Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5209

I'm a big boy who can figure stuff out, like how to double click on an icon...

— James [2018-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5208

Everything is real, except for Gibb.

— James [2018-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5207

I'm gonna go get out of my pyjamas and go to sleep.

— Graham [2018-07-26]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5206

Guns first. We worry about the economy later.

— Graham [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5205

Turns out when you're doing a gun run, you should probably buy bullets.

— Ben [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5204

I understood there to be an expectation of pyjamas.

— Graham [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5203

Twitch gaveth unto me partnership so that I could have two dab emotes.

— Ben [2018-07-25]
Sleep Tight on Let's NOPE
#5202

Beware for I am Mecha Serge, destroyer of worlds!

— Serge [2018-07-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5201

Learn to earthquake, you dumb earthquake.

— James [2018-07-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5200

I'm so good at everything!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5199

Can we take a cab or something? I have a lot of money that doesn't belong to me but now does.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5198

I did get a little bit arrested...

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5197

We're friends, so I can make fun of him.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5196

I'm offended! Not only because I'm being made fun of but because I feel like someone could do better.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5195

Cursing someone's existence is a free action.

— Beej [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5194

I wasn't expecting to be stacked against my will.

— Graham, as Snak [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5193

I think having asked me that question, it is now your job to answer it.

— Dale [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5192

I'm not saying no to your idea, I'm saying yes to the idea you mentioned earlier.

— Dale [2018-07-23]
None on Dice Friends
#5191

If I'm going to be hoisted by a petard, why not one of my own choosing?

— Kathleen
None on Dice Friends
#5190

Physically enter the butthole.

— Cameron [2018-07-22]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5189

I have entered the butthole.

— Graham [2018-07-22]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5188

I'm doing some unsupervised smooching today.

— Cori [2018-07-20]
BookSLEEPer on Now Kiss!
#5187

Most things escalate here. That's kinda how we do things.

— James [2018-07-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5186

KISS!

— Kathleen [2018-07-17]
Octopath Traveler on New Day Tewsday
#5185

I'm gonna go play with cows in the sky.

— Serge [2018-07-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock