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#9057

You're teaching me to drive illegally." "Well, we're driving on an airfield in a forklift.

— Jordynne and Ian [2024-07-20]
Special Events on Unknown
#9056

I would alt-F4, write a scathing steam review, then go to bed.

— Adam [2024-07-19]
ELDEN RING on Unknown
#9055

Get me photos of Smooth Blanka on my desk by Monday!

— Cori [2024-07-18]
Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
#9054

It's Kermit all over again!

— Ben [2024-07-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
#9053

Put perishable on my butt.

— Paul [2024-07-18]
KeyWe on Unknown
#9052

You nailed Sexy Binturong!

— Graham [2024-07-17]
Special Events on Unknown
#9051

Today's word of the day is 'regret.'

— James [2024-07-17]
Special Events on Unknown
#9050

It shouldn't explode when you hit the ground.

— SniperPumpkin [2024-07-16]
Destiny 2 on Unknown
#9049

Look at me, confidently lying to chat.

— Graham [2024-07-16]
Destiny 2 on Unknown
#9048

Where is Sweden from?

— Nelson [2024-07-16]
Special Events on Unknown
#9047

This morning, my friend is Adam.

— James [2024-07-16]
Special Events on Unknown
#9046

What is wrong with your hole?

— Serge [2024-07-15]
Special Events on Unknown
#9045

Our hole is riddled with issues.

— Graham [2024-07-15]
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#9044

I haven't tested the metallurgical properties of your mom.

— Alex [2024-07-15]
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#9043

I love going down the horror hole.

— Ben [2024-07-15]
Special Events on Unknown
#9042

Why does this look like if Grimace was Sméagol?

— Wheeler, on Graverler [2024-07-14]
Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjou! on Is This Your Card?
#9041

I don't understand what that means but I'm going to assume that you're wrong.

— Adam [2024-07-09]
Crow Country on Let's NOPE
#9040

I was trying to make horse semen fit.

— Beej [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9039

A blimp is just a flaccid zeppelin.

— Alex [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9038

Let's leave room for Napoleon.

— Nelson [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9037

Scorpions are long crabs.

— Ian [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9036

I just did what the whale wanted.

— Heather [2024-07-06]
OlliOlli World on Bonus Stream
#9035

Spay and neuter your pets. And colleagues.

— Cameron [2024-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9034

Never top a trampoline.

— Cori and Heather, in agreement [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
#9033

I remember my lessons! Sort of. Sometimes.

— Heather [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream