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  1. #5029
    I wanna take an extended Lesbos vacation.
    — Kathleen [2018-06-11]
    E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #5028
    I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat...
    — Adam [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5027
    It's my stream! Serve me things!
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #5026
    It wouldn't be a good stream if I didn't die a couple times.
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #5025
    I don't know what this is. Let's cook with it!
    — Leelee [2018-06-09]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #5024
    The children may be gone, but the babies are still here!
    — Adam [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5023
    'All right, do your worst.' 'Don't tell them that!'
    — Adam and Jules [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #5022
    At 34 years old, I can finally know what's cool.
    — Adam [2018-06-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #5021
    Apples can bite my butt.
    — James [2018-06-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #5020
    I invented a new person with my dancing.
    — Cori [2018-06-03]
    Floor Kids on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #5019
    Where do you find everything in the universe? Amazon?
    — Kathleen [2018-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #5018
    nobody expects the throwing of the bow!
    — Paul [2018-05-31]
    Nidhogg 2 on Games of Chance
  13. #5017
    My machine runs on depressed manpower
    — Paul [2018-05-31]
    Gorogoa on Games of Chance
  14. #5016
    Is this how you use Twitter? Just a hashtag to burn things?
    — Paul [2018-05-30]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 4 on Let's NOPE
  15. #5014
    "Who Descenders from the Celling?!" "monkey arms! monkey arms does"
    — Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  16. #5013
    "we're totally and completely safe" "I died" "we're totally and completely safe"
    — Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
    Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
  17. #5012
    Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #5011
    Bones cost money son
    — Cameron [2018-05-29]
    Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #5010
    Everything is flies!
    — Cori [2018-05-27]
    Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
  20. #5009
    There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-24]
    IRL on Bonus Stream
  21. #5008
    Welcome to Heather's House of Lies
    — Heather [2018-05-23]
    Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
  22. #5007
    You've gotta have your toilet beans!
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  23. #5006
    Stay off the ceiling, me!
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  24. #5005
    If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.
    — Molly [2018-05-23]
    House Flipper on Watch and Play
  25. #5004
    I died and my fish went away.
    — Cori [2018-05-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play