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  1. #4078
    Join us in the sausage!
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4077
    I like this game because you can kill yourself and most people will assume you're just bad at it
    — Cameron, of Gangbeasts [2017-03-01]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #4076
    Hi, I'm Rave Daddy and I'm here to fight!
    — Ben
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  4. #4075
    The suck was so strong!
    — Beej [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  5. #4074
    I'm gonna go to my own slippery place
    — Ian [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  6. #4073
    Come on, robo bunny, get your *** in here
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  7. #4072
    I can't control my nuts.
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  8. #4071
    I'm shootin' my little tiny love pellets
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4070
    I owe everyone Ice Cream.
    — James [2017-03-01]
    We Need to Go Deeper on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4069
    Be like me! I was in love with a gym leader from Pokémon.
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  11. #4068
    Alex sack up and cut your best friend's throat!
    — Ben [2017-03-01]
    Detention on Let's NOPE
  12. #4067
    When I hang out with you, anything happens!
    — James, to Adam [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  13. #4066
    My life's gonna end with a question mark
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  14. #4065
    Now I can headdesk with protection
    — James [2017-02-28]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
  15. #4064
    There's no evidence that Richter Hammockslam isn't a Time Lord.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #4063
    So here's something interesting, I say optimistically.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #4062
    Establish a safeword before you stream with your friends.
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #4061
    Don't do what Donny Ian didn't
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #4060
    I've successfully fixed a thing!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #4059
    I imagine you leave foreceps inside patients all the time in surgeries
    — Cameron [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #4058
    I'm amazing! I'm humble!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #4057
    When doctors deliver babies, they don't get to keep them
    — Beej [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #4056
    You don't really need a VPN, just make sure you have nothing of value in your life that can be stolen whatsoever
    — Ian [2017-02-26]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #4055
    I don't like things with eyes in places where they shouldn't have eyes.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  25. #4054
    I like being a bumpkin!
    — James [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting