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  1. #4215
    Ian is very trying right now.
    — Heather [2017-05-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #4214
    Of all the things I want to cut, the table comes before Ian almost every time.
    — Serge [2017-05-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #4213
    Coffee and cannons, what could possibly go wrong?
    — Serge [2017-05-22]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #4211
    I didn't get to cut off his thing.
    — Adam [2017-05-20]
    The Surge on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #4210
    Women exist.
    — Ian [2017-05-19]
    Board Games on Talking Simulator
  6. #4209
    Why don't they ever give Mario guns?
    — Beej [2017-05-15]
    Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
  7. #4208
    I can't tell what's moustache and what's wrinkle.
    — Ian [2017-05-15]
    Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
  8. #4207
    I wonder if the porno theater would recharge me...
    — Beej [2017-05-15]
    Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
  9. #4206
    Sorry, I accidentally said "no" to something, so now I have to leave.
    — Ian [2017-05-15]
    Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
  10. #4205
    Show me on this doll where you know kung fu.
    — Ian [2017-05-15]
    Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
  11. #4204
    I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive.
    — Beej [2017-05-13]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #4203
    These people have so many limbs...
    — Cori [2017-05-13]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #4202
    That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are.
    — Adam [2017-05-13]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #4201
    Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  15. #4200
    Maybe I can beat someone to death with my spare helmet...
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  16. #4199
    I'm just killing people for fun.
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  17. #4198
    I like finding pants so I have something to take off.
    — Cameron [2017-05-12]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  18. #4197
    Why? Why the fire?
    — Cameron, disappointed [2017-05-11]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  19. #4196
    "Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory.
    — RayFK [2017-05-11]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  20. #4195
    I look forward to my daily "butt" tweet.
    — James [2017-05-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #4194
    Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!
    — Alex [2017-05-10]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  22. #4193
    Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.
    — Alex [2017-05-09]
    STRAFE on New Day Tewsday
  23. #4192
    If you don't have agility, you can use violence.
    — Dale [2017-05-05]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #4191
    I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?
    — Cori, to Ian [2017-05-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #4190
    What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?
    — Ian [2017-05-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry