Quotes – LRRbot

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#9040

I was trying to make horse semen fit.

— Beej [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9039

A blimp is just a flaccid zeppelin.

— Alex [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9038

Let's leave room for Napoleon.

— Nelson [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9037

Scorpions are long crabs.

— Ian [2024-07-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9036

I just did what the whale wanted.

— Heather [2024-07-06]
OlliOlli World on Bonus Stream
#9035

Spay and neuter your pets. And colleagues.

— Cameron [2024-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9034

Never top a trampoline.

— Cori and Heather, in agreement [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
#9033

I remember my lessons! Sort of. Sometimes.

— Heather [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
#9032

You're right. No one is screaming.

— Heather [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
#9031

I don't eat skin.

— Cori [2024-06-29]
Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
#9030

You can friendzone the frog.

— Paul [2024-06-28]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9029

Yelling is a form of coaching.

— Angel [2024-06-23]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#9028

At least this time it wasn't fish sauce.

— Matt [2024-06-22]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9027

I wonder if I can play the game just throwing everything in the pit.

— Heather [2024-06-21]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9026

Isn't it Obama that gets 13 orphans?

— Wheeler [2024-06-16]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#9025

Everything I've been saying has been completely valid and correct.

— Ian [2024-06-16]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9024

All moist, all the time.

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9023

Why is Kirby real?!

— Cori [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9022

Under the circumstances, we can ignore that.

— Cori [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9021

The line between fruit and car is very small in this world.

— Cori [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9020

Somebody knows what I'm talking about and is screaming right now.

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9019

Reading chat at all is absolutely the worst idea.

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9018

There's a person inside of the sushi?!

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9017

I am receiving answers in chat and I have already forgotten the question.

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9016

I paid for rain this year.

— Ian [2024-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown