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  1. #4624
    I refuse to make dumb jokes.
    — James [2018-01-27]
    Creative on Bonus Stream
  2. #4623
    It's like a magic we can understand!
    — Ian [2018-01-27]
    Creative on Bonus Stream
  3. #4622
    Ben, if you're going to have a meltdown, can you have it on camera please?
    — Kathleen [2018-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  4. #4621
    Normally I'm not nice, and there's a reason why: it's because I prefer winning to being friends.
    — Kathleen [2018-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  5. #4620
    straps could be fun
    — beej [2018-01-26]
    Ladykiller in a Bind on Bonus Stream
  6. #4619
    What a stupid game.
    — Kathleen, while playing My Horse Prince [2018-01-26]
    Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
  7. #4618
    I GOTTA TUNA!
    — LeeLee [2018-01-26]
    None on Beej's Backlog
  8. #4617
    You discrace the daddyland!
    — Cameron [2018-01-25]
    Papers, Please on Talking Simulator
  9. #4616
    Ugh, Risk for 12 hours? I would rather do a 24-hour stream of anything else.
    — James [2018-01-25]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4615
    I got too wound up making fun of Ian.
    — James [2018-01-25]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4614
    Spirit! Reveal to me whether or not I am back on my bullshit!
    — Ian [2018-01-24]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  12. #4613
    I've played so many horror games, nothing phases me anymore. I'm so dead inside.
    — Alex [2018-01-24]
    Alone in the Dark 3 on Let's NOPE
  13. #4612
    If you're comfortable soldering, every wire is replacable!
    — Ian [2018-01-23]
    Creative on One More
  14. #4611
    They drilled me in the pan, like, 3 times.
    — El_Funko [2018-01-23]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  15. #4610
    I don't believe you, but thanks for the help.
    — James [2018-01-23]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  16. #4609
    I beat it very well.
    — Beej [2018-01-22]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #4608
    I'm giving you advantage because you're threatening her with her own leg.
    — Dale [2018-01-22]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #4607
    I find that funny, and not just because I'm on cold medication.
    — Kathleen [2018-01-22]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #4606
    I don't get why math is worth money.
    — Cameron [2018-01-19]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  20. #4605
    Great. Great. That's a quote.
    — Cameron [2018-01-18]
    They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
  21. #4604
    Is your asshole particularly sensitive to temperature?
    — Cameron [2018-01-18]
    They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
  22. #4603
    They're taking the homeboys to Isengard.
    — Cameron [2018-01-18]
    They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
  23. #4602
    I can't believe I have transferrable skills from Minecraft.
    — Alex [2018-01-18]
    Antichamber on Talking Simulator
  24. #4601
    The 'bellhop' can't be trusted.
    — Ben [2018-01-17]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  25. #4600
    Just make the polygons touch!
    — Graham [2018-01-17]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play