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  1. #4118
    I can see it now, that means it's always going to be here
    — Cori [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4117
    More science!
    — Cameron [2017-03-21]
    Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
  3. #4116
    Why am I so amazing?
    — Cameron [2017-03-21]
    Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
  4. #4115
    Spiders: not even once.
    — Ian [2017-03-19]
    HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4114
    I just killed a man! ...Again.
    — Ian [2017-03-19]
    HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4113
    I don't want you to say anything, go away!
    — Cori, to Beej [2017-03-18]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #4112
    Why? Anus Shoot
    — Graham [2017-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #4111
    I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff
    — isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #4110
    Please don't suck on the 10 TB hard drive
    — Graham [2017-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4109
    No one wants Ian...
    — Ian [2017-03-15]
    1, 2, Switch on Crossing the Streams
  11. #4108
    I don't think Ian was ever a child.
    — Heather [2017-03-15]
    Wacky Wheels on Crossing the Streams
  12. #4107
    Let's pretend that it's 1998 again.
    — Ian [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #4106
    Lead is the salt of the sea.
    — Heather [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4105
    James only inflicts emotional wounds.
    — Paul [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #4104
    They don't make grab-bags of underwear.
    — Heather [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #4103
    It turns out, seeing your own eyes is hard.
    — Paul [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #4102
    Oh! NOW I understand what I've done wrong!
    — Ian [2017-03-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #4101
    Tinker, Tailor, Aluminium, Herb, Shite.
    — Graham, in a British accent [2017-03-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4100
    Take nothing but horses, leave nothing but piles of dead wildlife
    — Graham [2017-03-11]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4099
    Sometimes you've gotta let your dingle dangle
    — Adam [2017-03-11]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #4098
    Sarnia would be a terrible Dildo!
    — Ian [2017-03-10]
    Risk on AFK
  22. #4097
    You can't spell "Kafkaesque" without "AFK"
    — Cameron [2017-03-10]
    None on The Crapshoot
  23. #4096
    Dick jokes, we're all about dick jokes!
    — Ben, singing [2017-03-08]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  24. #4095
    Ooo, I want to do that with a goat!
    — Ian [2017-03-08]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  25. #4094
    We've all got worms, and you get to watch
    — Alex [2017-03-08]
    Horror Hospital on Let's NOPE