Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4985
There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...
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James
[2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4984
what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?
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Kathleen
[2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
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#4983
oh there's so many Atlus games you can play if you hate yourself and have a lot of free time.
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Kathleen, to Heather
[2018-05-15]
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux on New Day Tewsday
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#4982
I had some weird butt stuff the other day.
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Beej
[2018-05-02]
None on Dice Friends
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#4981
It looks exactly like how a witch's hut doesn't.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4980
The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4979
We're gonna get wiped by a trash panda.
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Serge
[2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4978
Does anybody want some hat soup?
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Ben,
as Peloton
[2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4977
I can't think of anyone else who would have a chance of bangin'
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Serge,
as Malfeasance
[2018-05-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4976
The human form disgusts me.
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Cori
[2018-05-13]
The Metronomicon on Rhythm Cafe
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#4975
If a counterspell is tilting people out, it's 100% doing it's job.
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Ben
[2018-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#4974
Go 1-2, get rewarded.
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Adam
[2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4973
Your life doesn't begin at Magic!
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Ben
[2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4972
I was alive before Khans of Tarkir came out...
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Ben
[2018-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4971
That's what happens when you decide to merge your pet goldfish and your daughter.
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Ian
[2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
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#4970
'Apparently I'm a man of honour.' 'Weird.'
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Beej and Paul
[2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
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#4969
So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good.
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Serge
[2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
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#4968
Can Beej save Beej?
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Beej
[2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
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#4967
Would anybody like to affect my water?
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Serge
[2018-05-09]
Board Games on AFK
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#4966
Sometimes there are just holes
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Graham
[2018-05-09]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4965
Coffee, Air Con and elevators: the things that make human civilization possible.
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Cameron
[2018-05-08]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
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#4964
'I got your back!' 'That's what I'm worried about.'
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Serge and Alex,
as Malfeasance and Ulrica
[2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4963
Fae-ruined.
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Cameron
[2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4962
Your new friend Millicent doesn't notice that you have a leather wallet of soup.
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Kathleen
[2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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#4961
I need you to stop talking, please.
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Cameron,
as Niann
[2018-05-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
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