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  1. #4980
    The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4979
    We're gonna get wiped by a trash panda.
    — Serge [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  3. #4978
    Does anybody want some hat soup?
    — Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  4. #4977
    I can't think of anyone else who would have a chance of bangin'
    — Serge, as Malfeasance [2018-05-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  5. #4976
    The human form disgusts me.
    — Cori [2018-05-13]
    The Metronomicon on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4975
    If a counterspell is tilting people out, it's 100% doing it's job.
    — Ben [2018-05-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #4974
    Go 1-2, get rewarded.
    — Adam [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #4973
    Your life doesn't begin at Magic!
    — Ben [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #4972
    I was alive before Khans of Tarkir came out...
    — Ben [2018-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4971
    That's what happens when you decide to merge your pet goldfish and your daughter.
    — Ian [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #4970
    'Apparently I'm a man of honour.' 'Weird.'
    — Beej and Paul [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #4969
    So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good.
    — Serge [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #4968
    Can Beej save Beej?
    — Beej [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #4967
    Would anybody like to affect my water?
    — Serge [2018-05-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #4966
    Sometimes there are just holes
    — Graham [2018-05-09]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  16. #4965
    Coffee, Air Con and elevators: the things that make human civilization possible.
    — Cameron [2018-05-08]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  17. #4964
    'I got your back!' 'That's what I'm worried about.'
    — Serge and Alex, as Malfeasance and Ulrica [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4963
    Fae-ruined.
    — Cameron [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4962
    Your new friend Millicent doesn't notice that you have a leather wallet of soup.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4961
    I need you to stop talking, please.
    — Cameron, as Niann [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  21. #4960
    I demand you roll dice to amuse me.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  22. #4959
    I rolled dice for theatrical effect. Nothing happens.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #4958
    They're like bingo dabbers that you fire through the air.
    — Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #4957
    'Is there anything heavy and not nailed down in the boat?' 'I mean, there's all of you.'
    — Alex and Kathleen [2018-05-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #4956
    I also learned today that my tongue is not nearly as long as I thought it was.
    — Ian [2018-05-05]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive