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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #5012
    Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #5011
    Bones cost money son
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #5010
    Everything is flies!
    — Cori [2018-05-27]
    Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
  4. #5009
    There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-24]
    IRL on Bonus Stream
  5. #5008
    Welcome to Heather's House of Lies
    — Heather [2018-05-23]
    Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
  6. #5007
    You've gotta have your toilet beans!
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  7. #5006
    Stay off the ceiling, me!
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  8. #5005
    If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  9. #5004
    I died and my fish went away.
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  10. #5003
    You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #5002
    You didn't tell me there'd be farts!
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
  12. #5001
    How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  13. #4999
    Should I relinquish my hat soup?
    — Ben [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #4998
    I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...
    — Cameron [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4997
    Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4996
    Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.
    — Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4995
    We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.
    — James [2018-05-20]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  18. #4994
    It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.
    — Cori [2018-05-20]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4993
    The fish will happen organically.
    — Cori [2018-05-20]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4992
    odd that there isn't a flunge quote
    — Xafty [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #4991
    Are we making the trains touch?
    — Cameron [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #4990
    Generally great; specifically terrible.
    — Paul [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #4989
    You're not a dream. You don't know me.
    — Serge [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #4988
    I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?
    — Paul [2018-05-17]
    None on Games of Chance
  25. #4987
    just swipe left already
    — Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
    None on Games of Chance

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