Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4890

Do not heckle Matt.

— James [2018-04-15]
None on Dice Friends
#4889

TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...

— Cameron [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4888

I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4887

I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4886

You rolled so bad you invented cellphones.

— Ian [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4885

You can't get mad at things when you're tired!

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4884

A lot of things would be awesome if they would happen.

— Cameron [2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4883

I'M FIGHTING!

— Adam, during Magic [2018-04-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4882

It's never *my* fault.

— Adam [2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4881

I've got friends, theoretically!

— James [2018-04-10]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4880

Legs are for Closers

— Cori [2018-04-10]
Extinction on New Day Tewsday
#4879

We're not afraid of looking stupid.

— Graham [2018-04-06]
None on The Crapshoot
#4878

Measure once, regret nothing!

— RebelliousUno [2018-04-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4877

Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man

— Ben [2018-04-03]
The Adventure Pals on New Day Tewsday
#4876

Of all the Kathleen commercials ever done...that's one of them.

— Cori [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4875

Balance is overrated

— Dale [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4874

She's got nice cups.

— Ian, as Aten, about Lenta's...cups? [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4873

Trouble's my middle name! ...I wish it wasn't, it gets me into a lot of it.

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4872

I love a well-maintained log.

— Kathleen, as Daji [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4871

I wanna be the coolest guy in jail!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4870

I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!

— Ben [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4869

The goat was thoroughly scaped.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4868

I'm a creature needing constant validation.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4867

I think I accidentally a bomb.

— Ian [2018-04-01]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4866

Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?

— Heather [2018-04-01]
Dark Souls on Rhythm Cafe