Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4731

No spider is a fair spider

— Heather [2018-03-04]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4730

Don't put your money inside dead bodies people, it doesn't work in there.

— Ian [2018-03-04]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4729

He's not dead! He just fell off a cloud of drugs, okay?

— Ian [2018-03-04]
Frederic: Resurrection of Music on Rhythm Cafe
#4728

I could've stood a chance if only I hadn't blown up!

— Beej [2018-03-03]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#4727

I don't know what happened there but somebody experienced somebody.

— Serge [2018-03-03]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#4726

No flips, just fists.

— Graham [2018-03-03]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#4725

I'm gonna punch a chicken.

— Matt [2018-03-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#4724

I accidentally milked a cow instead of lighting it on fire!

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#4723

Why do I have flowers coming out of my ass?

— TQ [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4722

We will rock you like a dolphin hurricane.

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4721

The score is 1-1, with two goals for Serge.

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4720

I think hockey is literally just soccer.

— James [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4719

Welcome to the fist zone.

— Ian [2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
#4718

As god intended, with our rocket fists!

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
#4717

Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!

— Serge [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4716

It's like really weird chess.

— Beej [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4715

I'm sorry, I'm Beej.

— Serge [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4714

Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!

— Ian [2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
#4713

People say that I have a very pleasant rusk.

— Ian [2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
#4712

You guys talked about my plot!

— Dale, ecstatic [2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
#4711

I am a jangly fortress.

— Beej [2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
#4710

I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.

— Beej [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#4709

Your breath smells like a pine forest...

— Graham, to Beej [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#4708

I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!

— Paul [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4707

For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.

— Paul [2018-02-26]
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