Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5156

I can definitely taste the conical matrix!

— Beej, as Bontan [2018-07-09]
None on Unknown
#5155

He wears an eyepatch so clearly he's a bad person.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5154

I was not looking forward to trying to punch a ghost.

— Paul [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5153

I'm not staying overnight there, we'd have to bake our way out!

— Graham, as Snak [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5152

Among the people trying to rip you off today is not this guy.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5151

We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully.

— Graham [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5150

Everything tastes better on a stick.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5149

Whatever sound he is making, is not one of the familiar sounds.

— Dale, as DM [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5148

Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5147

All my gifts came to me from hard work and application of studious essay-writing.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5146

I wish I'd found more things to kill me in life.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5145

If you refuse to drop this subject, I'm just going to make it worse.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5144

I'm always surprised when I make a joke, they just sneak up on me.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5143

*maniacal laughter*

— Kathleen [2018-07-06]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5142

If you've made a lifestyle of kissing boys, I approve.

— Kathleen [2018-07-06]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5141

That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime.

— Adam [2018-07-05]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5140

I steal all my great material from Twitch chat.

— James [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5139

I predict a lot of angry tweets.

— Graham [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5138

I don't understand half the crap you people are saying. I love it, but I don't understand it.

— James [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5137

Don't get into a situation.

— Cori [2018-07-03]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5136

Don't hug people with your mouth.

— Cori [2018-07-03]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5135

Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!

— Adam [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5134

'Whose side are you on?' 'Ours! But I'm a buffoon!'

— Graham and Adam
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5133

'How do you kill that which is already dead?' 'Lethally.'

— Adam and Beej [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5132

I OUTSMARTED THE GAME MASTER!

— Adam [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends