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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #4265
    I want to get off Mr. Taro's Wild Ride.
    — EikoandMog [2017-06-08]
    None on Talking Simulator
  2. #4264
    I forgot what clouds look like
    — Paul [2017-06-08]
    Games + Demos on 18 Games & Counting
  3. #4263
    Let's rotate the Beej!
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  4. #4262
    I'm not a fan of ambition.
    — Beej [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  5. #4261
    No one should wish to be me.
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  6. #4260
    Stop hitting my crab
    — Alex [2017-06-07]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #4258
    My life has forever been changed by snad.
    — RebelliousUno [2017-06-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #4257
    I'll make as much snad as I want!
    — James [2017-06-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #4256
    Oh god that guy has a pan. Run away! Run away from pan boy!
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  10. #4255
    Nobody can make Cam wear pants.
    — James [2017-06-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  11. #4254
    Probably there are two things touching somewhere.
    — Ben Soileau [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #4252
    This is a much nicer stripper than I have
    —
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #4251
    So either pull harder, or cut it off, is what we're learning today.
    — Paul [2017-06-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4250
    Why must I destroy everything I touch?
    — Paul [2017-06-04]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  15. #4249
    He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair.
    — Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  16. #4248
    The fixing will continue until the complaints stop.
    — Paul [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  17. #4247
    We're playing Risk, it's about the friends you *lose* along the way!
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Risk on Bonus Stream
  18. #4246
    We haven't really been killing each other super hard.
    — Cameron [2017-06-02]
    Creative on Bonus Stream
  19. #4245
    Oh man I love Edoor Yboob!
    — RayFK [2017-06-01]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #4244
    Do we need to have pants?
    — Paul [2017-06-01]
    Rising Storm 2: Vietnam on 18 Games & Counting
  21. #4243
    I brought a gun to a crossbow fight!
    — Serge [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #4242
    Why didn't they kill me?
    — Cameron, sobbing [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  23. #4241
    Someone shot me, and then stopped shooting me, and now I'm worried.
    — Cameron [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #4240
    Stop shooting me! Can't we just be friends?
    — Serge [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #4239
    The beans of dismay!
    — Cameron [2017-05-31]
    None on Crossing the Streams

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