Quotes – LRRbot

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#4504

We can be super horny, we just can't do anything about it.

— Ian [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4503

Bus King is a title you hold in your heart, not in your pants.

— Kathleen [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4502

I can't be the only one who thinks coffee is sexy, right?

— Serge [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4501

Your meat tastes better when you're satisfied.

— Alex [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4500

Don't drink to excess. It's not fun.

— Andy [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4499

Good things are nice.

— Ben [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4498

I feel like I was a strict upgrade.

— Matt [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4497

Wow, so viral. I can feel myself getting sick of them already.

— Alex [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4496

The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in.

— Alex [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4495

24, smoke weed every hour.

— Ian [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4494

If there's one thing we're known for, it's how unabashedly randy we all are.

— Graham [2017-11-15]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4493

I often one hand it.

— James [2017-11-14]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4492

I'm not "hipster-level" v-neck.

— Ben [2017-11-14]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4491

I hope you don't have any weird things.

— Beej [2017-11-14]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4490

Well fine, if you want to point out *facts*...

— Heather, to Beej [2017-11-14]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4489

That woman had a family, and I killed all of them.

— Beej [2017-11-13]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4488

We get healthcare, but they take away our razors, just to be safe.

— Graham [2017-11-13]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4487

Always know where your stick is.

— Heather [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4486

It's good down there but it's also good up here. It's good everywhere.

— Ian [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4485

I'm going to squeeze the drums between my thighs.

— Ian [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4484

The Beej has tasted the blood of mortals. Is this the beginning of the end for us all?

— Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4483

Magic has a lot of cards and smells.

— Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4482

Don't use your judge logic on me, you dong!

— Ben, to Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4481

Y'know, success! The not-mistake!

— Ben [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4480

Are we being strung along by a horse lothario?

— Kathleen [2017-11-10]
Magical Diary on Now Kiss!