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  1. #4334
    Fat orange cats should only be named after defunct social networks.
    — Ian [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #4333
    How is a cat different from a bird? Oh right, two holes.
    — Ian [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #4332
    I am too busy to manually anger my cat.
    — Kathleen [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #4331
    The problem was either too much or not enough beer.
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  5. #4330
    Right! I forgot I'm awesome.
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  6. #4329
    I feel like the answer to a lot of questions is 'Technically, but why?'
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  7. #4328
    Why does the chat know what's in our fridge?
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  8. #4327
    'Are you hungry for love, James?' 'No, not really.'
    — Serge and James [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  9. #4326
    Goodbye, James. You weren't even worth the bullets they put in you.
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  10. #4325
    How many times do I need to punch a boy in the head before he explodes?
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  11. #4324
    My name is James and I hate beautiful things.
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  12. #4323
    That's a bug? I thought it just sucked.
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  13. #4322
    That was 100% my fault, but I'm going to blame society.
    — Cameron [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  14. #4321
    One of us is behind cover that explodes.
    — Cameron [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  15. #4320
    Why are some trees trees, but some trees are not trees?
    — Cameron [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  16. #4319
    Sign my name on a bullet and send it to them.
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  17. #4318
    I regret this decision...
    — James [2015-07-09]
    None on 18 Games & Counting
  18. #4317
    Don't worry about it. People will die
    — Rujasu [2017-07-27]
    None on 18 Games & Counting
  19. #4315
    Okay, who ordered floor brain?
    — Beej [2017-07-26]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  20. #4314
    It's the internet, Kathleen! Everybody lies.
    — Heather [2017-07-25]
    Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4313
    We can vibrate. And we should vibrate.
    — Ian [2017-07-24]
    Lupin the 3rd: Treasure of the Sorcerer King on Matters of Import
  22. #4312
    Maybe they're not weird. Maybe shrimp are normal.
    — Heather [2017-07-23]
    Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4311
    If I do a sheep I screw myself.
    — Serge [2017-07-21]
    Settlers of Catan on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #4310
    If I'm the hot singles in my area, who am I supposed to bang?
    — Graham [2017-07-20]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #4309
    Did you just laugh at me saying "get it up?" ...Yeah, that's fair.
    — James, to Alex [2017-07-18]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream