Quotes – LRRbot

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#8819

Like a responsible visitor to a state park, I shall leave only footprints and psychic damage.

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
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#8818

That's just going to be a loop of the explosion dragon.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
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#8817

Dale is a helper and he makes dreams come true (mostly his own).

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
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#8816

Would I lie to you? Absolutely! I 100% would.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
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#8815

You can't give the milk away for free, unless the juice isn't worth the squeeze from the stone for its blood.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
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#8814

It's fractal ham.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
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#8813

Take care when stripping your balls.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
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#8812

I can tell by the thickness of their egg.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
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#8811

I'm actually really good at roulette.

— Matt [2023-11-15]
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#8810

The waist... wait, that's a throat, never mind.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
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#8809

My quads are not a place of honor.

— Wiggins [2023-11-15]
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#8808

Chat is an amorphous thing of many things.

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
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#8807

Who wants to hear about crab teeth?

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
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#8806

My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down.

— Cori [2023-11-15]
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#8805

I knew that I could, and I just stopped thinking there.

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
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#8804

This is so safe!

— Kathleen, about to start a leaf blower indoors [2023-11-15]
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#8803

Spread hair to children. Just what children want. Hair.

— James [2023-11-15]
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#8802

Lick the ends, James.

— Ashton [2023-11-15]
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#8801

Just put it on here, rub it and it'll change!

— Boomer [2023-11-15]
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#8800

I want the chicken beer.

— James [2023-11-15]
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#8799

There's never a bad time to tell your partner, 'Sharp behind'.

— Andrew [2023-11-14]
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#8798

Do you think Alpha Flight is just unprotected butt-bucketing?

— Kathleen [2023-11-14]
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#8797

Seize the means of lactation!

— Julie [2023-11-14]
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#8796

This was eyes, ears, mouth and cake.

— Ian [2023-11-14]
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#8795

This is why we use sealed containers, like a body.

— Jordan [2023-11-14]
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