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  1. #8863
    Ian...I just wanna study you.
    — Jordynne [2023-12-11]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8862
    I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.
    — Heather [2023-12-10]
    A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8861
    Does that mean I don't have the clown torso?
    — Heather [2023-12-09]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8860
    I was unfunny before I had kids." "I've been making bad jokes my entire life!
    — Nelson and Graham [2023-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8859
    I'm farming engagement from chat.
    — Adam [2023-12-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  6. #8858
    I would poke a frog in the butt.
    — Cori [2023-12-04]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8857
    The mouth isn't a rhythm thing, it's just for eating.
    — Heather [2023-12-03]
    Life Is Not Auto on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8856
    I just like gathering information!
    — Kathleen [2023-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8855
    It's not my fault.
    — Heather, insistently and repeatedly [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #8854
    Unfortunately, money is not monkey.
    — Ben [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #8853
    My orbs are a gift to the world.
    — Serge [2023-11-28]
    Death Must Die on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8852
    Wheeler is the most responsible streamer of all of us.
    — Heather [2023-11-26]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8851
    You can expose kids to fire, and that's okay.
    — Heather [2023-11-24]
    Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #8850
    Oh shit, where'd my brain go?
    — Alex [2023-11-22]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8849
    I'm just here to lend a certain chaotic "je ne sais quoi" to the proceedings.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-20]
    Republic of Jungle on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8848
    Anyone else want a faceful of air?
    — Kathleen [2023-11-18]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8847
    VST, what's my favorite memory?
    — Carrie [2023-11-18]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8846
    We should probably just say 'not a cult' after everything we do ever.
    — James [2023-11-18]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8845
    I don't need to win; I just need James to lose.
    — Wiggins [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8844
    I can't believe it's not cult!
    — Graham [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8843
    We're going in with big suck, right?
    — Graham [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8842
    You have a microphone, Graham, you can do anything with a microphone!
    — Julie [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8841
    I can't use my god hands on that egg!
    — Ian [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8840
    Does anyone want to play I've Got A Sword?
    — Kathleen [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8839
    This isn't the lost nut.
    — Jacob [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams