Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5226

You're a tyrant, you create your own gravity and culture!

— Cori [2018-08-03]
Heaven Will Be Mine on Now Kiss!
#5225

Did Beej get food? Yes he did.

— Beej & Graham, clapping between each word [2018-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5224

This is what games looked like shortly after you stopped pooping yourself.

— James [2018-08-02]
Command & Conquer: Red Alert on Games of Chance
#5223

They're very much in love and on fire.

— RebelliousUno [2018-07-31]
None on AFK
#5222

Would you rather fight 12 zombies, or one goat named Clyde?

— Ian [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5221

Don't worry, I'm not going to miss.

— Adam, shortly before missing [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5220

Turns out that you can do a lot of stuff with wood.

— Ben [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5219

This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring.

— Alex [2018-08-01]
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness on Watch and Play
#5218

I wish I was playing Dark souls

— Alex [2018-08-01]
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness on Watch and Play
#5217

Motivate yourself before assisting others.

— Graham [2018-08-01]
None on LRRMtG
#5216

Chess: the original e-sport.

— Paul [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5215

'It's been a while since I did a combat roll.' 'I'm sorry, I'll attack you with more things.'

— Kathleen and Dale [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5214

You may now make a kazoo noise with the bride.

— Paul [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5213

I feel like I just said no to a player!

— Dale, horrified [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5212

Haven't you ever seen how small a hole Beej can fit through?

— Graham [2018-07-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5211

Wow Heather you're so good at your job!

— Kathleen [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5210

I'm just terrified of what I might have said offhandedly 6 months ago that somehow is going to rear its ugly head during this campaign. Dale's very good at this.

— Graham [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5209

I'm a big boy who can figure stuff out, like how to double click on an icon...

— James [2018-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5208

Everything is real, except for Gibb.

— James [2018-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5207

I'm gonna go get out of my pyjamas and go to sleep.

— Graham [2018-07-26]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5206

Guns first. We worry about the economy later.

— Graham [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5205

Turns out when you're doing a gun run, you should probably buy bullets.

— Ben [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5204

I understood there to be an expectation of pyjamas.

— Graham [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5203

Twitch gaveth unto me partnership so that I could have two dab emotes.

— Ben [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5202

Beware for I am Mecha Serge, destroyer of worlds!

— Serge [2018-07-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock