Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4636

If you're a horse, you can't go to prison more than once.

— Beej [2018-01-30]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4635

What are the three of us doing in this shipping container? With our clothes on?

— Cameron [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4634

That sounds like Beej: 'I'll put it in my mouth! I don't know what it is.'

— TQ [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4633

Man, it is terrifying when I'm not driving.

— RayFK [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4632

It's BM.

— Dale [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4631

It's never moles the size of ticks, is it? It's always ticks the size of moles

— Paul, of burrowing mole-ticks [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4630

Clearly our heroes think the mistake was not theirs.

— Dale [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4629

Dice Friends: Starring goodish people.

— Paul [2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#4628

A lot of things are very pretty when you're not actually in danger of dying from them.

— Beej [2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#4627

Oh my god, When I'm glowing you can't see through my veil

— Ian [2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
#4626

Don't take my dreams of being a beautiful drum bride away from me, Heather.

— Ian [2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
#4625

Oh my god, I have to be a bride

— Ian [2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
#4624

I refuse to make dumb jokes.

— James [2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
#4623

It's like a magic we can understand!

— Ian [2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
#4622

Ben, if you're going to have a meltdown, can you have it on camera please?

— Kathleen [2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4621

Normally I'm not nice, and there's a reason why: it's because I prefer winning to being friends.

— Kathleen [2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4620

straps could be fun

— beej [2018-01-26]
Ladykiller in a Bind on Bonus Stream
#4619

What a stupid game.

— Kathleen, while playing My Horse Prince [2018-01-26]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#4618

I GOTTA TUNA!

— LeeLee [2018-01-26]
None on Beej's Backlog
#4617

You discrace the daddyland!

— Cameron [2018-01-25]
Papers, Please on Talking Simulator
#4616

Ugh, Risk for 12 hours? I would rather do a 24-hour stream of anything else.

— James [2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4615

I got too wound up making fun of Ian.

— James [2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4614

Spirit! Reveal to me whether or not I am back on my bullshit!

— Ian [2018-01-24]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4613

I've played so many horror games, nothing phases me anymore. I'm so dead inside.

— Alex [2018-01-24]
Alone in the Dark 3 on Let's NOPE
#4612

If you're comfortable soldering, every wire is replacable!

— Ian [2018-01-23]
Creative on One More