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  1. #5092
    I've never claimed to be good at streaming, I just do it.
    — James [2018-06-19]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  2. #5091
    There are more problems now.
    — Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  3. #5090
    I have an exciting plan that won't result in the death of more than two or three people and bystanders.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  4. #5089
    I think it might be gun o'clock.
    — Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  5. #5088
    What if we shoot at her a little bit first? She may find that to be exceptionally exciting.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  6. #5087
    I walk over to the person being crushed and say 'This must be very novel for you.'
    — Kathleen [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  7. #5086
    I'd help, but I'm awful at this!
    — Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  8. #5085
    There's lots of hiding places inside of people.
    — Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  9. #5084
    I think we're going to meet some new friends; alternately, shoot at people.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  10. #5083
    I just wanted you to stall so I could reunite the party...
    — Dale [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  11. #5082
    Sometimes when cousins get together there is a clash, and everyone falls over.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  12. #5081
    Feel free to screw yourself up.
    — Dale [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  13. #5080
    It seems a lot of people would be happy with a fancy bidet.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  14. #5079
    We can group our tasks together like they group their toilets!
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  15. #5078
    The best place to keep a spaceship is underground.
    — Ian [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  16. #5077
    It has been many centuries since I've needed to deal with this level of swamp-ankle.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  17. #5076
    Maybe I will take a second to dump some of the fluids from my jumpsuit.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  18. #5074
    Oh I'm sorry, you can't clean yourself that way - in boiling oil.
    — Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  19. #5073
    What if you get a flat hover unit?
    — Dale [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  20. #5072
    I just want to make sure I understand the plan. Because I'm enjoying this, but I'm not following it.
    — Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  21. #5071
    That's why I try to avoid dying. So much hassle.
    — Ian [2018-06-18]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  22. #5070
    I'm here for the comedy.
    — Graham [2018-06-17]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  23. #5069
    We're here for fun.
    — Graham [2018-06-17]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  24. #5068
    Really, racing is about forging your own path. Change my mind!
    — Graham [2018-06-17]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  25. #5067
    Let me make up my own headcanon.
    — Graham [2018-06-17]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream