Quotes – LRRbot

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#5190

Physically enter the butthole.

— Cameron [2018-07-22]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5189

I have entered the butthole.

— Graham [2018-07-22]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5188

I'm doing some unsupervised smooching today.

— Cori [2018-07-20]
BookSLEEPer on Now Kiss!
#5187

Most things escalate here. That's kinda how we do things.

— James [2018-07-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5186

KISS!

— Kathleen [2018-07-17]
Octopath Traveler on New Day Tewsday
#5185

I'm gonna go play with cows in the sky.

— Serge [2018-07-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5184

It would be rude of me to have him leave before you have a chance to do things to him.

— Dale [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5183

The best thing to do when you're trying to make friends with somebody is spy on them first, so that you'll know how to win them over.

— Beej [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5182

If he mistakes you for his inner demons, just yell back 'Don't kill the incredibly intelligent and brave elf, because she's great.'

— Kathleen, as Morra, to Snak [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5181

I'm gonna go win him over with the power of friendship, cuddly lizards, and some sort of baked good.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5180

I know I smell like sewage, but he's a crazy man who refuses to pay rent so I don't think he's in a position to be judging me about my personal odour.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5179

'He tried to kill you.' 'Yeah but he didn't do a very good job of it so let's try again, shall we?'

— Kathleen and Paul, as Dande and Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5178

I need a realistic fake identity if I'm going to pretend not to be the best person in the world, which is me!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5177

I just got us a brand new shithole to stay in thank you very much!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5176

'This is quite a nice painting,' I say, looking at the picture of me being dismembered.

— Kathleen [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5175

So are you summoning a demon?

— Dale, looking very hopeful [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5174

How are you not charismatic? Look how fluffy you are!

— Graham, of Paul's character Dande [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5173

That is a 26 on my 'open shutters while holding a cinnamon bun' check.

— Paul [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5172

I just had an idea but it seemed like weird so I'm gonna ignore it.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5171

'I love commotions!' 'I've noticed that about you.'

— Kathleen and Dale
None on Dice Friends
#5170

Just let a nice thing be nice!

— Graham [2018-07-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5169

You don't look like a doofus if people don't know it's you that looks like a doofus.

— Andrew [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5168

It doesn't really matter what happened, as long as we know who to blame for what happened.

— Paul [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5167

I blame the '90s.

— Cori [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5166

That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why.

— Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive