Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4816
I'm just trying to make sure that we don't have a 'Genie, make me a ham sandwich' scenario!
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Graham
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4815
There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!
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Dale
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4814
I'll give you advantage if you lick it!
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Dale
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4813
'Have 19 points of damage, Snak.' 'I don't want them...'
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Dale and Graham
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4812
'He's kind of mostly head. He's head with 3 claws and 7 wings.' 'He's like a mochi dumpling.'
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Dale and Kathleen
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4811
Allegedly.
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Graham
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4810
They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'
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Kathleen
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4809
My bowels are empty and my brain is full.
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Kathleen
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4808
We've given Heather too much power.
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Kathleen
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4807
I'm not gonna argue with Heather.
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Dale
[2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4806
It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat.
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Paul
[2018-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
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#4805
Protip: don't freeze your baby. They don't defrost well.
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Ian
[2018-03-18]
Floor Kids on LRRMtG
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#4804
Trust Ian selectively.
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Ian
[2018-03-18]
None on LRRMtG
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#4803
Chat is filled with dickweeds.
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Paul
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4802
THEY FLY???
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Cameron
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4801
I won the mulligan thingy!
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Serge
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4800
Don't turn your mouth into an ATM for lies!
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Kathleen
[2018-03-16]
None on LRRMtG
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#4799
AAAAAAAAH-Ahmerica
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Alex
[2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
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#4798
Did you know fish scream? Well not really "scream" but they make a horrible gargling noise when you hit them in the head.
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Cameron
[2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
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#4797
People are delicious.
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Graham
[2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4796
Chat got it, 'cause they're booing me sufficiently.
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Professor
[2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4795
There's no brain in the tooth!
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4794
All according to keikaku! (Keikaku means dental plan.)
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4793
Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.
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Ian
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4792
Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.
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Ben
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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