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  1. #4732
    Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-05]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #4731
    No spider is a fair spider
    — Heather [2018-03-04]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4730
    Don't put your money inside dead bodies people, it doesn't work in there.
    — Ian [2018-03-04]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4729
    He's not dead! He just fell off a cloud of drugs, okay?
    — Ian [2018-03-04]
    Frederic: Resurrection of Music on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4728
    I could've stood a chance if only I hadn't blown up!
    — Beej [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  6. #4727
    I don't know what happened there but somebody experienced somebody.
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  7. #4726
    No flips, just fists.
    — Graham [2018-03-03]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  8. #4725
    I'm gonna punch a chicken.
    — Matt [2018-03-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4724
    I accidentally milked a cow instead of lighting it on fire!
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4723
    Why do I have flowers coming out of my ass?
    — TQ [2018-03-03]
    Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
  11. #4722
    We will rock you like a dolphin hurricane.
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
  12. #4721
    The score is 1-1, with two goals for Serge.
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
  13. #4720
    I think hockey is literally just soccer.
    — James [2018-03-03]
    Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
  14. #4719
    Welcome to the fist zone.
    — Ian [2018-03-03]
    Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
  15. #4718
    As god intended, with our rocket fists!
    — Serge [2018-03-03]
    Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
  16. #4717
    Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!
    — Serge [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  17. #4716
    It's like really weird chess.
    — Beej [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  18. #4715
    I'm sorry, I'm Beej.
    — Serge [2018-02-28]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  19. #4714
    Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!
    — Ian [2018-02-27]
    None on Matters of Import
  20. #4713
    People say that I have a very pleasant rusk.
    — Ian [2018-02-27]
    None on Matters of Import
  21. #4712
    You guys talked about my plot!
    — Dale, ecstatic [2018-02-26]
    None on Unknown
  22. #4711
    I am a jangly fortress.
    — Beej [2018-02-26]
    None on Unknown
  23. #4710
    I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.
    — Beej [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  24. #4709
    Your breath smells like a pine forest...
    — Graham, to Beej [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  25. #4708
    I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!
    — Paul [2018-02-26]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry