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  1. #4892
    It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.
    — mtvcdm [2018-04-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  2. #4891
    Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?
    — Ian [2018-04-17]
    Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
  3. #4890
    Do not heckle Matt.
    — James [2018-04-15]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #4889
    TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...
    — Cameron [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  5. #4888
    I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  6. #4887
    I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.
    — Ben [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  7. #4886
    You rolled so bad you invented cellphones.
    — Ian [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  8. #4885
    You can't get mad at things when you're tired!
    — Ben [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #4884
    A lot of things would be awesome if they would happen.
    — Cameron [2018-04-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4883
    I'M FIGHTING!
    — Adam, during Magic [2018-04-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4882
    It's never *my* fault.
    — Adam [2018-04-10]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  12. #4881
    I've got friends, theoretically!
    — James [2018-04-10]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  13. #4880
    Legs are for Closers
    — Cori [2018-04-10]
    Extinction on New Day Tewsday
  14. #4879
    We're not afraid of looking stupid.
    — Graham [2018-04-06]
    None on The Crapshoot
  15. #4878
    Measure once, regret nothing!
    — RebelliousUno [2018-04-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #4877
    Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man
    — Ben [2018-04-03]
    The Adventure Pals on New Day Tewsday
  17. #4876
    Of all the Kathleen commercials ever done...that's one of them.
    — Cori [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4875
    Balance is overrated
    — Dale [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4874
    She's got nice cups.
    — Ian, as Aten, about Lenta's...cups? [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4873
    Trouble's my middle name! ...I wish it wasn't, it gets me into a lot of it.
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  21. #4872
    I love a well-maintained log.
    — Kathleen, as Daji [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  22. #4871
    I wanna be the coolest guy in jail!
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #4870
    I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!
    — Ben [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #4869
    The goat was thoroughly scaped.
    — Cameron [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #4868
    I'm a creature needing constant validation.
    — Cameron [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends