Quotes – LRRbot

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#8742

But what if I bought a golden monkey?

— Wheeler [2023-11-05]
Hearthstone on Is This Your Card?
#8741

Let's long rest in this acid cave. That seems safe.

— Heather [2023-11-04]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Play it Forward
#8740

Just say "no" to everything he says!

— Serge, about Wheeler, urgently [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8739

I just like green beef.

— Ben [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8738

I refuse to acknowledge that I might be wrong.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8737

Just assume I'm doing a good job.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8736

More blood!

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8735

This crab's got dildo hands.

— Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8734

I won't be removing any limbs today.

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8733

There's so much value in being annoying.

— Wheeler [2023-10-29]
Pokémon Trading Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8732

Did you just slurp into a Slim Jim?

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8731

I was like, 'I can make a spreadsheet?' Hell yeah!

— Beej [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8730

They're funded by Big Prune.

— Cori [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8729

Stop! I'm spending too much time in LaTeX as it is!

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8728

I will move this carrot. That will unfill my cat pockets.

— Heather [2023-10-28]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8727

I can see Satan!

— Alex, pointing at Jacob [2023-10-25]
Board Games on AFK
#8726

Real question: do demons have pockets?

— Heather [2023-10-23]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8725

The law is not real.

— Ian [2023-10-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8724

No one has poo'd on Europa!

— Cori [2023-10-23]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8723

I'm sure if chat cared, they would agree with me.

— Az [2023-10-23]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8722

What if Hell, but good?

— Ian [2023-10-22]
A Dance of Fire and Ice on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8721

I want a proper scoot-scoot!

— Heather [2023-10-20]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8720

CHURN FOR ME!

— Wheeler, to his controller [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8719

I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet.

— Jacob [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8718

We are all normal humans, with a normal amount of limbs and lungs.

— Dale [2023-10-18]
Board Games on AFK