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  1. #4931
    'But I was nice to everybody!' 'Yeah and look where it got you.'
    — Fugi and Graham [2018-04-28]
    Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
  2. #4930
    HURT ME PLENTY!
    — Graham [2018-04-28]
    Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
  3. #4929
    You can't just come out of the gate bargling everybody's Yargle and expect to live.
    — Kathleen [2018-04-28]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  4. #4928
    ...the way Richard Garfield intended!
    — Adam [2018-04-28]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  5. #4927
    You can only be brave when you're afraid
    — Cameron [2018-04-28]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  6. #4926
    I can manthrust my way to the door.
    — Graham [2018-04-28]
    Board Games Live on AFK
  7. #4925
    Witch Lord? This Lord.
    — Paul [2018-04-28]
    Board Games Live on AFK
  8. #4924
    Nobody will know I'm a wizard if they can't see the stars
    — Paul [2018-04-28]
    Board Games Live on AFK
  9. #4923
    HNNNNNNNNG. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG.
    — Matt, regarding Avengers: Infinity War [2018-04-27]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4922
    Remember: you have to decide if the goal is worth the taint
    — Paul [2018-04-26]
    Defense Grid 2 on Games of Chance
  11. #4921
    When life gives you foreigners, make foreign aid!
    — Ian [2018-04-25]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #4920
    Stay up late, Eat pizza, Do crimes
    — Ben [2018-04-25]
    Minecraft on None
  13. #4919
    Let's make a mess!
    — Heather [2018-04-24]
    Creative on New Day Tewsday
  14. #4918
    I'm not dead yet, so...there's that.
    — Adam, as Beloc [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4917
    Are there any more people I need to get the fluid out of?
    — Graham [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4916
    If I poke him there, all the fluid comes out. He needs that to live.
    — Graham [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4915
    'I don't want to do it now, I'm assuming it's a very loud process.' 'I want to do it now!'
    — Adam and Cori [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4914
    If a baby has attacked you, Adam, you can tell us. We'll believe you.
    — Ian [2018-04-23]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4913
    LoadingReadyRun: All class.
    — Graham [2018-04-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #4912
    If you're gonna clip out of your hotpants, please make sure I'm not around.
    — Ian [2018-04-22]
    Unison: Rebels of Rhythm & Dance on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4911
    Why is my butt tingly?
    — Ben [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #4910
    It's perfectly fine! Ignore that I'm wearing gloves.
    — Heather [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #4909
    She's still wearing all of her clothing, which is very respectful.
    — Beej [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #4908
    Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences.
    — Graham [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #4907
    In case anyone was wondering, it's better to not kidnap people.
    — Paul [2018-04-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive

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