Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
-
#4903
I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE.
—
Serge
[2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
-
#4902
Protect the butt!
—
Ben
[2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
-
#4901
Don't pierce it...or if you do, film it first.
—
Graham,
of a very inflated battery
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
-
#4900
The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?
—
James
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
-
#4899
You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.
—
Heather,
to Beej
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
-
#4898
Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!
—
Alex
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
-
#4897
You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.
—
Beej
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
-
#4896
This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?
—
Paul
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
-
#4895
I've got pockets, too, which is a dangerous thing to have.
—
Ian
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
-
#4894
Everybody is immortal until they die
—
Paul
[2018-04-19]
Grim Dawn on Games of Chance
-
#4893
Stay away from my ring!
—
James
[2018-04-18]
Board Games on AFK
-
#4892
It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.
—
mtvcdm
[2018-04-17]
None on Talking Simulator
-
#4891
Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?
—
Ian
[2018-04-17]
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
-
#4890
Do not heckle Matt.
—
James
[2018-04-15]
None on Dice Friends
-
#4889
TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...
—
Cameron
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
-
#4888
I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!
—
Ben,
as Rigen
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
-
#4887
I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.
—
Ben
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
-
#4886
You rolled so bad you invented cellphones.
—
Ian
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
-
#4885
You can't get mad at things when you're tired!
—
Ben
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
-
#4884
A lot of things would be awesome if they would happen.
—
Cameron
[2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#4883
I'M FIGHTING!
—
Adam, during Magic
[2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#4882
It's never *my* fault.
—
Adam
[2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
-
#4881
I've got friends, theoretically!
—
James
[2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
-
#4880
Legs are for Closers
—
Cori
[2018-04-10]
Extinction on New Day Tewsday
-
#4879
We're not afraid of looking stupid.
—
Graham
[2018-04-06]
None on The Crapshoot
Quotes