Quotes – LRRbot

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#4920

Stay up late, Eat pizza, Do crimes

— Ben [2018-04-25]
Minecraft on None
#4919

Let's make a mess!

— Heather [2018-04-24]
Creative on New Day Tewsday
#4918

I'm not dead yet, so...there's that.

— Adam, as Beloc [2018-04-23]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4917

Are there any more people I need to get the fluid out of?

— Graham [2018-04-23]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4916

If I poke him there, all the fluid comes out. He needs that to live.

— Graham [2018-04-23]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4915

'I don't want to do it now, I'm assuming it's a very loud process.' 'I want to do it now!'

— Adam and Cori [2018-04-23]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4914

If a baby has attacked you, Adam, you can tell us. We'll believe you.

— Ian [2018-04-23]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4913

LoadingReadyRun: All class.

— Graham [2018-04-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4912

If you're gonna clip out of your hotpants, please make sure I'm not around.

— Ian [2018-04-22]
Unison: Rebels of Rhythm & Dance on Rhythm Cafe
#4911

Why is my butt tingly?

— Ben [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4910

It's perfectly fine! Ignore that I'm wearing gloves.

— Heather [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4909

She's still wearing all of her clothing, which is very respectful.

— Beej [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4908

Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences.

— Graham [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4907

In case anyone was wondering, it's better to not kidnap people.

— Paul [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4906

Never read a book.

— Adam [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4905

James doesn't eat Japanese food 'cause he's a scrub

— Heather [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4904

"he's teaching him an important life lesson: never try

— Adam [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4903

I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE.

— Serge [2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4902

Protect the butt!

— Ben [2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4901

Don't pierce it...or if you do, film it first.

— Graham, of a very inflated battery [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4900

The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?

— James [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4899

You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4898

Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!

— Alex [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4897

You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.

— Beej [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4896

This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?

— Paul [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry