Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4998

I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...

— Cameron [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4997

Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.

— Kathleen [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4996

Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4995

We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.

— James [2018-05-20]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4994

It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4993

The fish will happen organically.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4992

odd that there isn't a flunge quote

— Xafty [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4991

Are we making the trains touch?

— Cameron [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4990

Generally great; specifically terrible.

— Paul [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4989

You're not a dream. You don't know me.

— Serge [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4988

I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?

— Paul [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4987

just swipe left already

— Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4986

I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.

— Ben
Camel (C)Up on AFK
#4985

There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...

— James [2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4984

what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?

— Kathleen [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
#4983

oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.

— Kathleen, to Heather [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
#4982

I had some weird butt stuff the other day.

— Beej [2018-05-02]
None on Dice Friends
#4981

It looks exactly like how a witch's hut doesn't.

— Kathleen [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4980

The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices.

— Kathleen [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4979

We're gonna get wiped by a trash panda.

— Serge [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4978

Does anybody want some hat soup?

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4977

I can't think of anyone else who would have a chance of bangin'

— Serge, as Malfeasance [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4976

The human form disgusts me.

— Cori [2018-05-13]
The Metronomicon on Rhythm Cafe
#4975

If a counterspell is tilting people out, it's 100% doing it's job.

— Ben [2018-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4974

Go 1-2, get rewarded.

— Adam [2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG