Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4986

I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.

— Ben
Camel (C)Up on AFK
#4985

There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...

— James [2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4984

what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?

— Kathleen [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
#4983

oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.

— Kathleen, to Heather [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
#4982

I had some weird butt stuff the other day.

— Beej [2018-05-02]
None on Dice Friends
#4981

It looks exactly like how a witch's hut doesn't.

— Kathleen [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4980

The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices.

— Kathleen [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4979

We're gonna get wiped by a trash panda.

— Serge [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4978

Does anybody want some hat soup?

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4977

I can't think of anyone else who would have a chance of bangin'

— Serge, as Malfeasance [2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4976

The human form disgusts me.

— Cori [2018-05-13]
The Metronomicon on Rhythm Cafe
#4975

If a counterspell is tilting people out, it's 100% doing it's job.

— Ben [2018-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4974

Go 1-2, get rewarded.

— Adam [2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4973

Your life doesn't begin at Magic!

— Ben [2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4972

I was alive before Khans of Tarkir came out...

— Ben [2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4971

That's what happens when you decide to merge your pet goldfish and your daughter.

— Ian [2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
#4970

'Apparently I'm a man of honour.' 'Weird.'

— Beej and Paul [2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
#4969

So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good.

— Serge [2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
#4968

Can Beej save Beej?

— Beej [2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
#4967

Would anybody like to affect my water?

— Serge [2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
#4966

Sometimes there are just holes

— Graham [2018-05-09]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4965

Coffee, Air Con and elevators: the things that make human civilization possible.

— Cameron [2018-05-08]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4964

'I got your back!' 'That's what I'm worried about.'

— Serge and Alex, as Malfeasance and Ulrica [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4963

Fae-ruined.

— Cameron [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4962

Your new friend Millicent doesn't notice that you have a leather wallet of soup.

— Kathleen [2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends