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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #5174
    How are you not charismatic? Look how fluffy you are!
    — Graham, of Paul's character Dande [2018-07-16]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5173
    That is a 26 on my 'open shutters while holding a cinnamon bun' check.
    — Paul [2018-07-16]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5172
    I just had an idea but it seemed like weird so I'm gonna ignore it.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #5171
    'I love commotions!' 'I've noticed that about you.'
    — Kathleen and Dale
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5170
    Just let a nice thing be nice!
    — Graham [2018-07-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #5169
    You don't look like a doofus if people don't know it's you that looks like a doofus.
    — Andrew [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #5168
    It doesn't really matter what happened, as long as we know who to blame for what happened.
    — Paul [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #5167
    I blame the '90s.
    — Cori [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #5166
    That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why.
    — Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #5165
    Crabbo gets the stabbo?
    — Adam [2018-07-14]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #5164
    Whenever I think Kathleen, I think "serene meditation".
    — Cam [2018-07-13]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  12. #5163
    Shut your face god.
    — Paul [2018-07-12]
    The Talos Principle on Games of Chance
  13. #5162
    Stop making out with Twitch chat.
    — Ben, to Adam [2018-07-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #5161
    Why did that burp scare me?
    — Ben, after burping [2018-07-11]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  15. #5160
    Can you put carpet on the celling?
    — Serge [2018-07-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5159
    "so how many times have your pants exploded?" "exactly once."
    — RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-07-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5158
    Ah, the assassin class.
    — Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
    Defiance 2050 on New Day Tewsday
  18. #5157
    Hey, is your hitbox the size of Manhattan?
    — James [2018-07-10]
    Games + Demos on New Day Tewsday
  19. #5156
    I can definitely taste the conical matrix!
    — Beej, as Bontan [2018-07-09]
    None on Unknown
  20. #5155
    He wears an eyepatch so clearly he's a bad person.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5154
    I was not looking forward to trying to punch a ghost.
    — Paul [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5153
    I'm not staying overnight there, we'd have to bake our way out!
    — Graham, as Snak [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5152
    Among the people trying to rip you off today is not this guy.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5151
    We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully.
    — Graham [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5150
    Everything tastes better on a stick.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends