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  1. #4070
    I owe everyone Ice Cream.
    — James [2017-03-01]
    We Need to Go Deeper on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4069
    Be like me! I was in love with a gym leader from Pokémon.
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  3. #4068
    Alex sack up and cut your best friend's throat!
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  4. #4067
    When I hang out with you, anything happens!
    — James, to Adam [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  5. #4066
    My life's gonna end with a question mark
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  6. #4065
    Now I can headdesk with protection
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4064
    There's no evidence that Richter Hammockslam isn't a Time Lord.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #4063
    So here's something interesting, I say optimistically.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #4062
    Establish a safeword before you stream with your friends.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #4061
    Don't do what Donny Ian didn't
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #4060
    I've successfully fixed a thing!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #4059
    I imagine you leave foreceps inside patients all the time in surgeries
    — Cameron [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #4058
    I'm amazing! I'm humble!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4057
    When doctors deliver babies, they don't get to keep them
    — Beej [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #4056
    You don't really need a VPN, just make sure you have nothing of value in your life that can be stolen whatsoever
    — Ian [2017-02-26]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #4055
    I don't like things with eyes in places where they shouldn't have eyes.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  17. #4054
    I like being a bumpkin!
    — James [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  18. #4053
    If killing 500 people is wrong, I don't want to be right.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  19. #4048
    Never take responsibility for your mistakes
    — Adam [2017-02-25]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4047
    What the dongs?
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  21. #4046
    I have two guys and a bag of soot, let's do this!
    — Paul [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  22. #4045
    We just have so much influence and I really want a crossbow!
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  23. #4044
    As he's leaving, I give him a butt pat
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  24. #4043
    I'm conspicuous in all districts!
    — Beej [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  25. #4042
    We're basically faking the bust's death
    — Graham [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK