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  1. #8709
    They're just going to keep subbing until we have too many dilly bars.
    — Ian, concerning chat [2023-10-13]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  2. #8708
    Stretch the butt. By which I mean the legs. The leg portion of the butt. Look. You know.
    — Ian [2023-10-12]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  3. #8707
    You ever whoops into an oboe?
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Peglin on Talking Simulator
  4. #8706
    We'll honk that bridge when we come to it.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
  5. #8705
    Sorry! Sorry! I shouldn't have been an artist.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
  6. #8704
    Hello, I have caused problems on purpose.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
  7. #8703
    I'm going to build an amazing car and I'm going to ruin everyone's lives.
    — Beej [2023-10-12]
    Midway Arcade on Talking Simulator
  8. #8702
    I've never met a joke I don't wanna run into the ground.
    — Kathleen [2023-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  9. #8701
    The stakes have never been.
    — Beej [2023-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  10. #8700
    When you're wet, you're sad. And when you're in trees, you're beefier.
    — Cori [2023-10-10]
    Wargroove 2 on Talking Simulator
  11. #8699
    I wasn't sleeping; I was in the fetal position.
    — Ben [2023-10-10]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  12. #8698
    you don't *have* to listen to James.
    — Graham [2023-10-10]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  13. #8697
    Let's take a quick break here from egg.
    — James [2023-10-10]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  14. #8696
    We're only doing Anne Murray covers now!
    — Adam, as Core Unit [2023-10-09]
    WWE 2K19 on Talking Simulator
  15. #8695
    What I'm saying is don't lick stuff.
    — Ashley [2023-10-09]
    Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
  16. #8694
    Don't worry, I've found bag 44.
    — Ashley [2023-10-09]
    Special Events on Talking Simulator
  17. #8693
    This is a terrible company I work for! In this videogame! She clarified out loud!
    — Heather [2023-10-08]
    Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
  18. #8692
    Part of me wants to see failure.
    — Heather [2023-10-08]
    Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
  19. #8691
    It was a really luxurious club, until we blew it up.
    — Kathleen [2023-10-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
  20. #8690
    'What's this do?' 'I don't know.' 'Great!'
    — Kathleen and Jacob [2023-10-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
  21. #8689
    When in doubt, just wet the drys.
    — Matt [2023-10-08]
    Timberborn on Talking Simulator
  22. #8688
    We're here to make the whole place wet.
    — Matt [2023-10-08]
    Timberborn on Talking Simulator
  23. #8687
    Oh yeah, cull those backfaces!
    — Graham [2023-10-08]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  24. #8686
    Look at thunder-cheeks over here!
    — Graham [2023-10-08]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  25. #8685
    How does the toilet know what time it is?
    — Ian [2023-10-07]
    Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator