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  1. #8885
    I say this with love, what's wrong with our chat?
    — Wheeler [2024-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8884
    I don't trust anything that has snow on it.
    — Adam [2024-01-02]
    Lethal Company on AFK
  3. #8883
    Everybody needs a good head dungeon.....you heard me.
    — James [2024-01-02]
    Minecraft on AFK
  4. #8882
    The wiggles make it come back!
    — Cori [2024-01-01]
    Art on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #8881
    5am is a crime its self, it doesn't need help.
    — Heather [2024-01-01]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #8880
    Ian!" "No!
    — Graham and Ian [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #8879
    I have some feet left.
    — Beej [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #8878
    Maybe some people in chat will know what I'm talking about.
    — Kathleen [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #8877
    It's a good thing I learned a lot about Vaseline from Beej.
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  10. #8876
    I would not first-pick "foot".
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  11. #8875
    I like blocking.
    — Adam [2023-12-29]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  12. #8874
    Coffee's legit good.
    — Serge [2023-12-27]
    Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8873
    We are in fact checking every wall for undigested bits of beef.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8872
    Hell yeah! Dark Souls this shit!
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8871
    If you put your teeth through it, you have lost.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8870
    Let's reset the sandwich.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8869
    I feel like I've had lots of skulls.
    — Heather [2023-12-23]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8868
    But you can Pagumon for free on your upkeep!
    — Wheeler [2023-12-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8867
    People told me to kite, so I have fled.
    — Serge [2023-12-19]
    Risk of Rain Returns on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8866
    I was joking about the hacksaw, but I've changed my mind!
    — James [2023-12-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #8865
    This cat is canonically a jugalo.
    — Wheeler [2023-12-17]
    Cobalt Core on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8864
    We found the hole; now I have things for it.
    — Heather [2023-12-16]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8863
    Ian...I just wanna study you.
    — Jordynne [2023-12-11]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8862
    I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.
    — Heather [2023-12-10]
    A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8861
    Does that mean I don't have the clown torso?
    — Heather [2023-12-09]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight