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#5132

I OUTSMARTED THE GAME MASTER!

— Adam [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5131

When all you have is a barrel of gunpowder, everything looks like a thing you can blow up with a barrel of gunpowder.

— Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5130

This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!

— Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
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#5129

This game is full of fictional characters...like the complimentary person.

— Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5128

Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives.

— Graham [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5127

It's kind of unsettling to watch women walking around wearing a lot of clothing in anime.

— Beej [2018-06-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5126

I have to remember where circles are.

— Heather [2018-07-01]
Evangelion Shin Gekijouban 3nd Impact on Rhythm Cafe
#5124

I think I still have time to buy drugs.

— Kathleen [2018-06-29]
Monster Prom on Now Kiss!
#5123

Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble.

— Paul [2018-06-28]
Dauntless on Games of Chance
#5122

You're like my Pokemon.

— Adam [2018-06-28]
Dauntless on Games of Chance
#5121

Resident Evil is a dumb game, and I hate it!

— Ben [2018-06-27]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5120

DICK OFF!

— Ben, to every spider ever [2018-06-27]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5119

FUCK SHARKS!.......Don;t fuck sharks kids.

— Ben [2018-06-27]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5118

"Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."

— James & Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5117

"out of sight, out of mind." "But I can still hear them." "out of sight, out of mind!"

— RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5116

In the grim dark future of mine o'clock there is only butter.

— RebelliousUno [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5115

Everybody, welcome to the Bone Zone!

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5114

Then you tell me where my pants are, James!

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5113

'What kind of hole would you make for a hole worm?' 'A wormhole!'

— Dale and Beej [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5112

I'm gonna be fine and look scary.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5111

I don't want to sound like myself, what's the point of that?

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5110

Ian, these were really good dice, and then I lent them to you...

— Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5109

Think of me as like a very violent golden retriever.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5108

'Tell me if I'm not allowed to do this.' 'That doesn't sound like me.'

— Kathleen and Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5107

The DM's here laughing and smiling, I'm sure it will go perfectly.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
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