Quotes – LRRbot

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#5053

I refuse to drive your car!

— Heather, to Ian [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5052

Full disclosure on your Tinder profile is very erotic.

— Beej [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5051

You can really taste the purple.

— Paul [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5050

It lives in my nose now.

— Cori [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5049

'How would you like a virgin?' 'Speaking as a tropical volcano, yes!'

— Ian and Graham [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5048

Welcome to LoadingReadyLive, where we make fun of the Spanish.

— Kathleen [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5047

Look what you did, Ian. You made someone happy.

— Cori [2018-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#5046

...bones of skins, trees of beasts...

— Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5045

I'm gonna force quit Grandpa

— Graham [2018-06-13]
Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
#5044

'Which one of us gets to be Ben?' 'I think we're both Ben.'

— Graham and Heather [2018-06-13]
Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
#5043

I was very surprised to see my eyebrows after all this time.

— Cori [2018-06-12]
Sushi Striker: The Way of Sushido on New Day Tewsday
#5042

I just wanna create havoc.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5041

I feel like you occasionally look out, and there's some different shenanigan going on.

— Dale [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5040

It was my finest moment as a pilot, and I have very few so I can say that conclusively.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5039

Take my hand, it's covered in helpful lubricant!

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5038

We were delayed because we found a barrel of lubricant. Here, have some lubricant!

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5037

We're far too intelligent to be turned upside-down and inside-out!

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5036

Let's go through a tube! It's been many years since I've been through a tube.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5035

He sucks at not getting hit.

— Dale [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5034

I am merely great...

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5033

I never expected to go anywhere in my life.

— Cori, as Robbie [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5032

'Are you good at deceive?' 'Absolutely not!' 'Excellent!'

— Dale and Cameron [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5031

I would eat a hat. I would get a hat from the prop room, pur lrrEFF ing ranch dressing on it, and I would eat it.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
#5030

You know what they say: put your best teeth forward.

— Graham [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
#5029

I wanna take an extended Lesbos vacation.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus