Quotes – LRRbot

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#4781

We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes.

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4780

His teeth are champions. He is not.

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4779

He starts to cast a spell when all of a sudden...the session ends.

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4778

It has 10 legs and I'm afraid it has 10 attacks.

— Paul [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4777

My job is to sit here and say yes to things.

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4776

Don't smack that! It's sentient.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4775

Sometimes I lie...

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4774

Are these your coins? Well I don't see your face on them!

— Paul [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4773

I was knocked prone...to death.

— Beej [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4772

You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us.

— Paul [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4771

I'm just gonna Steve.

— Kathleen [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4770

I've seen the other side and it was just my mom being like 'You're in a lot of trouble and you're grounded for the next 20 years.

— Kathleen [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4769

If I take you out, I'm not going to be afraid of you anymore.

— Dale [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4768

I don't want you to die...but I kinda want to see that happen.

— Graham, as Snak, to Bontan [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4767

Just because you're carrying around a bowl of brains doesn't mean you're not gonna have any problems!

— Dale, as Jalli [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4766

You ever teleport home naked and then you're like 'Oh! My wall is gone! That's embarassing.'

— Graham [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4765

One of them did a bazillion points of acid damage!

— Dale, as Jalli [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4764

Stay warm in that friendship fire.

— Heather [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4763

I'm constantly told numbers are meaningful somehow.

— Heather [2018-03-11]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4762

Just sit, and watch some Christmas.

— Beej [2018-03-11]
The Polynomial: Space of the Music on Rhythm Cafe
#4761

Please say we can die more.

— Beej [2018-03-11]
The Polynomial: Space of the Music on Rhythm Cafe
#4760

The Constitution is not in Papyrus.

— Graham [2018-03-09]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4759

Do you know where this bottle of wine came from?

— Alex [2018-03-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4758

What's the opposite of "encore"?

— Paul [2018-03-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4757

It's astounding, you look like an alien I don't want to have sex with.

— Beej [2018-03-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs