Quotes – LRRbot

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#4057

When doctors deliver babies, they don't get to keep them

— Beej [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4056

You don't really need a VPN, just make sure you have nothing of value in your life that can be stolen whatsoever

— Ian [2017-02-26]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4055

I don't like things with eyes in places where they shouldn't have eyes.

— Paul [2017-02-23]
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
#4054

I like being a bumpkin!

— James [2017-02-23]
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
#4053

If killing 500 people is wrong, I don't want to be right.

— Paul [2017-02-23]
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
#4048

Never take responsibility for your mistakes

— Adam [2017-02-25]
Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4047

What the dongs?

— Ben [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4046

I have two guys and a bag of soot, let's do this!

— Paul [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4045

We just have so much influence and I really want a crossbow!

— Ben [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4044

As he's leaving, I give him a butt pat

— Ben [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4043

I'm conspicuous in all districts!

— Beej [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4042

We're basically faking the bust's death

— Graham [2017-02-24]
Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
#4041

Oil and Maple Syrup, basically the same thing.

— Paul [2017-02-23]
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
#4040

The skeleton warrior halberded us so hard, we caught fire

— Alex [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4039

You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right

— Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4038

Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!

— Alex [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4037

We're young and angry and we got rat babies to feed

— Cori [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4036

'You might die here.' 'That would be fine.'

— Cori and Kathleen [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4035

I will kill everything. I have to.

— Cori [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4034

I'm so bloody I'm on fire!

— Ian [2017-02-20]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4033

Better go after her fast. But first, some karaoke!

— Ian [2017-02-20]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4032

The snowboarding will continue until performance improves

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4031

Ma'am, I'm afraid you're not shredding to our satisfaction. You're going to need to shred sicker.

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4030

My skull-cano is halfway full of lava

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4029

She doesn't just 'go down'

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe