Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4900

The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?

— James [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4899

You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4898

Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!

— Alex [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4897

You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.

— Beej [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4896

This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?

— Paul [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4895

I've got pockets, too, which is a dangerous thing to have.

— Ian [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4894

Everybody is immortal until they die

— Paul [2018-04-19]
Grim Dawn on Games of Chance
#4893

Stay away from my ring!

— James [2018-04-18]
Board Games on AFK
#4892

It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.

— mtvcdm [2018-04-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#4891

Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?

— Ian [2018-04-17]
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
#4890

Do not heckle Matt.

— James [2018-04-15]
None on Dice Friends
#4889

TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...

— Cameron [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4888

I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4887

I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4886

You rolled so bad you invented cellphones.

— Ian [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4885

You can't get mad at things when you're tired!

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4884

A lot of things would be awesome if they would happen.

— Cameron [2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4883

I'M FIGHTING!

— Adam, during Magic [2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4882

It's never *my* fault.

— Adam [2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4881

I've got friends, theoretically!

— James [2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4880

Legs are for Closers

— Cori [2018-04-10]
Extinction on New Day Tewsday
#4879

We're not afraid of looking stupid.

— Graham [2018-04-06]
None on The Crapshoot
#4878

Measure once, regret nothing!

— RebelliousUno [2018-04-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4877

Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man

— Ben [2018-04-03]
The Adventure Pals on New Day Tewsday
#4876

Of all the Kathleen commercials ever done...that's one of them.

— Cori [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends