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  1. #5149
    Whatever sound he is making, is not one of the familiar sounds.
    — Dale, as DM [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5148
    Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5147
    All my gifts came to me from hard work and application of studious essay-writing.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #5146
    I wish I'd found more things to kill me in life.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5145
    If you refuse to drop this subject, I'm just going to make it worse.
    — Heather [2018-07-08]
    Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #5144
    I'm always surprised when I make a joke, they just sneak up on me.
    — Heather [2018-07-08]
    Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5143
    *maniacal laughter*
    — Kathleen [2018-07-06]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  8. #5142
    If you've made a lifestyle of kissing boys, I approve.
    — Kathleen [2018-07-06]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  9. #5141
    That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime.
    — Adam [2018-07-05]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #5140
    I steal all my great material from Twitch chat.
    — James [2018-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #5139
    I predict a lot of angry tweets.
    — Graham [2018-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #5138
    I don't understand half the crap you people are saying. I love it, but I don't understand it.
    — James [2018-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #5137
    Don't get into a situation.
    — Cori [2018-07-03]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  14. #5136
    Don't hug people with your mouth.
    — Cori [2018-07-03]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  15. #5135
    Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!
    — Adam [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  16. #5134
    'Whose side are you on?' 'Ours! But I'm a buffoon!'
    — Graham and Adam
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  17. #5133
    'How do you kill that which is already dead?' 'Lethally.'
    — Adam and Beej [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  18. #5132
    I OUTSMARTED THE GAME MASTER!
    — Adam [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  19. #5131
    When all you have is a barrel of gunpowder, everything looks like a thing you can blow up with a barrel of gunpowder.
    — Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  20. #5130
    This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!
    — Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  21. #5129
    This game is full of fictional characters...like the complimentary person.
    — Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  22. #5128
    Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives.
    — Graham [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  23. #5127
    It's kind of unsettling to watch women walking around wearing a lot of clothing in anime.
    — Beej [2018-06-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #5126
    I have to remember where circles are.
    — Heather [2018-07-01]
    Evangelion Shin Gekijouban 3nd Impact on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #5124
    I think I still have time to buy drugs.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-29]
    Monster Prom on Now Kiss!