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  1. #5445
    Look I can't keep track every Satanic ritual we may or may not have done.
    — Paul [2018-10-26]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  2. #5444
    Do Kangaroos start as Spiders?
    — Paul [2018-10-26]
    Bloodborne on The Crapshoot
  3. #5443
    Please, Beej, twiddle my knobs.
    — Graham [2018-10-26]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #5442
    From Hell's heart, I stab at me!
    — NexusVoxx [2018-10-25]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #5441
    Did someone try to put a body in a sink? there's a toilet right here.
    — Paul [2018-10-25]
    Viscera Cleanup Detail on Games of Chance
  6. #5440
    "That's why we have to get by on the strength of our personalties." "I don't have one of those."
    — Adam and James [2018-10-24]
    Revenger: Age of Morons on Watch and Play
  7. #5439
    Show me that thick cotton!
    — Adam [2018-10-24]
    None on LRRMtG
  8. #5438
    In this particular case, one is zero.
    — James [2018-10-24]
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #5437
    "No there are worse people." "Worse then us? I hope so."
    — James and Adam [2018-10-24]
    None on LRRMtG
  10. #5436
    Stop looking at your phone, start having a good time.
    — Adam [2018-10-24]
    None on LRRMtG
  11. #5435
    Are you a bad enough dude to start an epidemic?
    — Adam [2018-10-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  12. #5434
    See that? Putting the Adam in Nostradamus!
    — Adam [2018-10-23]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  13. #5433
    The Internet's a beautiful thing, I love it so much.
    — Adam [2018-10-23]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  14. #5432
    When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying.
    — Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #5431
    Your meat juice is everywhere James!
    — Serge [2018-10-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5430
    My solution to everything is fire.
    — Heather [2018-10-22]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #5429
    So here's something that probably wont succeed......
    — Paul [2018-10-22]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #5428
    I'm gonna lrrEFF you up, Lou Bega.
    — Ian [2018-10-21]
    Walt Disney's The Jungle Book: Rhythm n' Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #5427
    Welcome to this!
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #5426
    Get your face in there and wiggle it around and don't come back until you've gotten a fruity treat!
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #5425
    Really feel it. With your skinparts.
    — Heather [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #5424
    I put my hand in the Bone Zone and all I got was this lousy bug.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #5423
    No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?
    — Heather [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5422
    I'm on team WeedBeej.
    — Adam [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #5421
    I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had the option, I'd take the dark path.
    — Adam [2018-10-20]
    Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption on Adam's Gamehaüs