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#5065

The most holy of family days: the day I don't work.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5064

I am, in fact, an asshole.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5063

I like the swoopy wiggly part.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5062

No one becomes a maniac racecar driver overnight,

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5061

I just want to look at things that make me happy.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5060

I could really get lrrEFF 'd up on some ham right now.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5059

I don't need peer pressure - I have my own pressure thank you. All my pressure comes from within me.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5058

I got distracted flipping that man off.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5057

I am like a glacier: I will get there eventually.

— Kathleen [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5056

That's why they call him Paul "smooth like sandpaper" Saunders

— Ian [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5055

The future is Corners

— Ian [2018-06-17]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5054

Lots of data means fun!

— Ian [2018-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#5053

I refuse to drive your car!

— Heather, to Ian [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5052

Full disclosure on your Tinder profile is very erotic.

— Beej [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5051

You can really taste the purple.

— Paul [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5050

It lives in my nose now.

— Cori [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5049

'How would you like a virgin?' 'Speaking as a tropical volcano, yes!'

— Ian and Graham [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5048

Welcome to LoadingReadyLive, where we make fun of the Spanish.

— Kathleen [2018-06-16]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5047

Look what you did, Ian. You made someone happy.

— Cori [2018-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#5046

...bones of skins, trees of beasts...

— Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5045

I'm gonna force quit Grandpa

— Graham [2018-06-13]
Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
#5044

'Which one of us gets to be Ben?' 'I think we're both Ben.'

— Graham and Heather [2018-06-13]
Games + Demos on Let's NOPE
#5043

I was very surprised to see my eyebrows after all this time.

— Cori [2018-06-12]
Sushi Striker: The Way of Sushido on New Day Tewsday
#5042

I just wanna create havoc.

— Kathleen [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5041

I feel like you occasionally look out, and there's some different shenanigan going on.

— Dale [2018-06-11]
Board Games on Dice Friends