Quotes – LRRbot

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#4154

Helicopters don't have jet engines, do they?

— Ben [2017-04-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4153

I don't like that we all get candy

— Adam [2017-04-15]
Mario Party 8 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4152

Throw it further away.

— Cameron [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4151

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?

— Kathleen [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4150

Why is everything toilets forever?

— Cameron [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4149

It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue.

— Graham [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4147

We could do an hour-long dick show

— James [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4146

We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial.

— Cameron [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4145

I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls

— Paul [2017-04-11]
Shovel Knight on New Day Tewsday
#4144

This isn't going to be a "let's try", it's a "let's succeed" because I'm here.

— Kathleen [2017-04-10]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4143

You can't tell me what to do with my hammer!

— Ian, to Cori [2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
#4142

I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it

— Ian [2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
#4141

I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles.

— Adam [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4140

I want to know, like... why?

— Adam, of Cho Aniki [2017-04-03]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#4139

I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.

— Adam [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4138

I think you just have to be more successful.

— Beej [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4137

Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.

— Paul [2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4136

Muscles are easily confused!

— Paul [2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4135

You fell for my trap card: actual good cards.

— Serge [2017-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#4134

If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it.

— Alex [2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4133

Race me, Alex! Race me around the time-space continuum!

— Graham [2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4132

Oh chat, you're always right!

— James [2017-03-28]
None on Bonus Stream
#4131

They think we're weird.

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
#4130

Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area.

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
#4129

My tongue is limber and wet!

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Adam's Gamehaüs