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  1. #4665
    I cringed myself into a charlie horse!
    — Cameron [2018-02-08]
    Life Is Strange: Before the Storm on Talking Simulator
  2. #4664
    Don't forget to like, squeet, and subscribe.
    — Dix [2018-02-07]
    None on LRRMtG
  3. #4663
    Ah, the squeet taste of victory.
    — Ian [2018-02-07]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  4. #4662
    Squeet!
    — Ian [2018-02-07]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  5. #4661
    Grab the bear by the bear-lasers.
    — Cameron [2018-02-07]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  6. #4659
    If everyone except you is having a bear problem, you are the bear problem.
    — Paul [2018-02-07]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  7. #4658
    They have more bears than I have nukes. Now I know how the Americans felt.
    — Cameron [2018-02-07]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  8. #4657
    I want a Beej! I would like to have a Beej.
    — Alex [2018-02-07]
    Alone in the Dark 3 on LRRMtG
  9. #4656
    the solution is more cows in jars
    — James [2018-02-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #4655
    Next morning, you pack up a pic-i-nic skeleton.
    — Dale [2018-02-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  11. #4654
    A funny thing happened on the way to the jungle.
    — Beej [2018-02-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  12. #4653
    I was picturing something that Dr. Seuss would draw while high.
    — Dale [2018-02-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  13. #4652
    They were quite nice to me right up until they framed me for arson.
    — Paul [2018-02-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  14. #4651
    "Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."
    — Paul, of Dale's DM improv technique [2018-02-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  15. #4650
    Sounds can hurt people.
    — Ian [2018-02-04]
    Hiragana Pixel Party on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #4649
    The dong was satisfying.
    — James [2018-02-01]
    None on Bonus Stream
  17. #4648
    Holy crap...
    — Everyone [2018-02-02]
    Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
  18. #4647
    Draw some different cards.
    — Beej, giving Magic advice [2018-02-01]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #4646
    get your big balls outta my face
    — James [2018-02-01]
    Ben and Ed on 18 Games & Counting
  20. #4645
    Paul's dead!
    — Ben, gleefully [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  21. #4644
    What if my biggest fear is a one-eyed dwarf playing the bagpipes?
    — Ian [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  22. #4643
    Oooooh! Legs!
    — Beej [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  23. #4642
    If you are allergic to blood, consult a doctor.
    — Ian [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  24. #4641
    You're not hungover until you're cat-on-the-face hungover.
    — Paul [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  25. #4640
    Give 'em the bone!
    — Ben [2018-01-31]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play

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