Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5010

Everything is flies!

— Cori [2018-05-27]
Bit.Trip Complete on AFK
#5009

There's no right or wrong, music is totally subjective.

— Kathleen [2018-05-24]
IRL on Bonus Stream
#5008

Welcome to Heather's House of Lies

— Heather [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Crossing the Streams
#5007

You've gotta have your toilet beans!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5006

Stay off the ceiling, me!

— Cori [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5005

If there's one thing I would say about Paul, it's that he's very symmetrical.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
House Flipper on Watch and Play
#5004

I died and my fish went away.

— Cori [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5003

You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5002

You didn't tell me there'd be farts!

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Epic Dumpster Bear on Watch and Play
#5001

How many pianos is too many pianos? Let's find out together.

— Molly [2018-05-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4999

Should I relinquish my hat soup?

— Ben [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4998

I'd feel betrayed if I didn't see this coming...

— Cameron [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4997

Your keen adventurer's senses tell you that you are in a bathroom.

— Kathleen [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4996

Threats are, like, only half as bad as threatening to kill someone.

— Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4995

We're good for now, everyone continue to love your rock.

— James [2018-05-20]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4994

It's hard to pay attention when I'm funny.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4993

The fish will happen organically.

— Cori [2018-05-20]
The BIT.TRIP on Rhythm Cafe
#4992

odd that there isn't a flunge quote

— Xafty [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4991

Are we making the trains touch?

— Cameron [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4990

Generally great; specifically terrible.

— Paul [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4989

You're not a dream. You don't know me.

— Serge [2018-05-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4988

I mean what is a cow if not a leather dog?

— Paul [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4987

just swipe left already

— Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
None on Games of Chance
#4986

I'm an adult, I pay taxes, I have dollars, I can buy everyone four dollar ice cream.

— Ben
Camel (C)Up on AFK
#4985

There's a small chance I am not a professional streamer. I don't want to alarm anyone...

— James [2018-05-15]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More