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  1. #4161
    It's me, your friendly neighbourhood Moat Boy!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  2. #4160
    Friendship is best ship.
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  3. #4159
    Everyone is good except Fugi!
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Dominion on AFK
  4. #4158
    I rarely play the butthole
    — Ben [2017-04-21]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  5. #4157
    It's okay, we've proven you don't need that leg
    — Graham [2017-04-19]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #4156
    Yeah, need to pull out faster as well.
    — RebelliousUno [2017-04-19]
    None on Bonus Stream
  7. #4155
    One day I'll have my pelvis replaced with a dual-shock
    — Ian [2017-04-16]
    Gitaroo Man on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #4154
    Helicopters don't have jet engines, do they?
    — Ben [2017-04-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #4153
    I don't like that we all get candy
    — Adam [2017-04-15]
    Mario Party 8 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4152
    Throw it further away.
    — Cameron [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  11. #4151
    Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?
    — Kathleen [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  12. #4150
    Why is everything toilets forever?
    — Cameron [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  13. #4149
    It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue.
    — Graham [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  14. #4147
    We could do an hour-long dick show
    — James [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #4146
    We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial.
    — Cameron [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #4145
    I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls
    — Paul [2017-04-11]
    Shovel Knight on New Day Tewsday
  17. #4144
    This isn't going to be a "let's try", it's a "let's succeed" because I'm here.
    — Kathleen [2017-04-10]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #4143
    You can't tell me what to do with my hammer!
    — Ian, to Cori [2017-04-09]
    Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4142
    I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it
    — Ian [2017-04-09]
    Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4141
    I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles.
    — Adam [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #4140
    I want to know, like... why?
    — Adam, of Cho Aniki [2017-04-03]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  22. #4139
    I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.
    — Adam [2017-04-03]
    BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  23. #4138
    I think you just have to be more successful.
    — Beej [2017-04-03]
    BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  24. #4137
    Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.
    — Paul [2017-04-01]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #4136
    Muscles are easily confused!
    — Paul [2017-04-01]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs