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#5081

Feel free to screw yourself up.

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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#5080

It seems a lot of people would be happy with a fancy bidet.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5079

We can group our tasks together like they group their toilets!

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5078

The best place to keep a spaceship is underground.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
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#5077

It has been many centuries since I've needed to deal with this level of swamp-ankle.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5076

Maybe I will take a second to dump some of the fluids from my jumpsuit.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5074

Oh I'm sorry, you can't clean yourself that way - in boiling oil.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
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#5073

What if you get a flat hover unit?

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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#5072

I just want to make sure I understand the plan. Because I'm enjoying this, but I'm not following it.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
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#5071

That's why I try to avoid dying. So much hassle.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
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#5070

I'm here for the comedy.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
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#5069

We're here for fun.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
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#5068

Really, racing is about forging your own path. Change my mind!

— Graham [2018-06-17]
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#5067

Let me make up my own headcanon.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
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#5066

We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires.

— Ian [2018-06-17]
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#5065

The most holy of family days: the day I don't work.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5064

I am, in fact, an asshole.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5063

I like the swoopy wiggly part.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5062

No one becomes a maniac racecar driver overnight,

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5061

I just want to look at things that make me happy.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5060

I could really get lrrEFF 'd up on some ham right now.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5059

I don't need peer pressure - I have my own pressure thank you. All my pressure comes from within me.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5058

I got distracted flipping that man off.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5057

I am like a glacier: I will get there eventually.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
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#5056

That's why they call him Paul "smooth like sandpaper" Saunders

— Ian [2018-06-17]
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