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  1. #4237
    Always one slice away from a perfect pizza...
    — Heather [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  2. #4236
    I just like shouting at fires.
    — Paul [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  3. #4235
    Hi! My name is...I don't know.
    — Paul [2017-05-30]
    RiME on New Day Tewsday
  4. #4234
    I don't know what that does, but it makes my eye wet.
    — Beej [2017-05-29]
    None on Matters of Import
  5. #4233
    I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes
    — Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #4232
    I just like being asleep!
    — Cori [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #4231
    I have weak, attainable goals.
    — Graham [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #4230
    You are me feeling lucky.
    — Graham, of Ian [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #4229
    The hard-things-and-soft-things manifesto applies.
    — Ian [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4228
    You're blocking the ass.
    — Ian [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #4227
    I am a Markov chain.
    — Ian [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #4226
    I am disturbed that Ben is a better friend than both of us.
    — Kathleen, of herself and Beej [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #4225
    I'll be making quotes long after you're dead.
    — Ben, to Ian [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #4224
    I finally found my people: trash birds!
    — Ben [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #4223
    I don't wanna be friends with anybody who doesn't like Cool Ranch Doritos
    — Ben [2017-05-27]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #4222
    I'm gonna draft this card just so I don't have to make judge calls on it.
    — Serge [2017-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  17. #4221
    If we can't win, we want to at least be entertaining.
    — Graham [2017-05-25]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #4220
    It's almost 9, the ocean is closed!
    — Heather [2017-05-24]
    100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
  19. #4219
    Gravity's pulling my balls!
    — Ian [2017-05-24]
    100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
  20. #4218
    Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better.
    — Ben [2017-05-24]
    100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
  21. #4217
    I clearly gotta be a bunch of dogs!
    — Ben [2017-05-24]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #4216
    Find somebody to look at you the way Serge looks at coffee.
    — Serge [2017-05-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #4215
    Ian is very trying right now.
    — Heather [2017-05-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #4214
    Of all the things I want to cut, the table comes before Ian almost every time.
    — Serge [2017-05-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #4213
    Coffee and cannons, what could possibly go wrong?
    — Serge [2017-05-22]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry