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  1. #4748
    I'm not good at jobs
    — Kathleen [2018-03-09]
    My Horse Prince on Now Kiss!
  2. #4747
    We should've leaned into a joke with better food.
    — Graham, of Dilly Bars [2018-03-01]
    None on Let's NOPE
  3. #4746
    I feel like if you can't remember putting the helmet on, you probably put it on too late.
    — Paul [2018-03-03]
    None on Let's NOPE
  4. #4745
    Uh oh. I'm a reference I don't understand.
    — Ian [2018-03-06]
    None on One More
  5. #4744
    If you want to make curry from scratch, first you must invade Japan.
    — Ian [2018-03-06]
    None on One More
  6. #4743
    There's nothing in Canada
    — Cam [2018-03-06]
    Where the Water Tastes Like Wine on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4742
    There isn't an 'L' on your alignment, is there? Because there shouldn't be.
    — Dale, to Kathleen [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #4741
    Now I want to make a creature you guys will be afraid of after you've knocked it out.
    — Dale [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #4740
    How to make a skeleton: Get a person and take away all the things that aren't bones.
    — Paul [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #4739
    What kind of 'showing pictures of squeaky-voiced people to strangers' skill do you have that you want to roll?
    — Dale [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #4738
    Remember when we were in jail? That was so nice.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #4737
    I'm not a necromancer, stop asking!
    — Beej, as Bontan, after describing his new necromantic cantrip [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  13. #4736
    I wish to build a fortress out of steel to encase my body in because no one else can keep me safe.
    — Beej, as Bontan [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #4735
    I should just start falling slower. Falling sucks. I should just do it less.
    — Paul [2018-02-26]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #4734
    Oh, I regretted every part of that.
    — Beej [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #4733
    I have a really cool sword...until it explodes...presumably.
    — Graham [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #4732
    Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #4731
    No spider is a fair spider
    — Heather [2018-03-04]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4730
    Don't put your money inside dead bodies people, it doesn't work in there.
    — Ian [2018-03-04]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4729
    He's not dead! He just fell off a cloud of drugs, okay?
    — Ian [2018-03-04]
    Frederic: Resurrection of Music on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4728
    I could've stood a chance if only I hadn't blown up!
    — Beej [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  22. #4727
    I don't know what happened there but somebody experienced somebody.
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  23. #4726
    No flips, just fists.
    — Graham [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  24. #4725
    I'm gonna punch a chicken.
    — Matt [2018-03-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  25. #4724
    I accidentally milked a cow instead of lighting it on fire!
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams