Quotes – LRRbot

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#4289

'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'

— Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4288

Even the devil has standards!

— Kathleen [2017-06-24]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4287

Smoke weed two hours ago.

— Kathleen, at 6:20 [2017-06-23]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4286

This game's easy, on easy mode.

— Ian [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4285

This dog keeps punching me!

— Ben [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4284

Getting hurt is funny.

— James [2017-06-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4283

I didn't actually mean to take off my pants.

— James [2017-06-20]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4282

I have champagne in my nasal cavity.

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4281

You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences.

— Beej [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4280

Why do we like any movies?

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4279

I don't have any actual car experience.

— Ian [2017-06-17]
Project CARS on One More
#4278

You beer you, fam.

— Ian [2017-06-17]
Project CARS on Bonus Stream
#4277

I've made smarter mistakes.

— Graham [2017-06-15]
None on Bonus Stream
#4276

I've always wanted to be the tank!

— James [2017-06-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4275

I hope you get struck by lightning.

— Adam, to James [2017-06-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4274

I don't know what these balls do!

— Ben [2017-06-13]
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap on New Day Tewsday
#4273

2018? Aww, I'll be dead by then.

— James [2017-06-13]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4272

I thought this was one thing and then I thought it was another thing and now I have no idea what it is but I'm so on board.

— Graham [2017-06-12]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4271

I look like the floppiest samurai.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4270

Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4269

I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party.

— Kathleen [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4268

I don't think people want puzzles that have food on them!

— Heather [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4267

Turn me into jerky Alex!

— Kathleen [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4266

Really, there's no bad time to have Beej.

— Beej [2017-06-09]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
#4265

I want to get off Mr. Taro's Wild Ride.

— EikoandMog [2017-06-08]
None on Talking Simulator