Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4162

I'm just here to make friends.

— Serge [2017-04-21]
Dominion on AFK
#4161

It's me, your friendly neighbourhood Moat Boy!

— Ben [2017-04-21]
Dominion on AFK
#4160

Friendship is best ship.

— Ben [2017-04-21]
Dominion on AFK
#4159

Everyone is good except Fugi!

— Ben [2017-04-21]
Dominion on AFK
#4158

I rarely play the butthole

— Ben [2017-04-21]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4157

It's okay, we've proven you don't need that leg

— Graham [2017-04-19]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4156

Yeah, need to pull out faster as well.

— RebelliousUno [2017-04-19]
None on Bonus Stream
#4155

One day I'll have my pelvis replaced with a dual-shock

— Ian [2017-04-16]
Gitaroo Man on LoadingReadyLive
#4154

Helicopters don't have jet engines, do they?

— Ben [2017-04-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4153

I don't like that we all get candy

— Adam [2017-04-15]
Mario Party 8 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4152

Throw it further away.

— Cameron [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4151

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?

— Kathleen [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4150

Why is everything toilets forever?

— Cameron [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4149

It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue.

— Graham [2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4147

We could do an hour-long dick show

— James [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4146

We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial.

— Cameron [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4145

I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls

— Paul [2017-04-11]
Shovel Knight on New Day Tewsday
#4144

This isn't going to be a "let's try", it's a "let's succeed" because I'm here.

— Kathleen [2017-04-10]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4143

You can't tell me what to do with my hammer!

— Ian, to Cori [2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
#4142

I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it

— Ian [2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
#4141

I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles.

— Adam [2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4140

I want to know, like... why?

— Adam, of Cho Aniki [2017-04-03]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#4139

I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.

— Adam [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4138

I think you just have to be more successful.

— Beej [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4137

Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.

— Paul [2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs