Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5022

At 34 years old, I can finally know what's cool.

— Adam [2018-06-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5021

Apples can bite my butt.

— James [2018-06-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5020

I invented a new person with my dancing.

— Cori [2018-06-03]
Floor Kids on Rhythm Cafe
#5019

Where do you find everything in the universe? Amazon?

— Kathleen [2018-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5018

nobody expects the throwing of the bow!

— Paul [2018-05-31]
Nidhogg 2 on Games of Chance
#5017

My machine runs on depressed manpower

— Paul [2018-05-31]
Gorogoa on Games of Chance
#5016

Is this how you use Twitter? Just a hashtag to burn things?

— Paul [2018-05-30]
The Jackbox Party Pack 4 on Let's NOPE
#5014

"Who Descenders from the Celling?!" "monkey arms! monkey arms does"

— Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5013

"we're totally and completely safe" "I died" "we're totally and completely safe"

— Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5012

Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast

— Cameron [2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
#5011

Bones cost money son

— Cameron [2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
#5010

Everything is flies!

— Cori [2018-05-27]
Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
#5009

There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.

— Kathleen [2018-05-24]
IRL on Bonus Stream
#5008

Welcome to Heather's House of Lies

— Heather [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
#5007

You've gotta have your toilet beans!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5006

Stay off the ceiling, me!

— Cori [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5005

If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5004

I died and my fish went away.

— Cori [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5003

You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5002

You didn't tell me there'd be farts!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
#5001

How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4999

Should I relinquish my hat soup?

— Ben [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4998

I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...

— Cameron [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4997

Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.

— Kathleen [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4996

Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends