Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4712
You guys talked about my plot!
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Dale,
ecstatic
[2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
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#4711
I am a jangly fortress.
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Beej
[2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
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#4710
I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.
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Beej
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#4709
Your breath smells like a pine forest...
—
Graham,
to Beej
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#4708
I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!
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Paul
[2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4707
For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.
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Paul
[2018-02-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4706
Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers.
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Paul
[2018-02-22]
None on Unknown
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#4705
May the best wizard who isn't Beej win.
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Nelson
[2018-02-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4704
I haven't read enough to know whether I love Dick.
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adi_pie
[2018-02-23]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4703
Things are getting powerfully fine in here.
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Cameron
[2018-02-23]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
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#4702
Like my mother would always tell me, I'm a constant disappointment.
—
Cameron,
while winning
[2018-02-21]
Board Games on AFK
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#4701
It's me, the alphabet genius!
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Ben
[2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
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#4700
I wonder if we can Geoguessr into ice cream again.
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Alex
[2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
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#4699
Well I guess we're gonna roast a gerbil.
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Graham
[2018-02-20]
Metal Gear Survive on New Day Tewsday
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#4698
I'm not very persuasive, I'm just fluffy.
—
Paul,
as Dande
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4697
I have scary-thing cunning.
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Paul,
as Dande
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4696
'I would let her sneak attack herself.' 'As your attorney...don't.'
—
Dale and Graham
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4695
Just put your blood into the wand and go to sleep. What could go wrong?
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Graham
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4694
I'm a helper!
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Dale
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4693
You have ways to mitigate the falling. Stopping falling is not one of them.
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Dale
[2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4692
Sometimes you win, sometimes you get killed by titylicker69.
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El_Funko
[2018-02-13]
None on One More
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#4691
Yes, the weasel is a noble animal!
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Cameron
[2018-02-16]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
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#4690
Stop having...things.
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Graham
[2018-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4689
Don't touch gutter-puck.
—
Kathleen
[2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
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#4688
It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills.
—
Heather,
to Beej
[2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
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