Quotes – LRRbot

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#4208

I can't tell what's moustache and what's wrinkle.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4207

I wonder if the porno theater would recharge me...

— Beej [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4206

Sorry, I accidentally said "no" to something, so now I have to leave.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4205

Show me on this doll where you know kung fu.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4204

I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive.

— Beej [2017-05-13]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4203

These people have so many limbs...

— Cori [2017-05-13]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4202

That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are.

— Adam [2017-05-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4201

Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4200

Maybe I can beat someone to death with my spare helmet...

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4199

I'm just killing people for fun.

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4198

I like finding pants so I have something to take off.

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4197

Why? Why the fire?

— Cameron, disappointed [2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4196

"Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory.

— RayFK [2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4195

I look forward to my daily "butt" tweet.

— James [2017-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4194

Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!

— Alex [2017-05-10]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4193

Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.

— Alex [2017-05-09]
STRAFE on New Day Tewsday
#4192

If you don't have agility, you can use violence.

— Dale [2017-05-05]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4191

I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?

— Cori, to Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4190

What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?

— Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4189

I haven't calibrated my mouth yet.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4188

Nothing from the bleed hole, either.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4187

Building your own cannon is, I want to stress this, not perfectly safe.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4186

Mario will hang out with anyone.

— Paul [2017-05-08]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#4185

'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'

— Ben and Cameron [2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK
#4184

Do you remember how to climb a ladder? ...Which I didn't think would be an issue, but you guys are terrible at climbing ladders

— Dale [2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK