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#4956

I also learned today that my tongue is not nearly as long as I thought it was.

— Ian [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4955

I don't know if you can overcome the power of your beard.

— Graham, to Ian [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4954

Quite like the miracle of nature itself: slow, awkward, ugly, and very painful.

— Alex [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4953

It tastes fine, which is upsetting.

— Beej [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4952

I like pouring water into trays.

— Beej [2018-05-05]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4951

'You know what happens if more than one person contracts the Beej cold?' 'Beej drops everywhere.'

— Kathleen and Graham
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4950

STFU-ing is taxing.

— Cameron [2018-05-04]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4949

This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!

— Kathleen [2018-05-04]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4948

What's the worst thing that's gonna happen? VD? We've got pills for that these days.

— Kathleen [2018-05-04]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4947

The groin has never been so smooth and proteiny.

— Kathleen [2018-05-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4946

e-sports are not sports

— Paul [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4945

I'm a casual scrub

— James [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4944

oh Andromeda, not only did you rip me off and steal my money, you also broke my heart

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4943

Only Adam is good at video games.

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4942

There's so many chickens

— James, repeatedly [2018-05-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4941

I'm gonna go have a nap and then I'll save some lives.

— Graham, as Marten [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4940

I have one point of hands.

— Cori [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4939

Stupid game rules.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4938

Any time there can be a dude on fire, there should be a dude on fire.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4937

I think we can all agree the best kind of potato salad is the potato salad that potato salads the least.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4936

'One of them gives you a good stabbing.' 'Oh no! That's my least favourite kind of stabbing!'

— Cameron and Adam [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4935

Shit rolls downhill, so just stay out of the way.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4934

Do you know what this game needs? Rollerblades.

— Ben [2018-04-29]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4933

Just keep it to sex jokes and weird shit.

— Kathleen [2018-04-28]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#4932

I'm a team player. I will NOT hurt my friends.

— Serge [2018-04-28]
Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK