Quotes – LRRbot

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#5167

I blame the '90s.

— Cori [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5166

That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why.

— Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5165

Crabbo gets the stabbo?

— Adam [2018-07-14]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5164

Whenever I think Kathleen, I think "serene meditation".

— Cam [2018-07-13]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5163

Shut your face god.

— Paul [2018-07-12]
The Talos Principle on Games of Chance
#5162

Stop making out with Twitch chat.

— Ben, to Adam [2018-07-11]
Board Games on AFK
#5161

Why did that burp scare me?

— Ben, after burping [2018-07-11]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5160

Can you put carpet on the celling?

— Serge [2018-07-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5159

"so how many times have your pants exploded?" "exactly once."

— RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-07-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5158

Ah, the assassin class.

— Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
Defiance 2050 on New Day Tewsday
#5157

Hey, is your hitbox the size of Manhattan?

— James [2018-07-10]
Games + Demos on New Day Tewsday
#5156

I can definitely taste the conical matrix!

— Beej, as Bontan [2018-07-09]
None on Unknown
#5155

He wears an eyepatch so clearly he's a bad person.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5154

I was not looking forward to trying to punch a ghost.

— Paul [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5153

I'm not staying overnight there, we'd have to bake our way out!

— Graham, as Snak [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5152

Among the people trying to rip you off today is not this guy.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5151

We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully.

— Graham [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5150

Everything tastes better on a stick.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5149

Whatever sound he is making, is not one of the familiar sounds.

— Dale, as DM [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5148

Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please.

— Dale [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5147

All my gifts came to me from hard work and application of studious essay-writing.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5146

I wish I'd found more things to kill me in life.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
None on Dice Friends
#5145

If you refuse to drop this subject, I'm just going to make it worse.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5144

I'm always surprised when I make a joke, they just sneak up on me.

— Heather [2018-07-08]
Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe
#5143

*maniacal laughter*

— Kathleen [2018-07-06]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!