Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4607

I find that funny, and not just because I'm on cold medication.

— Kathleen [2018-01-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4606

I don't get why math is worth money.

— Cameron [2018-01-19]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4605

Great. Great. That's a quote.

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4604

Is your asshole particularly sensitive to temperature?

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4603

They're taking the homeboys to Isengard.

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4602

I can't believe I have transferrable skills from Minecraft.

— Alex [2018-01-18]
Antichamber on Talking Simulator
#4601

The 'bellhop' can't be trusted.

— Ben [2018-01-17]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4600

Just make the polygons touch!

— Graham [2018-01-17]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4599

Magic is easier than I thought.

— Beej [2018-01-15]
Dungeons & Dragons on CheckPoint Plus
#4598

Chat remembers.

— Graham [2018-01-15]
Dungeons & Dragons on CheckPoint Plus
#4597

Is this a JoJo?

— Graham [2018-01-13]
None on Bonus Stream
#4596

You're the coolest person I've ever met!

— that kid [2018-01-13]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4595

Our wallet's full, and I don't have a hammer.

— Heather [2018-01-11]
None on The Crapshoot
#4594

I've got a lotta people left to punch.

— Graham [2018-01-12]
None on The Crapshoot
#4593

I have the power of God AND Anime on my side!

— Alex [2018-01-11]
None on Bonus Stream
#4592

It's like my skin is vibrating.

— Ben [2018-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4591

Jordan, let me be your pretty boy

— James, whispering [2018-01-09]
Royal Tumble on One More
#4590

I AM A GOLDEN GOD

— James [2018-01-09]
Royal Tumble on New Day Tewsday
#4589

Watch the skies -- by which I mean Twitter.

— Graham [2018-01-08]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
#4588

If you ever get the sense that somebody in the room is making vulgar thrusting motions, that's because Kathleen's a ghost and she's in the room with you.

— Graham [2018-01-08]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
#4587

See, you're asking questions when you should just be letting it happen.

— Cori [2018-01-07]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
#4586

I am Adam, and I am very good at all the things that I do.

— James [2018-01-06]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4585

Luck is a game of skill.

— Reuben Bresler [2018-01-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4584

A beach is less granular than Dwarf Fortress!

— Alex [2018-01-04]
FTL: Faster Than Light on Talking Simulator
#4583

I'm going to wait over here, let me know when you're done. This is how love works.

— Paul [2018-01-03]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams