Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4870

I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!

— Ben [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4869

The goat was thoroughly scaped.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4868

I'm a creature needing constant validation.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4867

I think I accidentally a bomb.

— Ian [2018-04-01]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4866

Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?

— Heather [2018-04-01]
Dark Souls on Rhythm Cafe
#4865

Follow me to the dolly!

— Beej [2018-03-30]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4864

I once cut my friend's forehead because we were swordfighting with hockey sticks. I won.

— Cameron [2018-03-29]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
#4863

I tended to Beej once. I still have the bite marks.

— James [2018-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4862

Of course it looks like a penis, it's a tower, with a capped top.

— James [2018-03-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4861

They're not people, they're bandits.

— Adam [2018-03-27]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4860

Minecraft: God's perfect game.

— Adam [2018-03-27]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4859

'So this is the one where you build stuff, right?' 'You build friendships.'

— Adam and El_Funko, of PUBG [2018-03-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4858

I'm not on team sacrificial lamb here!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4857

It's like Shakespeare: it's always the people on stage that don't have lines that you have to watch out for.

— Cameron [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4856

I'll do anything for anyone (provided they deserve my respect).

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4855

'I've got the dagger. It's in my pants.' 'That's a good place for it.'

— Ben and Ian [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4854

Can I punch the lock open?

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4853

I put the dagger into my pants...

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4852

Follow me, minions!

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4851

I just don't wanna live where all the bugs are at.

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4850

They're like garbage bears, if garbage bears could fly. And kill you with a scrape of their tails.

— Cameron, of wyverns [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4849

It's cuz I shot it right in the butt, they hate that.

— Kathleen, as Daji [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4848

What I don't have in acrobatics I make up for in charming disposition and sick muscles!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4847

Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule.

— Cameron [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4846

'Welcome to the void of not being good at the game.' 'They have a whole void for that?'

— Cori and Heather [2018-03-25]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe