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  1. #4914
    If a baby has attacked you, Adam, you can tell us. We'll believe you.
    — Ian [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4913
    LoadingReadyRun: All class.
    — Graham [2018-04-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #4912
    If you're gonna clip out of your hotpants, please make sure I'm not around.
    — Ian [2018-04-22]
    Unison: Rebels of Rhythm & Dance on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4911
    Why is my butt tingly?
    — Ben [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #4910
    It's perfectly fine! Ignore that I'm wearing gloves.
    — Heather [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #4909
    She's still wearing all of her clothing, which is very respectful.
    — Beej [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #4908
    Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences.
    — Graham [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #4907
    In case anyone was wondering, it's better to not kidnap people.
    — Paul [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #4906
    Never read a book.
    — Adam [2018-04-21]
    God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4905
    James doesn't eat Japanese food 'cause he's a scrub
    — Heather [2018-04-21]
    God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #4904
    "he's teaching him an important life lesson: never try
    — Adam [2018-04-21]
    God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #4903
    I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE.
    — Serge [2018-04-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #4902
    Protect the butt!
    — Ben [2018-04-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #4901
    Don't pierce it...or if you do, film it first.
    — Graham, of a very inflated battery [2018-04-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  15. #4900
    The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?
    — James [2018-04-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  16. #4899
    You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.
    — Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  17. #4898
    Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!
    — Alex [2018-04-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  18. #4897
    You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.
    — Beej [2018-04-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #4896
    This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?
    — Paul [2018-04-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #4895
    I've got pockets, too, which is a dangerous thing to have.
    — Ian [2018-04-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #4894
    Everybody is immortal until they die
    — Paul [2018-04-19]
    Grim Dawn on Games of Chance
  22. #4893
    Stay away from my ring!
    — James [2018-04-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #4892
    It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.
    — mtvcdm [2018-04-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  24. #4891
    Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?
    — Ian [2018-04-17]
    Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
  25. #4890
    Do not heckle Matt.
    — James [2018-04-15]
    None on Dice Friends