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  1. #4179
    Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair.
    — Beej [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
  2. #4178
    I'm down with the love fish.
    — Beej [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
  3. #4177
    Should we have a discussion about the cultural significance of this game, because I don't think there is any?
    — Ian [2017-05-01]
    The Uchuu Daisensou on Matters of Import
  4. #4176
    It's like you're in a Saw movie, but more fun
    — Paul [2017-05-01]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  5. #4175
    I've never been told to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig by a lady with a french accent before but I assumed I would have enjoyed it more. Maybe it's the carpet.
    — Graham [2017-04-29]
    Nightmare III on AFK
  6. #4174
    Chat, get out of Serge's head.
    — Paul [2017-04-29]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  7. #4173
    I got chat in my head.
    — Serge [2017-04-29]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  8. #4172
    I'm super fearoused by this whole thing.
    — Graham [2017-04-29]
    Nightmare III on AFK
  9. #4171
    Let's lrrEFF 'em!
    — Ian
    Red Dragon Inn on AFK
  10. #4170
    I do better when I sing stupid songs.
    — Kathleen [2017-04-29]
    Crokinole on AFK
  11. #4169
    For a moment I actually thought I was black.
    — Ian [2017-04-29]
    Crokinole on AFK
  12. #4168
    I don't know what Graham looks like.
    — James [2017-04-27]
    None on Talking Simulator
  13. #4167
    I'm not giving her your bone, dude.
    — Cameron [2017-04-27]
    Undertale on Talking Simulator
  14. #4166
    I didn't plan for this much success!
    — Ian [2017-04-24]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #4165
    I don't like my friends OR their opinions!
    — Adam [2017-04-22]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #4164
    Is that a Bloodborne?
    — Leelee [2017-04-22]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #4163
    I'm all about dingles!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  18. #4162
    I'm just here to make friends.
    — Serge [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  19. #4161
    It's me, your friendly neighbourhood Moat Boy!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  20. #4160
    Friendship is best ship.
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  21. #4159
    Everyone is good except Fugi!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  22. #4158
    I rarely play the butthole
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  23. #4157
    It's okay, we've proven you don't need that leg
    — Graham [2017-04-19]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  24. #4156
    Yeah, need to pull out faster as well.
    — RebelliousUno [2017-04-19]
    None on Bonus Stream
  25. #4155
    One day I'll have my pelvis replaced with a dual-shock
    — Ian [2017-04-16]
    Gitaroo Man on LoadingReadyLive