Quotes – LRRbot

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#4382

Don't talk to me or my resolutions ever again.

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4381

'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'

— Alex and Beej [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4380

We're really weird.

— Cameron [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4379

This room is vibrating. That's fine, right?

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4378

I just like to throw things at Beej all day. It's fun for everyone (but Beej)!

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4377

Poop's funny, okay? No one can deny this!

— Alex [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4376

Siri, Chungus to one hundred percent

— Ian [2017-10-02]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4375

So that's what this app can do for us. Let's not use the app.

— Ian [2017-10-02]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4374

A lot of life is just fixing problems that you've made for yourself.

— Ian [2017-10-02]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4373

You know what they say at Ikea, "If it ain't flatpack, it's Beej."

— Graham [2017-08-14]
None on Unknown
#4372

Think of how many remixes of Let it Go I could send to Jordan!

— Heather [2017-09-27]
DropMix on 18 Games & Counting
#4371

Everyone is still alive.

— Beej, disappointed [2017-09-25]
Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked on Matters of Import
#4370

If you don't have fun, I can't do anything about that.

— Cori, to Ian [2017-09-24]
DropMix on Rhythm Cafe
#4369

'Trample' on something with 'Afflict' is just... Groscusting.

— Graham [2017-09-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4368

'I won so hard it crashed!' 'Yeah that's probably for the best.'

— Alex and Dandygeek [2017-09-20]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4367

You and I are so good at getting people to walk off shows.

— Beej, to Ian [2017-09-18]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4366

I'm just letting what comes come.

— Ian [2017-09-18]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4365

'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'

— Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4364

Your projects aren't failures, they just sometimes succeed in unexpected ways.

— Paul [2017-09-18]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#4363

I just wanna kill stuff, and if I win that's a nice bonus.

— Emma "Em_TeeGee" Handy [2017-09-16]
Magic: The Gathering Ixalan Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4362

I don't like math.

— Cameron [2017-09-16]
Magic: The Gathering Ixalan Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4361

As long as I keep drawing cards I'm winning.

— Cameron [2017-09-16]
Magic: The Gathering Ixalan Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4360

Don't come to me for recommendations for your hentai.

— Beej [2017-09-15]
None on New Day Tewsday
#4359

Holy shit, I actually killed a dude in PUBG! ...I wonder if I should loot his body?

— Beej [2017-09-15]
None on New Day Tewsday
#4358

Everyone in the Walking Dead looks like they smell like pee.

— Cameron [2017-09-14]
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator