Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#8941

Who put this microphone here?!"

— Wheeler [2024-03-10]
SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
#8940

Shirtless in July, sailors delight!

— Wheeler [2024-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8939

I have the conch, shut the fuck up.

— Adam [2024-03-08]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
#8938

I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...

— Molly [2024-03-03]
HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
#8937

If it's a video game, just assume I haven't played it.

— Wheeler [2024-03-03]
SpellRogue on LRRMtG
#8936

We should blue more often.

— Ben [2024-03-01]
Board Games on AFK
#8935

Let me tell you about my collection of Sonic Feet.

— Bengineering [2024-03-01]
Board Games on AFK
#8934

Everyone needs to have a bad friend with them at all times.

— Heather [2024-03-01]
Board Games on AFK
#8933

I do love you Serge, and don't tell anyone that.

— James [2024-02-27]
Terraria on AFK
#8932

If there's one thing I know about this community, it's that they love toilets.

— Serge [2024-02-27]
Balatro on AFK
#8931

These fingers don't have hands.

— Cori [2024-02-26]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8930

I have a brand and it's confusing.

— Ian [2024-02-25]
Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8929

Wonderful! Incredible! ...Mario is here too!

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8928

I'm gonna try to preserve my own life.

— Cori [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8927

This weird pipe is our only friend.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8926

Be the cake you want to see in the world.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8925

Excuse me for getting overexcited for getting down the hole.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8924

Cori, be good at this.

— Heather [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8923

I don't think Heather considers the rest of us.

— Cori [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8922

This thumb didn't do shit in that corner Adam.

— Jacob [2024-02-23]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8921

This would be a great time to eat ortolan.

— Paul, while invisible [2024-02-21]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Crossing the Streams
#8920

They pushed my so high i went into the background.

— Paul [2024-02-19]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8919

Toucan Sam, you've lied to me for the last time.

— Ian [2024-02-17]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8918

I have seen what the eternities have to offer, and I want seconds.

— Wheeler, as Slokk [2024-02-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#8917

There's probably rules, but I don't care what they are.

— Kathleen [2024-02-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK