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  1. #4868
    I'm a creature needing constant validation.
    — Cameron [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4867
    I think I accidentally a bomb.
    — Ian [2018-04-01]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4866
    Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?
    — Heather [2018-04-01]
    Dark Souls on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4865
    Follow me to the dolly!
    — Beej [2018-03-30]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  5. #4864
    I once cut my friend's forehead because we were swordfighting with hockey sticks. I won.
    — Cameron [2018-03-29]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  6. #4863
    I tended to Beej once. I still have the bite marks.
    — James [2018-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #4862
    Of course it looks like a penis, it's a tower, with a capped top.
    — James [2018-03-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #4861
    They're not people, they're bandits.
    — Adam [2018-03-27]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #4860
    Minecraft: God's perfect game.
    — Adam [2018-03-27]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4859
    'So this is the one where you build stuff, right?' 'You build friendships.'
    — Adam and El_Funko, of PUBG [2018-03-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  11. #4858
    I'm not on team sacrificial lamb here!
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  12. #4857
    It's like Shakespeare: it's always the people on stage that don't have lines that you have to watch out for.
    — Cameron [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  13. #4856
    I'll do anything for anyone (provided they deserve my respect).
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #4855
    'I've got the dagger. It's in my pants.' 'That's a good place for it.'
    — Ben and Ian [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4854
    Can I punch the lock open?
    — Ben [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4853
    I put the dagger into my pants...
    — Ben [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4852
    Follow me, minions!
    — Ben [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4851
    I just don't wanna live where all the bugs are at.
    — Ben [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4850
    They're like garbage bears, if garbage bears could fly. And kill you with a scrape of their tails.
    — Cameron, of wyverns [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4849
    It's cuz I shot it right in the butt, they hate that.
    — Kathleen, as Daji [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  21. #4848
    What I don't have in acrobatics I make up for in charming disposition and sick muscles!
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  22. #4847
    Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule.
    — Cameron [2018-03-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #4846
    'Welcome to the void of not being good at the game.' 'They have a whole void for that?'
    — Cori and Heather [2018-03-25]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #4845
    Why did space get mad at me?
    — Heather [2018-03-25]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #4844
    I assumed you were space. I've been calling you beautiful.
    — Heather, to Cori [2018-03-25]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe