Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5324

We are not responsible for anyone's aortas.

— Kathleen [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5323

Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em...

— Adam [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5322

You can't just say "Judge!" and not mean it.

— Serge [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5321

Ooh! We get to fix a thing!

— Serge [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5320

Chat says "yes" and "no", that's why I'm asking Serge.

— Graham [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5319

They're going to be so confused when they wake up just covered in fungus.

— Paul [2018-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5318

This would have made a great vine.

— Graham [2018-09-14]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5317

Man this was so much better when I was younger.

— Adam [2018-09-13]
Jet Force Gemini on Games of Chance
#5316

I like to think that the real losers were the people we met along the way.

— Beej [2018-09-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5315

You need to start accepting the fact in your life that sometimes nothing you do matters.

— Beej [2018-09-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5314

I can cut a man open now with my iPhone and it'll be fine and legal.

— James [2018-09-12]
None on LRRMtG
#5313

Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5312

I would never weaponize Jo!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5311

I just want to go out and get bear asses.

— James [2018-09-11]
World of Warcraft on New Day Tewsday
#5310

Don't tell me what I want to blow up. I want the world to burn, you know that.

— Heather [2018-09-09]
Aaero on Rhythm Cafe
#5309

Please, no pooping in Studio C.

— Graham [2018-09-07]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#5308

I keep telling Ian to camp, but he wanted to fight that bear.

— Cori [2018-08-08]
None on AFK
#5307

James is no where near as good looking as I am.

— Adam [2018-09-05]
None on LRRMtG
#5306

Oh my god there's an emote where you pet a chicken!

— Foxmar320 [2018-09-04]
None on New Day Tewsday
#5305

Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay.

— Paul [2018-09-03]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5304

Are butts palindromic?

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
None on Bonus Stream
#5303

I need you to fuck off using the whole of your ass.

— Cameron [2018-09-01]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#5302

I have somebody's hair in my eye.

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5301

LaCroix Hard: sparkling water and vodka.

— Paul [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5300

The important thing is to make progress, even if that progress doesn't make sense.

— Paul [2018-08-30]
Deponia on Games of Chance