Quotes – LRRbot

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#8912

I'd like to befriend the giant centipede.

— Wheeler [2024-02-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8911

Murder is still good.

— Graham [2024-02-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8910

yeah I get greedy every now and then.

— Serge [2024-02-06]
Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8909

Just 'cause things are weird and freaky doesn't mean you are invincible.

— Paul [2024-02-05]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8908

Lets get wonderfied!

— Paul [2024-02-05]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8907

You played giant growth on my creature? God I loved the 90's.

— Wheeler [2024-02-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8906

All I saw was the vague outline of a couple Magic cards.

— Matt G [2024-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8905

I am just a Luigi at heart.

— Jacob [2024-02-02]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8904

Swamps are inherently very funny.

— Kathleen [2024-01-31]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#8903

I'm not THE problem, but I am A problem.

— Az [2024-01-29]
Art on LRRMtG
#8902

Horses are expensive. Pegging is basically free.

— Cori [2024-01-29]
Art on LRRMtG
#8901

Serge remains moist and honest.

— Kathleen [2024-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8900

It's important for chat to just say everything.

— Nelson [2024-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8899

We are responsible for the words you don't read.

— Cameron [2024-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8898

I'm gonna start evolving sheep into their final form of bed.

— Serge [2024-01-23]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8897

One two zero, that's a full year in years.

— Ian [2024-01-20]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8896

Suddenly we care about the facts!

— Kathleen [2024-01-20]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8895

I'm just gonna cast stuff now and die later. But I'm gonna cause all the problems I can in the meantime!

— Bengineering [2024-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8894

Beej has to eat all the trash ham himself.

— Heather [2024-01-19]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8893

Spoilers for.... something.

— Ian [2024-01-18]
Lupin the 3rd: The Typing on AFK
#8892

No! why is my sword out of ammo?!

— Alex [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8891

Why are the bondage catwomen so fast?

— Graham [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8890

I hate how the bones are wibbling .

— Graham [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8889

Why do I always get interrupted by someone on a horse?

— Wheeler [2024-01-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8888

Every three years, Kirby kills another god.

— Beej [2024-01-12]
Just Chatting on The Long Game