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  1. #4256
    Oh god that guy has a pan. Run away! Run away from pan boy!
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  2. #4255
    Nobody can make Cam wear pants.
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  3. #4254
    Probably there are two things touching somewhere.
    — Ben Soileau [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #4252
    This is a much nicer stripper than I have
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #4251
    So either pull harder, or cut it off, is what we're learning today.
    — Paul [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #4250
    Why must I destroy everything I touch?
    — Paul [2017-06-04]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4249
    He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair.
    — Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  8. #4248
    The fixing will continue until the complaints stop.
    — Paul [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  9. #4247
    We're playing Risk, it's about the friends you *lose* along the way!
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  10. #4246
    We haven't really been killing each other super hard.
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Creative on Bonus Stream
  11. #4245
    Oh man I love Edoor Yboob!
    — RayFK [2017-06-01]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #4244
    Do we need to have pants?
    — Paul [2017-06-01]
    Rising Storm 2: Vietnam on 18 Games & Counting
  13. #4243
    I brought a gun to a crossbow fight!
    — Serge [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #4242
    Why didn't they kill me?
    — Cameron, sobbing [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #4241
    Someone shot me, and then stopped shooting me, and now I'm worried.
    — Cameron [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #4240
    Stop shooting me! Can't we just be friends?
    — Serge [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #4239
    The beans of dismay!
    — Cameron [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #4238
    Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!
    — Heather [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  19. #4237
    Always one slice away from a perfect pizza...
    — Heather [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  20. #4236
    I just like shouting at fires.
    — Paul [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4235
    Hi! My name is...I don't know.
    — Paul [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  22. #4234
    I don't know what that does, but it makes my eye wet.
    — Beej [2017-05-29]
    None on Matters of Import
  23. #4233
    I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes
    — Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #4232
    I just like being asleep!
    — Cori [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #4231
    I have weak, attainable goals.
    — Graham [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs