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#5293

The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5292

I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5291

All aboard the not-bleeding train!

— Kathleen [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5290

16 is certainly some!

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5289

There's a 1/100 chance that the bag sets to "dogs" for a little while.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5288

It's the last session! What have you got to lose?

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5287

The punch is also poisonous, but in a different way. A fun way!

— Paul, as Dande [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5286

People love me, or at least agree to what I'm saying so I'll stop talking at them.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5285

Whenever we tell Dale, something bad always happens.

— Beej [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5284

Sometimes you're clever and I give you inspiration, but then sometimes there are other times.

— Dale [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5283

You have no idea how much this hurts me, Graham. I'll take one.

— Serge [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5282

Fortress Crab. A fortress of crabs.

— Nelson [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5281

Serge is in white, in the sense that he's in all colours combined together.

— Paul [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5280

We're not good adults here.

— Kathleen [2018-08-24]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5279

I wanna make things go boom boom!

— Paul [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5278

"Blue barrels slow you down, and red barrels.." "Blow you the fuck up!"

— Paul and James [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5277

That is a Tokyo drift if I ever saw one.

— Paul [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5276

Screw you, aesthetically-ambiguous staircase!

— Serge [2018-08-21]
None on AFK
#5275

I feel like every time Beej and Ian talk it's just some big inside joke.

— Adam [2018-08-22]
Board Games on AFK
#5274

Oh, God! It's God!

— Ben, upon meeting God [2018-08-22]
Pony Island on Let's NOPE
#5273

I shouldn't have turned the death generator on.

— RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5272

Remember me as I lived, full of hubris.

— RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5271

Yes! we have cows.

— Serge [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5270

He can tell us how to live our best lives, and then we can ignore him.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5269

We look like we're serving dim sum but what we're serving up is beats!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends