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#5074

Oh I'm sorry, you can't clean yourself that way - in boiling oil.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5073

What if you get a flat hover unit?

— Dale [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5072

I just want to make sure I understand the plan. Because I'm enjoying this, but I'm not following it.

— Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5071

That's why I try to avoid dying. So much hassle.

— Ian [2018-06-18]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5070

I'm here for the comedy.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5069

We're here for fun.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5068

Really, racing is about forging your own path. Change my mind!

— Graham [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5067

Let me make up my own headcanon.

— Graham [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5066

We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires.

— Ian [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5065

The most holy of family days: the day I don't work.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5064

I am, in fact, an asshole.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5063

I like the swoopy wiggly part.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5062

No one becomes a maniac racecar driver overnight,

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5061

I just want to look at things that make me happy.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5060

I could really get lrrEFF 'd up on some ham right now.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5059

I don't need peer pressure - I have my own pressure thank you. All my pressure comes from within me.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5058

I got distracted flipping that man off.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5057

I am like a glacier: I will get there eventually.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5056

That's why they call him Paul "smooth like sandpaper" Saunders

— Ian [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5055

The future is Corners

— Ian [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5054

Lots of data means fun!

— Ian [2018-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5053

I refuse to drive your car!

— Heather, to Ian [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5052

Full disclosure on your Tinder profile is very erotic.

— Beej [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5051

You can really taste the purple.

— Paul [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5050

It lives in my nose now.

— Cori [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive