange life we lead - actually, mostly you. Mine's normal.

— Kathleen, to Beej [2018-10-01]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5349

We can count the emus if you want, but I would prefer not to.

— Beej [2018-10-01]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5348

I look forward to failing majestically.

— Heather [2018-09-30]
SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
#5347

We built this house of lies on a foundation of truth, so that you can trust our lies!

— Ian [2018-09-30]
SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
#5346

And now, to just never die. Which I guess is just regular life advice?

— Ian [2018-09-29]
Soldat on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5345

Now we can focus on the real enemy – each other.

— Julie
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5344

It's not moving, therefore it's an enemy.

— Serge [2018-09-29]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5343

I was seduced by the melon!

— Alex [2018-09-29]
Garry's Mod on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5342

'I'm not asking for death.' 'Oh you are.' 'I really am.'

— Serge and Matt [2018-09-29]
Starcraft on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5341

Oh, eating raw chicken is bad.

— Ben [2018-09-29]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#5340

'Cori died.' 'It's okay, I got better!'

— James and Cori [2018-09-29]
Rocket League on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5338

Fight me like an eyeball!

— Serge [2018-09-29]
Quake III Arena on Adam's Gamehaüs