Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5380

Don't give me a stick if you don't want me to use it.

— Kathleen [2018-10-09]
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness on New Day Tewsday
#5379

Why did you put butts on my work?

— Serge [2018-10-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5378

Yeah, that's right. I've got friends, they're real...

— James [2018-10-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5377

There's no way you can make a man in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit look cool.

— Ian [2018-10-08]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5376

Hey kids, unflatten your earballs: it's time for Rhythm Cafe!

— Ian [2018-10-07]
Beat Hazard on Rhythm Cafe
#5375

I'm coming around on breasts.

— Beej [2018-10-06]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5374

The best way to add a flavour to anything is just to burn it.

— Serge [2018-10-06]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5373

I have no idea what Beej just said, he said some Japanese stuff, and my brain just shut off.

— Adam [2018-10-06]
Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5372

"Whirlygig" is the best word to say.

— Adam [2018-10-06]
Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5371

There isn't a pity bone in James' body.

— Serge [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5370

'I feel bad for Serge.' 'No you don't.'

— James and Serge [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5369

At least I'm consistent.

— Serge [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5368

This game has taken everything from me!

— Serge [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5367

Never listen to James.

— Julie [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5366

I just want the YouTube comments for this replay to be angry at me. It's all I want from life anymore.

— James [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5365

We should high-five more often.

— Heather [2018-10-05]
Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
#5364

You notice it after you lrrEFF it up, but only AFTER you lrrEFF it up.

— Kathleen [2018-10-05]
Analogue: A Hate Story on Now Kiss!
#5363

Birthdays: the Scariest day of all.

— Paul [2018-10-04]
Alien: Isolation on Games of Chance
#5362

...am I the library?

— Ben [2018-10-03]
Board Games on AFK
#5361

I can't not believe in myself.

— Heather [2018-10-03]
Board Games on AFK
#5360

This isn't dairy, it's ice cream.

— Ben [2018-10-03]
Transference on Mine O'Clock
#5359

It looks like we know what we're doing.

— Graham [2018-10-03]
None on Mine O'Clock
#5358

PEW PEW

— james [2018-10-02]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Mine O'Clock
#5357

Here, I'll bring you a test chicken.

— RebelliousUno [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5356

Uno, your meat flow still exists.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock