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#4964

'I got your back!' 'That's what I'm worried about.'

— Serge and Alex, as Malfeasance and Ulrica [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4963

Fae-ruined.

— Cameron [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4962

Your new friend Millicent doesn't notice that you have a leather wallet of soup.

— Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4961

I need you to stop talking, please.

— Cameron, as Niann [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4960

I demand you roll dice to amuse me.

— Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4959

I rolled dice for theatrical effect. Nothing happens.

— Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4958

They're like bingo dabbers that you fire through the air.

— Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4957

'Is there anything heavy and not nailed down in the boat?' 'I mean, there's all of you.'

— Alex and Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4956

I also learned today that my tongue is not nearly as long as I thought it was.

— Ian [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4955

I don't know if you can overcome the power of your beard.

— Graham, to Ian [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4954

Quite like the miracle of nature itself: slow, awkward, ugly, and very painful.

— Alex [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4953

It tastes fine, which is upsetting.

— Beej [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4952

I like pouring water into trays.

— Beej [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4951

'You know what happens if more than one person contracts the Beej cold?' 'Beej drops everywhere.'

— Kathleen and Graham
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4950

STFU-ing is taxing.

— Cameron [2018-05-04]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4949

This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!

— Kathleen [2018-05-04]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4948

What's the worst thing that's gonna happen? VD? We've got pills for that these days.

— Kathleen [2018-05-04]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4947

The groin has never been so smooth and proteiny.

— Kathleen [2018-05-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4946

e-sports are not sports

— Paul [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4945

I'm a casual scrub

— James [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4944

oh Andromeda, not only did you rip me off and steal my money, you also broke my heart

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4943

Only Adam is good at video games.

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4942

There's so many chickens

— James, repeatedly [2018-05-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4941

I'm gonna go have a nap and then I'll save some lives.

— Graham, as Marten [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4940

I have one point of hands.

— Cori [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends