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  1. #5047
    Look what you did, Ian. You made someone happy.
    — Cori [2018-06-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  2. #5046
    ...bones of skins, trees of beasts...
    — Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #5045
    I'm gonna force quit Grandpa
    — Graham [2018-06-13]
    Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
  4. #5044
    'Which one of us gets to be Ben?' 'I think we're both Ben.'
    — Graham and Heather [2018-06-13]
    Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
  5. #5043
    I was very surprised to see my eyebrows after all this time.
    — Cori [2018-06-12]
    Sushi Striker: The Way of Sushido on New Day Tewsday
  6. #5042
    I just wanna create havoc.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  7. #5041
    I feel like you occasionally look out, and there's some different shenanigan going on.
    — Dale [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  8. #5040
    It was my finest moment as a pilot, and I have very few so I can say that conclusively.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  9. #5039
    Take my hand, it's covered in helpful lubricant!
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  10. #5038
    We were delayed because we found a barrel of lubricant. Here, have some lubricant!
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  11. #5037
    We're far too intelligent to be turned upside-down and inside-out!
    — Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  12. #5036
    Let's go through a tube! It's been many years since I've been through a tube.
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  13. #5035
    He sucks at not getting hit.
    — Dale [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  14. #5034
    I am merely great...
    — Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  15. #5033
    I never expected to go anywhere in my life.
    — Cori, as Robbie [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  16. #5032
    'Are you good at deceive?' 'Absolutely not!' 'Excellent!'
    — Dale and Cameron [2018-06-11]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  17. #5031
    I would eat a hat. I would get a hat from the prop room, pur lrrEFF ing ranch dressing on it, and I would eat it.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-11]
    E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #5030
    You know what they say: put your best teeth forward.
    — Graham [2018-06-11]
    E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #5029
    I wanna take an extended Lesbos vacation.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-11]
    E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #5028
    I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat...
    — Adam [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #5027
    It's my stream! Serve me things!
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #5026
    It wouldn't be a good stream if I didn't die a couple times.
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #5025
    I don't know what this is. Let's cook with it!
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #5024
    The children may be gone, but the babies are still here!
    — Adam [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #5023
    'All right, do your worst.' 'Don't tell them that!'
    — Adam and Jules [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight