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#5107

The DM's here laughing and smiling, I'm sure it will go perfectly.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
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#5106

Humans have a difficult time being reupholstered.

— Cameron, as Yuri Armstrong [2018-06-25]
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#5105

I respond out loud with my brain-thoughts.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
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#5104

What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching...

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
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#5103

I'm not the rider, I'm the motorcycle.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
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#5102

You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
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#5101

What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
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#5100

This is less of a noise-cancelling situation and more like a very-atoms-screaming-in-agony situation.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
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#5099

What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable.

— Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
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#5098

Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
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#5097

Mind the goo, or else there'll be more goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
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#5096

I'm here to tell you what to do and that's be kind to others and spread goodness in the world.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
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#5095

Good old dick stabbin'.

— Leelee [2018-06-23]
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#5094

Winning is for losers.

— Amyzonian [2018-06-22]
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#5093

I love you as much as I'm capable of expressing that emotion.

— Kathleen [2018-06-22]
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#5092

I've never claimed to be good at streaming, I just do it.

— James [2018-06-19]
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#5091

There are more problems now.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
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#5090

I have an exciting plan that won't result in the death of more than two or three people and bystanders.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5089

I think it might be gun o'clock.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
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#5088

What if we shoot at her a little bit first? She may find that to be exceptionally exciting.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5087

I walk over to the person being crushed and say 'This must be very novel for you.'

— Kathleen [2018-06-18]
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#5086

I'd help, but I'm awful at this!

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
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#5085

There's lots of hiding places inside of people.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
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#5084

I think we're going to meet some new friends; alternately, shoot at people.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5083

I just wanted you to stall so I could reunite the party...

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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