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  1. #8790
    If I could make out with a sword, I would!
    — Jacob [2023-11-14]
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  2. #8789
    Everyone has their own soul to express, and it's beautiful no matter how it comes out.
    — Andy [2023-11-14]
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  3. #8788
    I have a very good and chaotic idea.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-14]
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  4. #8787
    Like Beetlejuice, when Mikey said croquembouche for the third time... here I am.
    — Joe [2023-11-14]
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  5. #8786
    I love you, bag of hair.
    — James [2023-11-14]
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  6. #8785
    I'm a wholesale grocer, cause I ship fruit.
    — Carrie [2023-11-14]
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  7. #8784
    We are praying for your downfall, Bonbon.
    — Matt [2023-11-14]
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  8. #8783
    It's the circle of egg.
    — Cori, singing [2023-11-14]
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  9. #8782
    Hey baby, you wanna interface our teeth?
    — Paul [2023-11-14]
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  10. #8781
    Imagine three holes.
    — Cori [2023-11-14]
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  11. #8780
    I only came with the one stick.
    — Gibb [2023-11-13]
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  12. #8779
    Have you ever wanted to hear meat slapping on teeth?
    — Rachel [2023-11-13]
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  13. #8778
    You've broken the hole!
    — Ian [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8777
    Why does the table look like it's constantly experiencing pain?
    — Graham [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8776
    Ian! Stop helping!
    — Matt Wiggins [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8775
    What a horrible challenge! Great job, chat!
    — Kathleen [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8774
    I wish I could be a little more coherent, but I am full of emotions and hot sauce.
    — Jacob [2023-11-13]
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  18. #8773
    I'm going to be joining my bone friends.
    — Andy [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8772
    Other things that are charred are nice.
    — Carrie [2023-11-13]
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  20. #8771
    You can fit so many teeth in this chair.
    — Ashton [2023-11-13]
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  21. #8770
    You can't fire me; I'm not getting paid.
    — Matt [2023-11-13]
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  22. #8769
    I'm having an absolute blast watching chat try to explain Me to somebody in the chat that doesn't know who I am.
    — Beej [2023-11-13]
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  23. #8768
    If I murder *enough*, I'll still have a microphone.
    — Julie [2023-11-12]
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  24. #8767
    Pack 1, pick 1: the kitchen sponge.
    — Jordan [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8766
    Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good, some are great; drugs, drugs, drugs, don't ask me to elaborate.
    — Julie [2023-11-12]
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