Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4447

Stop coming into things!

— James, to Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4446

It's Risk, so no matter who wins, we are all losers.

— Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4445

Gotta get my human chops.

— Alex [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4444

I just want the cool embrace of the sub ocean to take us away.

— Graham [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4443

I’ve only killed, like... six people, calm down.

— Paul [2017-10-31]
Assassin's Creed Origins on New Day Tewsday
#4442

I'm not destroying priceless artefacts, I'm destroying gods.

— Heather
Super Mario Odyssey on New Day Tewsday
#4441

We are doctors of donk donk.

— Ian [2017-10-29]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4440

Explaining the joke improves the joke.

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4439

Give me back my caramel cheese.

— Graham [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4438

From hell's orchard I stab at thee.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4437

I bit into it, and it hissed at me.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4436

This is a 3 AM cinnamon bun

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4435

Ian fed me a mouse

— Cameron [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4434

Go get in the sea, you all need a bath.

— Alex [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4433

"Hey, person, premise!" and they're like "Response?" and then we're like "Joke!"

— Cameron [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4432

There are no bad cards.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
None on LRRMtG
#4431

I'm not putting a bat up your butthole.

— Alex, to Paul [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4430

I'm the one you pan to when you don't wanna see a man with his shirt off.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4429

Jaaaames! We need your body!

— Alex [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4428

Carl Sagan, tell me more about punching people.

— Ben [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4427

I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier.

— Cameron [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4426

Alex is one of my favourites, he's a good boy.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4425

Why can't I just hit a button and I win?

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4424

I need your eyes. I need 'em.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4423

Pillow-head will win this game on the back of his skill, charm, & wit.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG