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  1. #5338
    Fight me like an eyeball!
    — Serge [2018-09-29]
    Quake III Arena on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5337
    It's why they call me Brendan "Beej" Dromedery.
    — Beej [2018-09-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  3. #5336
    Before you can experience Beej, you must appreciate Beej.
    — Graham [2018-09-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  4. #5335
    You know who's sexier than Matt, though? Ashton.
    — James [2018-09-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #5334
    We aren't buying Canada ice cream!
    — Graham [2018-09-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #5333
    Easy mode is the way to go.
    — James [2018-09-27]
    Invisible, Inc. on Games of Chance
  7. #5332
    I can't pretend to be James.
    — Heather [2018-09-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #5331
    Life finds a way...to ruin our streaming schedule.
    — James [2018-09-25]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  9. #5330
    Come see our one of a kind water feature, of which we have two.
    — Serge [2018-09-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #5329
    Look at all the dicks.
    — James [2018-09-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #5328
    know what the least fun thing to do on holiday is? watch us playing minecraft.
    — James [2018-09-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #5327
    Apparently nobody (except Heather) gets to put me in the corner.
    — Ian [2018-09-23]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Nintendo Switch Version on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #5326
    Get good, losers.
    — Kathleen [2018-09-22]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #5325
    What's the big Jay Leno looking thing?
    — Adam [2018-09-23]
    Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #5324
    We are not responsible for anyone's aortas.
    — Kathleen [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #5323
    Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em...
    — Adam [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #5322
    You can't just say "Judge!" and not mean it.
    — Serge [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #5321
    Ooh! We get to fix a thing!
    — Serge [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #5320
    Chat says "yes" and "no", that's why I'm asking Serge.
    — Graham [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #5319
    They're going to be so confused when they wake up just covered in fungus.
    — Paul [2018-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #5318
    This would have made a great vine.
    — Graham [2018-09-14]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  22. #5317
    Man this was so much better when I was younger.
    — Adam [2018-09-13]
    Jet Force Gemini on Games of Chance
  23. #5316
    I like to think that the real losers were the people we met along the way.
    — Beej [2018-09-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5315
    You need to start accepting the fact in your life that sometimes nothing you do matters.
    — Beej [2018-09-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #5314
    I can cut a man open now with my iPhone and it'll be fine and legal.
    — James [2018-09-12]
    None on LRRMtG