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  1. #4089
    Staples are excellent for making clothes.
    — Paul [2017-03-04]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #4088
    You're fine.
    — Heather, of Beej [2017-03-03]
    1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
  3. #4087
    You're fine.
    — Beej, of Heather [2017-03-03]
    1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
  4. #4086
    Remember: comment, lick, and subscribe
    — Ben [2017-03-03]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Bonus Stream
  5. #4085
    6/6's for six are great!
    — James [2017-03-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  6. #4084
    'I'm worried that Ben might be the new Cori.' 'That means you're going home with him!'
    — Ian and Beej [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  7. #4083
    We've gotta kill them, otherwise they're going to have fun.
    — Cameron [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  8. #4082
    Software engineers aren't REAL engineers
    — Ian [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4081
    How does John Cena shave?
    — Ian [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4080
    Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the sausage room.
    — Ian [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #4079
    'I tried to save you!' 'I know. That's why I died.'
    — Beej and Cameron [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #4078
    Join us in the sausage!
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #4077
    I like this game because you can kill yourself and most people will assume you're just bad at it
    — Cameron, of Gangbeasts [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  14. #4076
    Hi, I'm Rave Daddy and I'm here to fight!
    — Ben
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  15. #4075
    The suck was so strong!
    — Beej [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  16. #4074
    I'm gonna go to my own slippery place
    — Ian [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  17. #4073
    Come on, robo bunny, get your *** in here
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  18. #4072
    I can't control my nuts.
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  19. #4071
    I'm shootin' my little tiny love pellets
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  20. #4070
    I owe everyone Ice Cream.
    — James [2017-03-01]
    We Need to Go Deeper on Crossing the Streams
  21. #4069
    Be like me! I was in love with a gym leader from Pokémon.
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  22. #4068
    Alex sack up and cut your best friend's throat!
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  23. #4067
    When I hang out with you, anything happens!
    — James, to Adam [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  24. #4066
    My life's gonna end with a question mark
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  25. #4065
    Now I can headdesk with protection
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday