Quotes – LRRbot

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#5031

I would eat a hat. I would get a hat from the prop room, pur lrrEFF ing ranch dressing on it, and I would eat it.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
#5030

You know what they say: put your best teeth forward.

— Graham [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
#5029

I wanna take an extended Lesbos vacation.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
E3 2018 on CheckPoint Plus
#5028

I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat...

— Adam [2018-06-09]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5027

It's my stream! Serve me things!

— Leelee [2018-06-09]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5026

It wouldn't be a good stream if I didn't die a couple times.

— Leelee [2018-06-09]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5025

I don't know what this is. Let's cook with it!

— Leelee [2018-06-09]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5024

The children may be gone, but the babies are still here!

— Adam [2018-06-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5023

'All right, do your worst.' 'Don't tell them that!'

— Adam and Jules [2018-06-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5022

At 34 years old, I can finally know what's cool.

— Adam [2018-06-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5021

Apples can bite my butt.

— James [2018-06-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5020

I invented a new person with my dancing.

— Cori [2018-06-03]
Floor Kids on Rhythm Cafe
#5019

Where do you find everything in the universe? Amazon?

— Kathleen [2018-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5018

nobody expects the throwing of the bow!

— Paul [2018-05-31]
Nidhogg 2 on Games of Chance
#5017

My machine runs on depressed manpower

— Paul [2018-05-31]
Gorogoa on Games of Chance
#5016

Is this how you use Twitter? Just a hashtag to burn things?

— Paul [2018-05-30]
The Jackbox Party Pack 4 on Let's NOPE
#5014

"Who Descenders from the Celling?!" "monkey arms! monkey arms does"

— Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5013

"we're totally and completely safe" "I died" "we're totally and completely safe"

— Cori and Heather [2018-05-30]
Little Nightmares on Let's NOPE
#5012

Apple Strats, part of a frame perfect breakfast

— Cameron [2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
#5011

Bones cost money son

— Cameron [2018-05-29]
Dark Souls on CheckPoint Plus
#5010

Everything is flies!

— Cori [2018-05-27]
Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
#5009

There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.

— Kathleen [2018-05-24]
IRL on Bonus Stream
#5008

Welcome to Heather's House of Lies

— Heather [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
#5007

You've gotta have your toilet beans!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5006

Stay off the ceiling, me!

— Cori [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play