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  1. #5314
    I can cut a man open now with my iPhone and it'll be fine and legal.
    — James [2018-09-12]
    None on LRRMtG
  2. #5313
    Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!
    — Serge [2018-09-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  3. #5312
    I would never weaponize Jo!
    — Serge [2018-09-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  4. #5311
    I just want to go out and get bear asses.
    — James [2018-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on New Day Tewsday
  5. #5310
    Don't tell me what I want to blow up. I want the world to burn, you know that.
    — Heather [2018-09-09]
    Aaero on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #5309
    Please, no pooping in Studio C.
    — Graham [2018-09-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  7. #5308
    I keep telling Ian to camp, but he wanted to fight that bear.
    — Cori [2018-08-08]
    None on AFK
  8. #5307
    James is no where near as good looking as I am.
    — Adam [2018-09-05]
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #5306
    Oh my god there's an emote where you pet a chicken!
    — Foxmar320 [2018-09-04]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  10. #5305
    Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay.
    — Paul [2018-09-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #5304
    Are butts palindromic?
    — Cameron [2018-08-31]
    None on Bonus Stream
  12. #5303
    I need you to fuck off using the whole of your ass.
    — Cameron [2018-09-01]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  13. #5302
    I have somebody's hair in my eye.
    — Cameron [2018-08-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #5301
    LaCroix Hard: sparkling water and vodka.
    — Paul [2018-08-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #5300
    The important thing is to make progress, even if that progress doesn't make sense.
    — Paul [2018-08-30]
    Deponia on Games of Chance
  16. #5299
    Clearly we have to ruin his life, 'cause he is our friend.
    — Paul [2018-08-30]
    Deponia on Games of Chance
  17. #5298
    I like the on-beat screaming.
    — Ben [2018-08-29]
    Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
  18. #5297
    You spin me right round, baby right round. Like a record baby FUCK! FUCK! OH, GOD!
    — Ben, while getting spun right round [2018-08-29]
    Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
  19. #5296
    I'm James Turner, I'm gonna use all my ice cream money to play video games.
    — Alex [2018-08-29]
    Outlast on Let's NOPE
  20. #5295
    Look, Australians are people too!
    — Graham [2018-08-29]
    None on LRRMtG
  21. #5294
    Oh right, I'm a filth monster.
    — Graham [2018-08-29]
    None on LRRMtG
  22. #5293
    The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire.
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5292
    I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful.
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5291
    All aboard the not-bleeding train!
    — Kathleen [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5290
    16 is certainly some!
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends