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  1. #5138
    I don't understand half the crap you people are saying. I love it, but I don't understand it.
    — James [2018-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #5137
    Don't get into a situation.
    — Cori [2018-07-03]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  3. #5136
    Don't hug people with your mouth.
    — Cori [2018-07-03]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  4. #5135
    Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!
    — Adam [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  5. #5134
    'Whose side are you on?' 'Ours! But I'm a buffoon!'
    — Graham and Adam
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  6. #5133
    'How do you kill that which is already dead?' 'Lethally.'
    — Adam and Beej [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  7. #5132
    I OUTSMARTED THE GAME MASTER!
    — Adam [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  8. #5131
    When all you have is a barrel of gunpowder, everything looks like a thing you can blow up with a barrel of gunpowder.
    — Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  9. #5130
    This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!
    — Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  10. #5129
    This game is full of fictional characters...like the complimentary person.
    — Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  11. #5128
    Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives.
    — Graham [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  12. #5127
    It's kind of unsettling to watch women walking around wearing a lot of clothing in anime.
    — Beej [2018-06-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #5126
    I have to remember where circles are.
    — Heather [2018-07-01]
    Evangelion Shin Gekijouban 3nd Impact on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #5124
    I think I still have time to buy drugs.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-29]
    Monster Prom on Now Kiss!
  15. #5123
    Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble.
    — Paul [2018-06-28]
    Dauntless on Games of Chance
  16. #5122
    You're like my Pokemon.
    — Adam [2018-06-28]
    Dauntless on Games of Chance
  17. #5121
    Resident Evil is a dumb game, and I hate it!
    — Ben [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  18. #5120
    DICK OFF!
    — Ben, to every spider ever [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  19. #5119
    FUCK SHARKS!.......Don;t fuck sharks kids.
    — Ben [2018-06-27]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  20. #5118
    "Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."
    — James & Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #5117
    "out of sight, out of mind." "But I can still hear them." "out of sight, out of mind!"
    — RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #5116
    In the grim dark future of mine o'clock there is only butter.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #5115
    Everybody, welcome to the Bone Zone!
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5114
    Then you tell me where my pants are, James!
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5113
    'What kind of hole would you make for a hole worm?' 'A wormhole!'
    — Dale and Beej [2018-06-25]
    Board Games on Dice Friends