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  1. #5022
    At 34 years old, I can finally know what's cool.
    — Adam [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #5021
    Apples can bite my butt.
    — James [2018-06-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #5020
    I invented a new person with my dancing.
    — Cori [2018-06-03]
    Floor Kids on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #5019
    Where do you find everything in the universe? Amazon?
    — Kathleen [2018-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #5018
    nobody expects the throwing of the bow!
    — Paul [2018-05-31]
    Nidhogg 2 on Games of Chance
  6. #5017
    My machine runs on depressed manpower
    — Paul [2018-05-31]
    Gorogoa on Games of Chance
  7. #5016
    Is this how you use Twitter? Just a hashtag to burn things?
    — Paul [2018-05-30]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 4 on Let's NOPE
  8. #5014
    "Who Descenders from the Celling?!" "monkey arms! monkey arms does"
    — Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  9. #5013
    "we're totally and completely safe" "I died" "we're totally and completely safe"
    — Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  10. #5012
    Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #5011
    Bones cost money son
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #5010
    Everything is flies!
    — Cori [2018-05-27]
    Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
  13. #5009
    There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-24]
    IRL on Bonus Stream
  14. #5008
    Welcome to Heather's House of Lies
    — Heather [2018-05-23]
    Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
  15. #5007
    You've gotta have your toilet beans!
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  16. #5006
    Stay off the ceiling, me!
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  17. #5005
    If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  18. #5004
    I died and my fish went away.
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #5003
    You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  20. #5002
    You didn't tell me there'd be farts!
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
  21. #5001
    How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  22. #4999
    Should I relinquish my hat soup?
    — Ben [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #4998
    I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...
    — Cameron [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #4997
    Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #4996
    Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.
    — Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends

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