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  1. #4970
    'Apparently I'm a man of honour.' 'Weird.'
    — Beej and Paul [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #4969
    So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good.
    — Serge [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #4968
    Can Beej save Beej?
    — Beej [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #4967
    Would anybody like to affect my water?
    — Serge [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #4966
    Sometimes there are just holes
    — Graham [2018-05-09]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #4965
    Coffee, Air Con and elevators: the things that make human civilization possible.
    — Cameron [2018-05-08]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4964
    'I got your back!' 'That's what I'm worried about.'
    — Serge and Alex, as Malfeasance and Ulrica [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  8. #4963
    Fae-ruined.
    — Cameron [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #4962
    Your new friend Millicent doesn't notice that you have a leather wallet of soup.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  10. #4961
    I need you to stop talking, please.
    — Cameron, as Niann [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #4960
    I demand you roll dice to amuse me.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  12. #4959
    I rolled dice for theatrical effect. Nothing happens.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  13. #4958
    They're like bingo dabbers that you fire through the air.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #4957
    'Is there anything heavy and not nailed down in the boat?' 'I mean, there's all of you.'
    — Alex and Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4956
    I also learned today that my tongue is not nearly as long as I thought it was.
    — Ian [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #4955
    I don't know if you can overcome the power of your beard.
    — Graham, to Ian [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #4954
    Quite like the miracle of nature itself: slow, awkward, ugly, and very painful.
    — Alex [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #4953
    It tastes fine, which is upsetting.
    — Beej [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #4952
    I like pouring water into trays.
    — Beej [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #4951
    'You know what happens if more than one person contracts the Beej cold?' 'Beej drops everywhere.'
    — Kathleen and Graham
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #4950
    STFU-ing is taxing.
    — Cameron [2018-05-04]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  22. #4949
    This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!
    — Kathleen [2018-05-04]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  23. #4948
    What's the worst thing that's gonna happen? VD? We've got pills for that these days.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-04]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  24. #4947
    The groin has never been so smooth and proteiny.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #4946
    e-sports are not sports
    — Paul [2018-05-03]
    Supreme Commander on Games of Chance