Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4725
I'm gonna punch a chicken.
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Matt
[2018-03-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
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#4724
I accidentally milked a cow instead of lighting it on fire!
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Serge
[2018-03-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
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#4723
Why do I have flowers coming out of my ass?
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TQ
[2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
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#4722
We will rock you like a dolphin hurricane.
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Serge
[2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
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#4721
The score is 1-1, with two goals for Serge.
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Serge
[2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
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#4720
I think hockey is literally just soccer.
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James
[2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
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#4719
Welcome to the fist zone.
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Ian
[2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
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#4718
As god intended, with our rocket fists!
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Serge
[2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
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#4717
Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!
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Serge
[2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
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#4716
It's like really weird chess.
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Beej
[2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
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#4715
I'm sorry, I'm Beej.
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Serge
[2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
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#4714
Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!
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Ian
[2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
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#4713
People say that I have a very pleasant rusk.
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Ian
[2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
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#4712
You guys talked about my plot!
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Dale,
ecstatic
[2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
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#4711
I am a jangly fortress.
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Beej
[2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
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#4710
I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.
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Beej
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#4709
Your breath smells like a pine forest...
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Graham,
to Beej
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#4708
I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!
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Paul
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4707
For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.
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Paul
[2018-02-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4706
Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers.
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Paul
[2018-02-22]
None on Unknown
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#4705
May the best wizard who isn't Beej win.
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Nelson
[2018-02-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4704
I haven't read enough to know whether I love Dick.
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adi_pie
[2018-02-23]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4703
Things are getting powerfully fine in here.
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Cameron
[2018-02-23]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
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#4702
Like my mother would always tell me, I'm a constant disappointment.
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Cameron,
while winning
[2018-02-21]
Board Games on AFK
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#4701
It's me, the alphabet genius!
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Ben
[2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
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