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  1. #4272
    I thought this was one thing and then I thought it was another thing and now I have no idea what it is but I'm so on board.
    — Graham [2017-06-12]
    E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #4271
    I look like the floppiest samurai.
    — Ian [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #4270
    Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts.
    — Ian [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #4269
    I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party.
    — Kathleen [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #4268
    I don't think people want puzzles that have food on them!
    — Heather [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #4267
    Turn me into jerky Alex!
    — Kathleen [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #4266
    Really, there's no bad time to have Beej.
    — Beej [2017-06-09]
    Board Games on Bonus Stream
  8. #4265
    I want to get off Mr. Taro's Wild Ride.
    — EikoandMog [2017-06-08]
    None on Talking Simulator
  9. #4264
    I forgot what clouds look like
    — Paul [2017-06-08]
    Games + Demos on 18 Games & Counting
  10. #4263
    Let's rotate the Beej!
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  11. #4262
    I'm not a fan of ambition.
    — Beej [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  12. #4261
    No one should wish to be me.
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  13. #4260
    Stop hitting my crab
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  14. #4258
    My life has forever been changed by snad.
    — RebelliousUno [2017-06-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #4257
    I'll make as much snad as I want!
    — James [2017-06-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #4256
    Oh god that guy has a pan. Run away! Run away from pan boy!
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  17. #4255
    Nobody can make Cam wear pants.
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  18. #4254
    Probably there are two things touching somewhere.
    — Ben Soileau [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #4252
    This is a much nicer stripper than I have
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #4251
    So either pull harder, or cut it off, is what we're learning today.
    — Paul [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #4250
    Why must I destroy everything I touch?
    — Paul [2017-06-04]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  22. #4249
    He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair.
    — Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  23. #4248
    The fixing will continue until the complaints stop.
    — Paul [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  24. #4247
    We're playing Risk, it's about the friends you *lose* along the way!
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  25. #4246
    We haven't really been killing each other super hard.
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Creative on Bonus Stream