Quotes – LRRbot

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#9000

What the hell is a "mile"?

— Cameron [2024-05-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8999

What I am is a hustler.

— Heather [2024-05-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8998

In my brain I like to mash everything together, in a big pile of potatoes.

— Heather [2024-05-23]
Romancelvania on Bonus Stream
#8997

Babies are the same as dogs.

— Angel [2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8996

I'm a big fan of edging.....the keyboard.

— Wheeler [2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8995

I'm just letting the bug bite me when it bites me.

— Beej [2024-05-18]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
#8994

Paul can yell at you now, everything is perfect!

— Serge [2024-05-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8993

In retrospect, that was a lot of beef.

— Beej [2024-05-15]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
#8992

I don't think I need more pornography, do I?

— Beej [2024-05-15]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
#8991

That's me: bulging straight.

— Wheeler [2024-05-12]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8990

Don't let Beej read your tea leaves.

— Heather [2024-05-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8989

If there's a phrase I am known for, it's 'no new holes.'

— Ian [2024-05-09]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8988

I think just piss. It has better mouthfeel.

— Ian [2024-05-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#8987

How do you buy friends?

— Wheeler [2024-05-05]
Mahjong Soul on The Crapshoot
#8986

I'm the M.O.D.O.K of LRR.

— Adam [2024-05-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8985

I should name my pants.

— Beej [2024-05-03]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8984

I saw nuts hit pavement that's all I needed to see.

— Heefnoff [2024-05-03]
Killer Instinct on AFK
#8983

Nothing we say during Monikers leaves Monikers-land.

— Ben [2024-05-01]
Board Games on AFK
#8982

I will stop saying Front butt if you stop saying south mouth.

— Katrina, to Cori [2024-04-29]
Art on LoadingReadyLive
#8981

The rules are simple: you may not suck.

— James [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8980

I NEED THAT IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY!

— Jacob [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8979

Now we're all late, clogged with fried cake.

— Cameron [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8978

My face wants to leave my face.

— Beej [2024-04-26]
Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8977

What's the point of being a fucking queer if you can't talk about your feelings?

— Wheeler [2024-04-26]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8976

If I had a time machine, I would prevent mayonaise.

— Cameron [2024-04-23]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream