Quotes – LRRbot

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#4571

Calm that ego down? The ego's the only thing I have, though.

— Adam [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4570

There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots.

— chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4569

nevermind I'm a god

— Adam [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4568

A skeleton is just a zombie with less meat on it.

— Paul [2017-12-27]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4567

Paul, do you want to wear the Beej?

— Ben [2017-12-27]
Siren: Blood Curse on Let's NOPE
#4566

Oh god, you can see through my everything.

— Beej [2017-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#4565

I saw it dangling there. I saw the angle of his dangle.

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4564

Fiddlesticks!

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4563

Phase transition my a**hole!

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4562

Do things that make you happy.

— Kathleen [2017-12-22]
Ladykiller in a Bind on Now Kiss!
#4561

I need to find a butthole.

— Cameron [2017-12-21]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4560

Can you imagine backing into a cactus in VR?

— Graham [2017-12-20]
None on Watch and Play
#4559

We opened the box, we got a disease.

— Cori [2017-12-20]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4558

I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me.

— Cameron [2017-12-20]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4557

The 2 Genders: Female and Abomination

— Graham [2017-12-20]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4556

'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'

— Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
None on Unknown
#4555

The absence of drugs is not awesome.

— Ian [2017-12-13]
None on Unknown
#4554

It's okay everyone that man was retroactively naughty.

— Cameron, With regards to Santa killing people. [2017-12-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4553

Thank you, that was really thoughtful!

— Alex, to Ben, after hearing a vomit sound effect from his gift [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4552

Ho ho holy shit

— Cameron [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4551

They're good dogs, Booj.

— Serge [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4550

I used to think LRRMTG games were real, like WWE, but it turns out they're fake, like boxing.

— Ben [2017-12-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4549

Oh! Health anus.

— Alex [2017-12-14]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4548

Don't go away, more BS after this!

— Ian [2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4547

If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television.

— Ian [2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting