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  1. #9077
    My pants can't hold all that cheese.
    — Cori [2024-08-13]
    Cryptmaster on Talking Simulator
  2. #9076
    Trick 'em with the dicks, win 'em with the lips, that's Ian Horner strategy.
    — Ian [2024-08-12]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  3. #9075
    Embiggen your manest hole.
    — Cameron [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  4. #9074
    That man hole got bigger than before!
    — Cori [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  5. #9073
    Imagine grabbing hold of that pole, just latching on...
    — Cori [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  6. #9072
    I'm a professional streamer, didn't you know?
    — Jo [2024-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #9071
    Attacking frees up the monkey.
    — Serge [2024-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #9070
    In a lot of ways, your homie is like a horse.
    — Paul [2024-08-02]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9069
    This might be the only time we've landed a timely joke.
    — Cameron [2024-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #9068
    I'm an artist. Just not that kind.
    — Kathleen [2024-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #9067
    We can Glarb in our moose?!
    — James [2024-07-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #9066
    'This game's easy.' 'Why would you say that?' 'Because I want it to get harder.'
    — Heather and Alex [2024-07-22]
    Chained Together on Crossing the Streams
  13. #9065
    You know what? I WANT performance issues.
    — Ian [2024-07-22]
    Chained Together on Crossing the Streams
  14. #9064
    I could have phrased that better: the Kathleen De Vere story.
    — Kathleen [2024-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #9063
    We've got sugar and we have no boundaries!
    — Kathleen [2024-07-20]
    Special Events on Unknown
  16. #9062
    If you see me, anywhere, you are obligated to give me a five-dollar bill.
    — Wheeler [2024-07-20]
    Special Events on Unknown
  17. #9061
    Megaman 11: the Geneva suggestion
    — Adam [2024-07-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
  18. #9060
    I'm figuring out who among the LRR crew are the lizard people.
    — Heather [2024-07-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
  19. #9059
    We're way funnier than our quotes.
    — Ben [2024-07-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
  20. #9058
    Where I'm going, I don't need stop.
    — Jordynne [2024-07-20]
    Special Events on Unknown
  21. #9057
    You're teaching me to drive illegally." "Well, we're driving on an airfield in a forklift.
    — Jordynne and Ian [2024-07-20]
    Special Events on Unknown
  22. #9056
    I would alt-F4, write a scathing steam review, then go to bed.
    — Adam [2024-07-19]
    ELDEN RING on Unknown
  23. #9055
    Get me photos of Smooth Blanka on my desk by Monday!
    — Cori [2024-07-18]
    Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
  24. #9054
    It's Kermit all over again!
    — Ben [2024-07-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
  25. #9053
    Put perishable on my butt.
    — Paul [2024-07-18]
    KeyWe on Unknown

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