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  1. #4801
    I won the mulligan thingy!
    — Serge [2018-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #4800
    Don't turn your mouth into an ATM for lies!
    — Kathleen [2018-03-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  3. #4799
    AAAAAAAAH-Ahmerica
    — Alex [2018-03-15]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  4. #4798
    Did you know fish scream? Well not really "scream" but they make a horrible gargling noise when you hit them in the head.
    — Cameron [2018-03-15]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  5. #4797
    People are delicious.
    — Graham [2018-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #4796
    Chat got it, 'cause they're booing me sufficiently.
    — Professor [2018-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #4795
    There's no brain in the tooth!
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #4794
    All according to keikaku! (Keikaku means dental plan.)
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #4793
    Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  10. #4792
    Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.
    — Ben [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  11. #4791
    Grab onto my chest like a Totoro! I'll tell you space facts!
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  12. #4790
    I was too busy being satisfied!
    — Ben [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  13. #4788
    Space fact: You can hear people scream in space but you just don't care!
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  14. #4787
    Let's all fail together!
    — Heather [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  15. #4786
    Sometimes I'll just recruit guys, then strip all their gear off
    — Alex [2018-03-14]
    Hunt: Showdown on IDDQDerp
  16. #4785
    I've got dynamite. That's LIKE a flashlight.
    — Alex [2018-03-14]
    None on Unknown
  17. #4784
    now we're killing Beej in two ways
    — James [2018-03-14]
    Minecraft (modded) on Unknown
  18. #4783
    I want this to look more tooth-like.
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #4782
    How bootylicious can we make this?
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4781
    We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes.
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #4780
    His teeth are champions. He is not.
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #4779
    He starts to cast a spell when all of a sudden...the session ends.
    — Dale [2018-03-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #4778
    It has 10 legs and I'm afraid it has 10 attacks.
    — Paul [2018-03-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #4777
    My job is to sit here and say yes to things.
    — Dale [2018-03-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #4776
    Don't smack that! It's sentient.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-03-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends