Quotes – LRRbot

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#4329

I feel like the answer to a lot of questions is 'Technically, but why?'

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4328

Why does the chat know what's in our fridge?

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4327

'Are you hungry for love, James?' 'No, not really.'

— Serge and James [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4326

Goodbye, James. You weren't even worth the bullets they put in you.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4325

How many times do I need to punch a boy in the head before he explodes?

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4324

My name is James and I hate beautiful things.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4323

That's a bug? I thought it just sucked.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4322

That was 100% my fault, but I'm going to blame society.

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4321

One of us is behind cover that explodes.

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4320

Why are some trees trees, but some trees are not trees?

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4319

Sign my name on a bullet and send it to them.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4318

I regret this decision...

— James [2015-07-09]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4317

Don't worry about it. People will die

— Rujasu [2017-07-27]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4315

Okay, who ordered floor brain?

— Beej [2017-07-26]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4314

It's the internet, Kathleen! Everybody lies.

— Heather [2017-07-25]
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator on New Day Tewsday
#4313

We can vibrate. And we should vibrate.

— Ian [2017-07-24]
Lupin the 3rd: Treasure of the Sorcerer King on Matters of Import
#4312

Maybe they're not weird. Maybe shrimp are normal.

— Heather [2017-07-23]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4311

If I do a sheep I screw myself.

— Serge [2017-07-21]
Settlers of Catan on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4310

If I'm the hot singles in my area, who am I supposed to bang?

— Graham [2017-07-20]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4309

Did you just laugh at me saying "get it up?" ...Yeah, that's fair.

— James, to Alex [2017-07-18]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4308

It's a lot easier not to kiss when you don't have a mouth.

— Ian [2017-07-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4307

What side is up for these pants?

— Ian [2017-07-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4306

oh boy the last update of 1776 is out

— Saulens181 [2017-07-15]
None on AFK
#4305

I love horror games and they're all shit.

— Alex [2017-07-13]
Dead Cells on Bonus Stream
#4304

The '90s was kind of like the hangover after the '80s.

— Alex [2017-07-12]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play