Quotes – LRRbot

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#4095

Ooo, I want to do that with a goat!

— Ian [2017-03-08]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#4094

We've all got worms, and you get to watch

— Alex [2017-03-08]
Horror Hospital on Let's NOPE
#4093

Left ear's where the love is

— Ben [2017-03-08]
Wick on Let's NOPE
#4092

Everything I play is magic

— Adam [2017-03-07]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#4091

I am not okay with this but I am going to win

— Ian [2017-03-06]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4090

If I'm "pounding on my own boys" usually that's in the privacy of my own home

— Ian [2017-03-06]
Behind You on Rhythm Cafe
#4089

Staples are excellent for making clothes.

— Paul [2017-03-04]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4088

You're fine.

— Heather, of Beej [2017-03-03]
1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
#4087

You're fine.

— Beej, of Heather [2017-03-03]
1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
#4086

Remember: comment, lick, and subscribe

— Ben [2017-03-03]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Bonus Stream
#4085

6/6's for six are great!

— James [2017-03-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#4084

'I'm worried that Ben might be the new Cori.' 'That means you're going home with him!'

— Ian and Beej [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4083

We've gotta kill them, otherwise they're going to have fun.

— Cameron [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4082

Software engineers aren't REAL engineers

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4081

How does John Cena shave?

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4080

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the sausage room.

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4079

'I tried to save you!' 'I know. That's why I died.'

— Beej and Cameron [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4078

Join us in the sausage!

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4077

I like this game because you can kill yourself and most people will assume you're just bad at it

— Cameron, of Gangbeasts [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4076

Hi, I'm Rave Daddy and I'm here to fight!

— Ben
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4075

The suck was so strong!

— Beej [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4074

I'm gonna go to my own slippery place

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4073

Come on, robo bunny, get your *** in here

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4072

I can't control my nuts.

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#4071

I'm shootin' my little tiny love pellets

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams