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  1. #4995
    We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.
    — James [2018-05-20]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  2. #4994
    It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.
    — Cori [2018-05-20]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4993
    The fish will happen organically.
    — Cori [2018-05-20]
    The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4992
    odd that there isn't a flunge quote
    — Xafty [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #4991
    Are we making the trains touch?
    — Cameron [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #4990
    Generally great; specifically terrible.
    — Paul [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #4989
    You're not a dream. You don't know me.
    — Serge [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #4988
    I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?
    — Paul [2018-05-17]
    None on Games of Chance
  9. #4987
    just swipe left already
    — Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
    None on Games of Chance
  10. #4986
    I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.
    — Ben
    Camel (C)Up on AFK
  11. #4985
    There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...
    — James [2018-05-15]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  12. #4984
    what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?
    — Kathleen [2018-05-15]
    Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
  13. #4983
    oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.
    — Kathleen, to Heather [2018-05-15]
    Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
  14. #4982
    I had some weird butt stuff the other day.
    — Beej [2018-05-02]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #4981
    It looks exactly like how a witch's hut doesn't.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4980
    The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4979
    We're gonna get wiped by a trash panda.
    — Serge [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4978
    Does anybody want some hat soup?
    — Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4977
    I can't think of anyone else who would have a chance of bangin'
    — Serge, as Malfeasance [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4976
    The human form disgusts me.
    — Cori [2018-05-13]
    The Metronomicon on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4975
    If a counterspell is tilting people out, it's 100% doing it's job.
    — Ben [2018-05-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #4974
    Go 1-2, get rewarded.
    — Adam [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #4973
    Your life doesn't begin at Magic!
    — Ben [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #4972
    I was alive before Khans of Tarkir came out...
    — Ben [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #4971
    That's what happens when you decide to merge your pet goldfish and your daughter.
    — Ian [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK