Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4947

The groin has never been so smooth and proteiny.

— Kathleen [2018-05-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4946

e-sports are not sports

— Paul [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4945

I'm a casual scrub

— James [2018-05-03]
Supreme Commander on Games of Chance
#4944

oh Andromeda, not only did you rip me off and steal my money, you also broke my heart

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4943

Only Adam is good at video games.

— Ben [2018-05-02]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#4942

There's so many chickens

— James, repeatedly [2018-05-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4941

I'm gonna go have a nap and then I'll save some lives.

— Graham, as Marten [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4940

I have one point of hands.

— Cori [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4939

Stupid game rules.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4938

Any time there can be a dude on fire, there should be a dude on fire.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4937

I think we can all agree the best kind of potato salad is the potato salad that potato salads the least.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4936

'One of them gives you a good stabbing.' 'Oh no! That's my least favourite kind of stabbing!'

— Cameron and Adam [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4935

Shit rolls downhill, so just stay out of the way.

— Cameron [2018-04-30]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4934

Do you know what this game needs? Rollerblades.

— Ben [2018-04-29]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4933

Just keep it to sex jokes and weird shit.

— Kathleen [2018-04-28]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#4932

I'm a team player. I will NOT hurt my friends.

— Serge [2018-04-28]
Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
#4931

'But I was nice to everybody!' 'Yeah and look where it got you.'

— Fugi and Graham [2018-04-28]
Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
#4930

HURT ME PLENTY!

— Graham [2018-04-28]
Atmosfear: The Harbingers on AFK
#4929

You can't just come out of the gate bargling everybody's Yargle and expect to live.

— Kathleen [2018-04-28]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4928

...the way Richard Garfield intended!

— Adam [2018-04-28]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4927

You can only be brave when you're afraid

— Cameron [2018-04-28]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4926

I can manthrust my way to the door.

— Graham [2018-04-28]
Board Games Live on AFK
#4925

Witch Lord? This Lord.

— Paul [2018-04-28]
Board Games Live on AFK
#4924

Nobody will know I'm a wizard if they can't see the stars

— Paul [2018-04-28]
Board Games Live on AFK
#4923

HNNNNNNNNG. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG.

— Matt, regarding Avengers: Infinity War [2018-04-27]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs