Quotes – LRRbot

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#5008

Welcome to Heather's House of Lies

— Heather [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
#5007

You've gotta have your toilet beans!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5006

Stay off the ceiling, me!

— Cori [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5005

If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5004

I died and my fish went away.

— Cori [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5003

You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5002

You didn't tell me there'd be farts!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
#5001

How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4999

Should I relinquish my hat soup?

— Ben [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4998

I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...

— Cameron [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4997

Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.

— Kathleen [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4996

Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4995

We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.

— James [2018-05-20]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4994

It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4993

The fish will happen organically.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4992

odd that there isn't a flunge quote

— Xafty [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4991

Are we making the trains touch?

— Cameron [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4990

Generally great; specifically terrible.

— Paul [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4989

You're not a dream. You don't know me.

— Serge [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4988

I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?

— Paul [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4987

just swipe left already

— Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4986

I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.

— Ben
Camel (C)Up on AFK
#4985

There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...

— James [2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4984

what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?

— Kathleen [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
#4983

oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.

— Kathleen, to Heather [2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday