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  1. #4813
    'Have 19 points of damage, Snak.' 'I don't want them...'
    — Dale and Graham [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4812
    'He's kind of mostly head. He's head with 3 claws and 7 wings.' 'He's like a mochi dumpling.'
    — Dale and Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  3. #4811
    Allegedly.
    — Graham [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  4. #4810
    They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  5. #4809
    My bowels are empty and my brain is full.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  6. #4808
    We've given Heather too much power.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  7. #4807
    I'm not gonna argue with Heather.
    — Dale [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  8. #4806
    It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat.
    — Paul [2018-03-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #4805
    Protip: don't freeze your baby. They don't defrost well.
    — Ian [2018-03-18]
    Floor Kids on LRRMtG
  10. #4804
    Trust Ian selectively.
    — Ian [2018-03-18]
    None on LRRMtG
  11. #4803
    Chat is filled with dickweeds.
    — Paul [2018-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #4802
    THEY FLY???
    — Cameron [2018-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #4801
    I won the mulligan thingy!
    — Serge [2018-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4800
    Don't turn your mouth into an ATM for lies!
    — Kathleen [2018-03-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  15. #4799
    AAAAAAAAH-Ahmerica
    — Alex [2018-03-15]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  16. #4798
    Did you know fish scream? Well not really "scream" but they make a horrible gargling noise when you hit them in the head.
    — Cameron [2018-03-15]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  17. #4797
    People are delicious.
    — Graham [2018-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #4796
    Chat got it, 'cause they're booing me sufficiently.
    — Professor [2018-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #4795
    There's no brain in the tooth!
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4794
    All according to keikaku! (Keikaku means dental plan.)
    — Adam [2018-03-13]
    WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #4793
    Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  22. #4792
    Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.
    — Ben [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  23. #4791
    Grab onto my chest like a Totoro! I'll tell you space facts!
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  24. #4790
    I was too busy being satisfied!
    — Ben [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
  25. #4788
    Space fact: You can hear people scream in space but you just don't care!
    — Ian [2018-03-14]
    Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp