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#5097

Mind the goo, or else there'll be more goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
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#5096

I'm here to tell you what to do and that's be kind to others and spread goodness in the world.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
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#5095

Good old dick stabbin'.

— Leelee [2018-06-23]
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#5094

Winning is for losers.

— Amyzonian [2018-06-22]
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#5093

I love you as much as I'm capable of expressing that emotion.

— Kathleen [2018-06-22]
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#5092

I've never claimed to be good at streaming, I just do it.

— James [2018-06-19]
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#5091

There are more problems now.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
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#5090

I have an exciting plan that won't result in the death of more than two or three people and bystanders.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5089

I think it might be gun o'clock.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
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#5088

What if we shoot at her a little bit first? She may find that to be exceptionally exciting.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5087

I walk over to the person being crushed and say 'This must be very novel for you.'

— Kathleen [2018-06-18]
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#5086

I'd help, but I'm awful at this!

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
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#5085

There's lots of hiding places inside of people.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
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#5084

I think we're going to meet some new friends; alternately, shoot at people.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5083

I just wanted you to stall so I could reunite the party...

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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#5082

Sometimes when cousins get together there is a clash, and everyone falls over.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5081

Feel free to screw yourself up.

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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#5080

It seems a lot of people would be happy with a fancy bidet.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5079

We can group our tasks together like they group their toilets!

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5078

The best place to keep a spaceship is underground.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
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#5077

It has been many centuries since I've needed to deal with this level of swamp-ankle.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5076

Maybe I will take a second to dump some of the fluids from my jumpsuit.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
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#5074

Oh I'm sorry, you can't clean yourself that way - in boiling oil.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
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#5073

What if you get a flat hover unit?

— Dale [2018-06-18]
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#5072

I just want to make sure I understand the plan. Because I'm enjoying this, but I'm not following it.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
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