Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5114

Then you tell me where my pants are, James!

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5113

'What kind of hole would you make for a hole worm?' 'A wormhole!'

— Dale and Beej [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5112

I'm gonna be fine and look scary.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5111

I don't want to sound like myself, what's the point of that?

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5110

Ian, these were really good dice, and then I lent them to you...

— Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5109

Think of me as like a very violent golden retriever.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5108

'Tell me if I'm not allowed to do this.' 'That doesn't sound like me.'

— Kathleen and Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5107

The DM's here laughing and smiling, I'm sure it will go perfectly.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5106

Humans have a difficult time being reupholstered.

— Cameron, as Yuri Armstrong [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5105

I respond out loud with my brain-thoughts.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5104

What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching...

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5103

I'm not the rider, I'm the motorcycle.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5102

You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5101

What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5100

This is less of a noise-cancelling situation and more like a very-atoms-screaming-in-agony situation.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5099

What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable.

— Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5098

Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5097

Mind the goo, or else there'll be more goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5096

I'm here to tell you what to do and that's be kind to others and spread goodness in the world.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5095

Good old dick stabbin'.

— Leelee [2018-06-23]
Dark Souls on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5094

Winning is for losers.

— Amyzonian [2018-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5093

I love you as much as I'm capable of expressing that emotion.

— Kathleen [2018-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5092

I've never claimed to be good at streaming, I just do it.

— James [2018-06-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5091

There are more problems now.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5090

I have an exciting plan that won't result in the death of more than two or three people and bystanders.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends