Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5148

Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5147

All my gifts came to me from hard work and application of studious essay-writing.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5146

I wish I'd found more things to kill me in life.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5145

If you refuse to drop this subject, I'm just going to make it worse.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5144

I'm always surprised when I make a joke, they just sneak up on me.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5143

*maniacal laughter*

— Kathleen [2018-07-06]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5142

If you've made a lifestyle of kissing boys, I approve.

— Kathleen [2018-07-06]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5141

That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime.

— Adam [2018-07-05]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5140

I steal all my great material from Twitch chat.

— James [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5139

I predict a lot of angry tweets.

— Graham [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5138

I don't understand half the crap you people are saying. I love it, but I don't understand it.

— James [2018-07-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5137

Don't get into a situation.

— Cori [2018-07-03]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5136

Don't hug people with your mouth.

— Cori [2018-07-03]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5135

Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!

— Adam [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5134

'Whose side are you on?' 'Ours! But I'm a buffoon!'

— Graham and Adam
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5133

'How do you kill that which is already dead?' 'Lethally.'

— Adam and Beej [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5132

I OUTSMARTED THE GAME MASTER!

— Adam [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5131

When all you have is a barrel of gunpowder, everything looks like a thing you can blow up with a barrel of gunpowder.

— Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5130

This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!

— Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5129

This game is full of fictional characters...like the complimentary person.

— Rodney Thompson [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5128

Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives.

— Graham [2018-07-02]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5127

It's kind of unsettling to watch women walking around wearing a lot of clothing in anime.

— Beej [2018-06-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5126

I have to remember where circles are.

— Heather [2018-07-01]
Evangelion Shin Gekijouban 3nd Impact on Rhythm Cafe
#5124

I think I still have time to buy drugs.

— Kathleen [2018-06-29]
Monster Prom on Now Kiss!
#5123

Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble.

— Paul [2018-06-28]
Dauntless on Games of Chance