Quotes – LRRbot

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#4846

'Welcome to the void of not being good at the game.' 'They have a whole void for that?'

— Cori and Heather [2018-03-25]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4845

Why did space get mad at me?

— Heather [2018-03-25]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4844

I assumed you were space. I've been calling you beautiful.

— Heather, to Cori [2018-03-25]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4843

At the end of the day, isn't a pea just a depressing cheeto?

— Ben [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4842

He's no Dale, but who is?

— Kathleen [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4841

I dig this, let's just get in there.

— Cameron [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4840

This is satisfying in a way that I'm not comfortable with.

— Cameron [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4839

Lived on a farm, just sheep and grass and sadness everywhere.

— Kathleen [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4838

You have betrayed my tiny trust.

— Cameron [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4837

Cameron, experience this hell.

— Kathleen [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4836

Hail Satan, the nice goat.

— Kathleen [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4835

You could have left me putting wasabi on things, but instead we're going to touch some stuff.

— Heather [2018-03-24]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4834

Where you going little buddy? Do you, do you want to join your mom in hell?

— Serge, While herding cats [2018-03-24]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4833

Oh really? you judge my stripping?

— Adam [2018-03-24]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4832

I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed.

— Paul [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4831

Chat can't talk about my misplays if I distract them with goofy shenanigans!

— Graham [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4830

That's sad; no monkey.

— Ben [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4829

Spoilers: Heather's the smart one.

— Alex [2018-03-23]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4828

If you wanna win back my friendship, chug that bottle of scotch.

— James [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4827

Remember what they say: If you love a place, let off a bunch of missiles.

— Paul [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4826

They're 100% legitimate tree meat.

— Cameron, of Wyrmwood products [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4824

Classic Nightbook

— Adam, repeatedly [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4823

nightbook is the insta kill of 2018

— Adam [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4821

I was so rude I killed something!

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4820

You can gain demonic powers and not do bad!

— Dale, as Bebbo [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends