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  1. #4718
    As god intended, with our rocket fists!
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4717
    Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!
    — Serge [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  3. #4716
    It's like really weird chess.
    — Beej [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  4. #4715
    I'm sorry, I'm Beej.
    — Serge [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  5. #4714
    Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!
    — Ian [2018-02-27]
    None on Matters of Import
  6. #4713
    People say that I have a very pleasant rusk.
    — Ian [2018-02-27]
    None on Matters of Import
  7. #4712
    You guys talked about my plot!
    — Dale, ecstatic [2018-02-26]
    None on Unknown
  8. #4711
    I am a jangly fortress.
    — Beej [2018-02-26]
    None on Unknown
  9. #4710
    I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.
    — Beej [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  10. #4709
    Your breath smells like a pine forest...
    — Graham, to Beej [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  11. #4708
    I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!
    — Paul [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #4707
    For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.
    — Paul [2018-02-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #4706
    Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers.
    — Paul [2018-02-22]
    None on Unknown
  14. #4705
    May the best wizard who isn't Beej win.
    — Nelson [2018-02-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #4704
    I haven't read enough to know whether I love Dick.
    — adi_pie [2018-02-23]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #4703
    Things are getting powerfully fine in here.
    — Cameron [2018-02-23]
    Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
  17. #4702
    Like my mother would always tell me, I'm a constant disappointment.
    — Cameron, while winning [2018-02-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #4701
    It's me, the alphabet genius!
    — Ben [2018-02-21]
    Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
  19. #4700
    I wonder if we can Geoguessr into ice cream again.
    — Alex [2018-02-21]
    Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
  20. #4699
    Well I guess we're gonna roast a gerbil.
    — Graham [2018-02-20]
    Metal Gear Survive on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4698
    I'm not very persuasive, I'm just fluffy.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #4697
    I have scary-thing cunning.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4696
    'I would let her sneak attack herself.' 'As your attorney...don't.'
    — Dale and Graham [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #4695
    Just put your blood into the wand and go to sleep. What could go wrong?
    — Graham [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #4694
    I'm a helper!
    — Dale [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe