Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4675
Some people don't even get punched, if they're nice.
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Paul
[2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4674
Even without Dale making things up, there are carnivorous trees on Chult.
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Dale
[2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4673
Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts
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Beej
[2018-02-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4672
Let's let the computer make all of our decisions!
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Heather
[2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
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#4671
We have to experience the Donkey's Groove!
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Ian
[2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
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#4670
Never let your relationships become externally combustible, that'll blow up in your face.
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Ian
[2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
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#4669
Kids are disturbing.
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Beej
[2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
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#4668
We're very dirty.
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Ian
[2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
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#4667
Things do not look good for our hero, assuming your hero is me.
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Graham
[2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#4666
Ah, Graham remembered my face.
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Serge
[2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#4665
I cringed myself into a charlie horse!
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Cameron
[2018-02-08]
Life Is Strange: Before the Storm on Talking Simulator
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#4664
Don't forget to like, squeet, and subscribe.
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Dix
[2018-02-07]
None on LRRMtG
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#4663
Ah, the squeet taste of victory.
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Ian
[2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
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#4662
Squeet!
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Ian
[2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
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#4661
Grab the bear by the bear-lasers.
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Cameron
[2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
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#4659
If everyone except you is having a bear problem, you are the bear problem.
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Paul
[2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
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#4658
They have more bears than I have nukes. Now I know how the Americans felt.
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Cameron
[2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
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#4657
I want a Beej! I would like to have a Beej.
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Alex
[2018-02-07]
Alone in the Dark 3 on LRRMtG
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#4656
the solution is more cows in jars
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James
[2018-02-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#4655
Next morning, you pack up a pic-i-nic skeleton.
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Dale
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4654
A funny thing happened on the way to the jungle.
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Beej
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4653
I was picturing something that Dr. Seuss would draw while high.
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Dale
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4652
They were quite nice to me right up until they framed me for arson.
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Paul
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4651
"Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."
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Paul,
of Dale's DM improv technique
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4650
Sounds can hurt people.
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Ian
[2018-02-04]
Hiragana Pixel Party on Rhythm Cafe
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