Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5019
Where do you find everything in the universe? Amazon?
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Kathleen
[2018-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#5018
nobody expects the throwing of the bow!
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Paul
[2018-05-31]
Nidhogg 2 on Games of Chance
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#5017
My machine runs on depressed manpower
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Paul
[2018-05-31]
Gorogoa on Games of Chance
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#5016
Is this how you use Twitter? Just a hashtag to burn things?
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Paul
[2018-05-30]
The Jackbox Party Pack 4 on Let's NOPE
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#5014
"Who Descenders from the Celling?!" "monkey arms! monkey arms does"
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Cori and Heather
[2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
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#5013
"we're totally and completely safe" "I died" "we're totally and completely safe"
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Cori and Heather
[2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
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#5012
Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast
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Cameron
[2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
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#5011
Bones cost money son
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Cameron
[2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
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#5010
Everything is flies!
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Cori
[2018-05-27]
Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
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#5009
There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-24]
IRL on Bonus Stream
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#5008
Welcome to Heather's House of Lies
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Heather
[2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
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#5007
You've gotta have your toilet beans!
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5006
Stay off the ceiling, me!
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Cori
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5005
If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5004
I died and my fish went away.
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Cori
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#5003
You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#5002
You didn't tell me there'd be farts!
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
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#5001
How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4999
Should I relinquish my hat soup?
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Ben
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4998
I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...
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Cameron
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4997
Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4996
Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.
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Ben,
as Peloton
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4995
We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.
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James
[2018-05-20]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4994
It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.
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Cori
[2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
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#4993
The fish will happen organically.
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Cori
[2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe