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  1. #4204
    I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive.
    — Beej [2017-05-13]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #4203
    These people have so many limbs...
    — Cori [2017-05-13]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #4202
    That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are.
    — Adam [2017-05-13]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #4201
    Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  5. #4200
    Maybe I can beat someone to death with my spare helmet...
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  6. #4199
    I'm just killing people for fun.
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  7. #4198
    I like finding pants so I have something to take off.
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  8. #4197
    Why? Why the fire?
    — Cameron, disappointed [2017-05-11]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  9. #4196
    "Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory.
    — RayFK [2017-05-11]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  10. #4195
    I look forward to my daily "butt" tweet.
    — James [2017-05-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4194
    Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!
    — Alex [2017-05-10]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  12. #4193
    Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.
    — Alex [2017-05-09]
    STRAFE on New Day Tewsday
  13. #4192
    If you don't have agility, you can use violence.
    — Dale [2017-05-05]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4191
    I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?
    — Cori, to Ian [2017-05-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #4190
    What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?
    — Ian [2017-05-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #4189
    I haven't calibrated my mouth yet.
    — Ian [2017-05-08]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #4188
    Nothing from the bleed hole, either.
    — Ian [2017-05-08]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #4187
    Building your own cannon is, I want to stress this, not perfectly safe.
    — Ian [2017-05-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #4186
    Mario will hang out with anyone.
    — Paul [2017-05-08]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4185
    'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'
    — Ben and Cameron [2017-05-05]
    Paranoia on AFK
  21. #4184
    Do you remember how to climb a ladder? ...Which I didn't think would be an issue, but you guys are terrible at climbing ladders
    — Dale [2017-05-05]
    Paranoia on AFK
  22. #4183
    I do kind of feel bad beating the pants off a guy with no pants.
    — Alex [2017-05-04]
    NieR Automata on Talking Simulator
  23. #4182
    When you use a mushroom, it feels like you're playing the videogame again.
    — Ben [2017-05-03]
    Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
  24. #4181
    I just wish I had boobs
    — Ben [2017-05-03]
    Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
  25. #4180
    Until next time, keep your eyes on Sailor Business.
    — Ian [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import