Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5007
You've gotta have your toilet beans!
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5006
Stay off the ceiling, me!
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Cori
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5005
If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
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#5004
I died and my fish went away.
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Cori
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#5003
You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#5002
You didn't tell me there'd be farts!
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
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#5001
How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.
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Molly
[2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4999
Should I relinquish my hat soup?
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Ben
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4998
I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...
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Cameron
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4997
Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4996
Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.
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Ben,
as Peloton
[2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4995
We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.
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James
[2018-05-20]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4994
It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.
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Cori
[2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
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#4993
The fish will happen organically.
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Cori
[2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
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#4992
odd that there isn't a flunge quote
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Xafty
[2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4991
Are we making the trains touch?
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Cameron
[2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4990
Generally great; specifically terrible.
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Paul
[2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4989
You're not a dream. You don't know me.
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Serge
[2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4988
I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?
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Paul
[2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
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#4987
just swipe left already
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Paul, on 19th century romance
[2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
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#4986
I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.
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#4985
There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...
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James
[2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4984
what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?
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Kathleen
[2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
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#4983
oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.
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Kathleen, to Heather
[2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
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#4982
I had some weird butt stuff the other day.
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Beej
[2018-05-02]
None on Dice Friends
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