Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4828

If you wanna win back my friendship, chug that bottle of scotch.

— James [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4827

Remember what they say: If you love a place, let off a bunch of missiles.

— Paul [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4826

They're 100% legitimate tree meat.

— Cameron, of Wyrmwood products [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4824

Classic Nightbook

— Adam, repeatedly [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4823

nightbook is the insta kill of 2018

— Adam [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4821

I was so rude I killed something!

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4820

You can gain demonic powers and not do bad!

— Dale, as Bebbo [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4819

I'm a terrible necromancer!

— Beej, as Bontan, victoriously [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4818

I'm a necromancer.

— Beej, as Bontan, resigned [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4817

Hey, I know you! *stab*

— Paul, as Dande [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4816

I'm just trying to make sure that we don't have a 'Genie, make me a ham sandwich' scenario!

— Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4815

There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4814

I'll give you advantage if you lick it!

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4813

'Have 19 points of damage, Snak.' 'I don't want them...'

— Dale and Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4812

'He's kind of mostly head. He's head with 3 claws and 7 wings.' 'He's like a mochi dumpling.'

— Dale and Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4811

Allegedly.

— Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4810

They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4809

My bowels are empty and my brain is full.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4808

We've given Heather too much power.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4807

I'm not gonna argue with Heather.

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4806

It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat.

— Paul [2018-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#4805

Protip: don't freeze your baby. They don't defrost well.

— Ian [2018-03-18]
Floor Kids on LRRMtG
#4804

Trust Ian selectively.

— Ian [2018-03-18]
None on LRRMtG
#4803

Chat is filled with dickweeds.

— Paul [2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4802

THEY FLY???

— Cameron [2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG