Quotes – LRRbot

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#4303

Get off! Why are you attached to my butt!?

— Graham [2017-07-12]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4302

We've so far found two shower scenes, so: success!

— Beej [2017-07-10]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Crossing the Streams
#4301

Are plesiosaurs the "good enough" dinosaurs?

— Ian [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4300

Prehistoric seals... in the sand?

— Heather [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4299

I haven't internalised her pants yet.

— Ian [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4298

I'm pretty sure I could beat Matt Wiggins in court.

— Adam [2017-07-05]
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 on Crossing the Streams
#4297

You know what? Just don't lrrEFF with snakes.

— Alex [2017-07-05]
Alan Wake on Let's NOPE
#4296

I hope you're all.. BeerFireBarbecueWorks...

— Graham [2017-07-04]
Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy on New Day Tewsday
#4295

Knock knock, open up the door, it's you.

— Graham [2017-07-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4294

I tied it up by attacking, that feels so wrong!

— Cameron [2017-07-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4293

There is so much going on right now, my brain is full of lrrEFF.

— Ben [2017-06-28]
Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
#4292

I'm functional!

— Paul [2017-06-28]
Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
#4291

I gotta do this again, with maximum worms.

— Alex [2017-06-28]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4290

I'm not relaxed by these balls!

— Alex [2017-06-28]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4289

'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'

— Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4288

Even the devil has standards!

— Kathleen [2017-06-24]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4287

Smoke weed two hours ago.

— Kathleen, at 6:20 [2017-06-23]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4286

This game's easy, on easy mode.

— Ian [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4285

This dog keeps punching me!

— Ben [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4284

Getting hurt is funny.

— James [2017-06-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4283

I didn't actually mean to take off my pants.

— James [2017-06-20]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4282

I have champagne in my nasal cavity.

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4281

You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences.

— Beej [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4280

Why do we like any movies?

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4279

I don't have any actual car experience.

— Ian [2017-06-17]
Project CARS on One More