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#8717
I don't have to 'yes, and' Twitch chat.
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James
[2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
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#8716
If you like pressure plates, you'll love doors!
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RebelliousUno,
Sarcastically
[2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
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#8715
Nobody ever has to get set on fire. It just happens sometimes.
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Heather
[2023-10-14]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Talking Simulator
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#8714
I took your orb; I'm sorry.
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Molly
[2023-10-13]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
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#8713
Noooo! Nutsack, you were the chosen one!
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James
[2023-10-13]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Talking Simulator
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#8712
What can I do to put you into a shoebill today?
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Ian
[2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8711
I'm talking for some reason about real life.
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Ian
[2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8710
Never give chat your real name. Do not accept food from chat directly.
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Ian
[2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8709
They're just going to keep subbing until we have too many dilly bars.
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Ian, concerning chat
[2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8708
Stretch the butt. By which I mean the legs. The leg portion of the butt. Look. You know.
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Ian
[2023-10-12]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8707
You ever whoops into an oboe?
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Graham
[2023-10-12]
Peglin on Talking Simulator
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#8706
We'll honk that bridge when we come to it.
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Graham
[2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
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#8705
Sorry! Sorry! I shouldn't have been an artist.
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Graham
[2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
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#8704
Hello, I have caused problems on purpose.
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Graham
[2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
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#8703
I'm going to build an amazing car and I'm going to ruin everyone's lives.
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Beej
[2023-10-12]
Midway Arcade on Talking Simulator
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#8702
I've never met a joke I don't wanna run into the ground.
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Kathleen
[2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#8701
The stakes have never been.
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Beej
[2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#8700
When you're wet, you're sad. And when you're in trees, you're beefier.
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Cori
[2023-10-10]
Wargroove 2 on Talking Simulator
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#8699
I wasn't sleeping; I was in the fetal position.
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Ben
[2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
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#8698
you don't *have* to listen to James.
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Graham
[2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
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#8697
Let's take a quick break here from egg.
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James
[2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
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#8696
We're only doing Anne Murray covers now!
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Adam,
as Core Unit
[2023-10-09]
WWE 2K19 on Talking Simulator
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#8695
What I'm saying is don't lick stuff.
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Ashley
[2023-10-09]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
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#8694
Don't worry, I've found bag 44.
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Ashley
[2023-10-09]
Special Events on Talking Simulator
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#8693
This is a terrible company I work for! In this videogame! She clarified out loud!
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Heather
[2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator