Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5313

Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5312

I would never weaponize Jo!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5311

I just want to go out and get bear asses.

— James [2018-09-11]
World of Warcraft on New Day Tewsday
#5310

Don't tell me what I want to blow up. I want the world to burn, you know that.

— Heather [2018-09-09]
Aaero on Rhythm Cafe
#5309

Please, no pooping in Studio C.

— Graham [2018-09-07]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#5308

I keep telling Ian to camp, but he wanted to fight that bear.

— Cori [2018-08-08]
None on AFK
#5307

James is no where near as good looking as I am.

— Adam [2018-09-05]
None on LRRMtG
#5306

Oh my god there's an emote where you pet a chicken!

— Foxmar320 [2018-09-04]
None on New Day Tewsday
#5305

Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay.

— Paul [2018-09-03]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5304

Are butts palindromic?

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
None on Bonus Stream
#5303

I need you to fuck off using the whole of your ass.

— Cameron [2018-09-01]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#5302

I have somebody's hair in my eye.

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5301

LaCroix Hard: sparkling water and vodka.

— Paul [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5300

The important thing is to make progress, even if that progress doesn't make sense.

— Paul [2018-08-30]
Deponia on Games of Chance
#5299

Clearly we have to ruin his life, 'cause he is our friend.

— Paul [2018-08-30]
Deponia on Games of Chance
#5298

I like the on-beat screaming.

— Ben [2018-08-29]
Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
#5297

You spin me right round, baby right round. Like a record baby FUCK! FUCK! OH, GOD!

— Ben, while getting spun right round [2018-08-29]
Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
#5296

I'm James Turner, I'm gonna use all my ice cream money to play video games.

— Alex [2018-08-29]
Outlast on Let's NOPE
#5295

Look, Australians are people too!

— Graham [2018-08-29]
None on LRRMtG
#5294

Oh right, I'm a filth monster.

— Graham [2018-08-29]
None on LRRMtG
#5293

The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5292

I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5291

All aboard the not-bleeding train!

— Kathleen [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5290

16 is certainly some!

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5289

There's a 1/100 chance that the bag sets to "dogs" for a little while.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends