Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4205
Show me on this doll where you know kung fu.
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Ian
[2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
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#4204
I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive.
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Beej
[2017-05-13]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#4203
These people have so many limbs...
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Cori
[2017-05-13]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4202
That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are.
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Adam
[2017-05-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4201
Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?
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Cameron
[2017-05-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
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#4200
Maybe I can beat someone to death with my spare helmet...
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Cameron
[2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
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#4199
I'm just killing people for fun.
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Cameron
[2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
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#4198
I like finding pants so I have something to take off.
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Cameron
[2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
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#4197
Why? Why the fire?
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Cameron,
disappointed
[2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
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#4196
"Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory.
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RayFK
[2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
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#4195
I look forward to my daily "butt" tweet.
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James
[2017-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4194
Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!
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Alex
[2017-05-10]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4193
Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.
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Alex
[2017-05-09]
STRAFE on New Day Tewsday
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#4192
If you don't have agility, you can use violence.
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Dale
[2017-05-05]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4191
I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?
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Cori,
to Ian
[2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4190
What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?
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Ian
[2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4189
I haven't calibrated my mouth yet.
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Ian
[2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4188
Nothing from the bleed hole, either.
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Ian
[2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4187
Building your own cannon is, I want to stress this, not perfectly safe.
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Ian
[2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4186
Mario will hang out with anyone.
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Paul
[2017-05-08]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
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#4185
'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'
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Ben and Cameron
[2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK
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#4184
Do you remember how to climb a ladder? ...Which I didn't think would be an issue, but you guys are terrible at climbing ladders
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Dale
[2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK
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#4183
I do kind of feel bad beating the pants off a guy with no pants.
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Alex
[2017-05-04]
NieR Automata on Talking Simulator
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#4182
When you use a mushroom, it feels like you're playing the videogame again.
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Ben
[2017-05-03]
Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#4181
I just wish I had boobs
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Ben
[2017-05-03]
Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
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