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  1. #4186
    Mario will hang out with anyone.
    — Paul [2017-05-08]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #4185
    'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'
    — Ben and Cameron [2017-05-05]
    Paranoia on AFK
  3. #4184
    Do you remember how to climb a ladder? ...Which I didn't think would be an issue, but you guys are terrible at climbing ladders
    — Dale [2017-05-05]
    Paranoia on AFK
  4. #4183
    I do kind of feel bad beating the pants off a guy with no pants.
    — Alex [2017-05-04]
    NieR Automata on Talking Simulator
  5. #4182
    When you use a mushroom, it feels like you're playing the videogame again.
    — Ben [2017-05-03]
    Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
  6. #4181
    I just wish I had boobs
    — Ben [2017-05-03]
    Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
  7. #4180
    Until next time, keep your eyes on Sailor Business.
    — Ian [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
  8. #4179
    Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair.
    — Beej [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
  9. #4178
    I'm down with the love fish.
    — Beej [2017-05-01]
    The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
  10. #4177
    Should we have a discussion about the cultural significance of this game, because I don't think there is any?
    — Ian [2017-05-01]
    The Uchuu Daisensou on Matters of Import
  11. #4176
    It's like you're in a Saw movie, but more fun
    — Paul [2017-05-01]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  12. #4175
    I've never been told to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig by a lady with a french accent before but I assumed I would have enjoyed it more. Maybe it's the carpet.
    — Graham [2017-04-29]
    Nightmare III on AFK
  13. #4174
    Chat, get out of Serge's head.
    — Paul [2017-04-29]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  14. #4173
    I got chat in my head.
    — Serge [2017-04-29]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  15. #4172
    I'm super fearoused by this whole thing.
    — Graham [2017-04-29]
    Nightmare III on AFK
  16. #4171
    Let's lrrEFF 'em!
    — Ian
    Red Dragon Inn on AFK
  17. #4170
    I do better when I sing stupid songs.
    — Kathleen [2017-04-29]
    Crokinole on AFK
  18. #4169
    For a moment I actually thought I was black.
    — Ian [2017-04-29]
    Crokinole on AFK
  19. #4168
    I don't know what Graham looks like.
    — James [2017-04-27]
    None on Talking Simulator
  20. #4167
    I'm not giving her your bone, dude.
    — Cameron [2017-04-27]
    Undertale on Talking Simulator
  21. #4166
    I didn't plan for this much success!
    — Ian [2017-04-24]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #4165
    I don't like my friends OR their opinions!
    — Adam [2017-04-22]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #4164
    Is that a Bloodborne?
    — Leelee [2017-04-22]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #4163
    I'm all about dingles!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  25. #4162
    I'm just here to make friends.
    — Serge [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK