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  1. #4954
    Quite like the miracle of nature itself: slow, awkward, ugly, and very painful.
    — Alex [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #4953
    It tastes fine, which is upsetting.
    — Beej [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #4952
    I like pouring water into trays.
    — Beej [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #4951
    'You know what happens if more than one person contracts the Beej cold?' 'Beej drops everywhere.'
    — Kathleen and Graham
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #4950
    STFU-ing is taxing.
    — Cameron [2018-05-04]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  6. #4949
    This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!
    — Kathleen [2018-05-04]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  7. #4948
    What's the worst thing that's gonna happen? VD? We've got pills for that these days.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-04]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  8. #4947
    The groin has never been so smooth and proteiny.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #4946
    e-sports are not sports
    — Paul [2018-05-03]
    Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
  10. #4945
    I'm a casual scrub
    — James [2018-05-03]
    Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
  11. #4944
    oh Andromeda, not only did you rip me off and steal my money, you also broke my heart
    — Ben [2018-05-02]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  12. #4943
    Only Adam is good at video games.
    — Ben [2018-05-02]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  13. #4942
    There's so many chickens
    — James, repeatedly [2018-05-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #4941
    I'm gonna go have a nap and then I'll save some lives.
    — Graham, as Marten [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4940
    I have one point of hands.
    — Cori [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4939
    Stupid game rules.
    — Cameron [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4938
    Any time there can be a dude on fire, there should be a dude on fire.
    — Cameron [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4937
    I think we can all agree the best kind of potato salad is the potato salad that potato salads the least.
    — Cameron [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4936
    'One of them gives you a good stabbing.' 'Oh no! That's my least favourite kind of stabbing!'
    — Cameron and Adam [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4935
    Shit rolls downhill, so just stay out of the way.
    — Cameron [2018-04-30]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  21. #4934
    Do you know what this game needs? Rollerblades.
    — Ben [2018-04-29]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  22. #4933
    Just keep it to sex jokes and weird shit.
    — Kathleen [2018-04-28]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  23. #4932
    I'm a team player. I will NOT hurt my friends.
    — Serge [2018-04-28]
    Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
  24. #4931
    'But I was nice to everybody!' 'Yeah and look where it got you.'
    — Fugi and Graham [2018-04-28]
    Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
  25. #4930
    HURT ME PLENTY!
    — Graham [2018-04-28]
    Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK