Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4911
Why is my butt tingly?
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Ben
[2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4910
It's perfectly fine! Ignore that I'm wearing gloves.
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Heather
[2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4909
She's still wearing all of her clothing, which is very respectful.
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Beej
[2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4908
Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences.
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Graham
[2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4907
In case anyone was wondering, it's better to not kidnap people.
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Paul
[2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4906
Never read a book.
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Adam
[2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4905
James doesn't eat Japanese food 'cause he's a scrub
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Heather
[2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4904
"he's teaching him an important life lesson: never try
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Adam
[2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4903
I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE.
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Serge
[2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4902
Protect the butt!
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Ben
[2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4901
Don't pierce it...or if you do, film it first.
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Graham,
of a very inflated battery
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
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#4900
The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?
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James
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
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#4899
You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.
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Heather,
to Beej
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
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#4898
Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!
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Alex
[2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
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#4897
You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.
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Beej
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4896
This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?
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Paul
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4895
I've got pockets, too, which is a dangerous thing to have.
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Ian
[2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4894
Everybody is immortal until they die
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Paul
[2018-04-19]
Grim Dawn on Games of Chance
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#4893
Stay away from my ring!
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James
[2018-04-18]
Board Games on AFK
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#4892
It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.
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mtvcdm
[2018-04-17]
None on Talking Simulator
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#4891
Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?
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Ian
[2018-04-17]
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
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#4890
Do not heckle Matt.
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James
[2018-04-15]
None on Dice Friends
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#4889
TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...
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Cameron
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4888
I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!
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Ben,
as Rigen
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4887
I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.
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Ben
[2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends