Quotes – LRRbot

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#4809

My bowels are empty and my brain is full.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4808

We've given Heather too much power.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4807

I'm not gonna argue with Heather.

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4806

It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat.

— Paul [2018-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#4805

Protip: don't freeze your baby. They don't defrost well.

— Ian [2018-03-18]
Floor Kids on LRRMtG
#4804

Trust Ian selectively.

— Ian [2018-03-18]
None on LRRMtG
#4803

Chat is filled with dickweeds.

— Paul [2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4802

THEY FLY???

— Cameron [2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4801

I won the mulligan thingy!

— Serge [2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4800

Don't turn your mouth into an ATM for lies!

— Kathleen [2018-03-16]
None on LRRMtG
#4799

AAAAAAAAH-Ahmerica

— Alex [2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
#4798

Did you know fish scream? Well not really "scream" but they make a horrible gargling noise when you hit them in the head.

— Cameron [2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
#4797

People are delicious.

— Graham [2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4796

Chat got it, 'cause they're booing me sufficiently.

— Professor [2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4795

There's no brain in the tooth!

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4794

All according to keikaku! (Keikaku means dental plan.)

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4793

Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4792

Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.

— Ben [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4791

Grab onto my chest like a Totoro! I'll tell you space facts!

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4790

I was too busy being satisfied!

— Ben [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4788

Space fact: You can hear people scream in space but you just don't care!

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4787

Let's all fail together!

— Heather [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4786

Sometimes I'll just recruit guys, then strip all their gear off

— Alex [2018-03-14]
Hunt: Showdown on IDDQDerp
#4785

I've got dynamite. That's LIKE a flashlight.

— Alex [2018-03-14]
None on Unknown
#4784

now we're killing Beej in two ways

— James [2018-03-14]
Minecraft (modded) on Unknown