Quotes – LRRbot

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#4041

Oil and Maple Syrup, basically the same thing.

— Paul [2017-02-23]
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
#4040

The skeleton warrior halberded us so hard, we caught fire

— Alex [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4039

You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right

— Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4038

Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!

— Alex [2017-02-22]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4037

We're young and angry and we got rat babies to feed

— Cori [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4036

'You might die here.' 'That would be fine.'

— Cori and Kathleen [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4035

I will kill everything. I have to.

— Cori [2017-02-21]
Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
#4034

I'm so bloody I'm on fire!

— Ian [2017-02-20]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4033

Better go after her fast. But first, some karaoke!

— Ian [2017-02-20]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4032

The snowboarding will continue until performance improves

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4031

Ma'am, I'm afraid you're not shredding to our satisfaction. You're going to need to shred sicker.

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4030

My skull-cano is halfway full of lava

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4029

She doesn't just 'go down'

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4028

Eyes on the goddamn snowboarding mother at all costs

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4027

Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4026

After a good fridging, it's always good to clear a level

— Ian [2017-02-19]
Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
#4025

How many pushups would kill a human?

— Alex [2017-02-18]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4024

For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4023

Can we rule that if he doesn't hit me, he's actually giving me a kiss back?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4022

Let's not fight! Can I blow him a kiss as a bonus action?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4021

Can I ask you all to just...never talk?

— Cori, to Ian, Ben, Paul, Beej, and Alex [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4020

Does anyone need me to rub them a little?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4019

I'm a healer?! Dammit!

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4018

The Internet just stopped.

— James [2017-02-16]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#4017

We're already out of tight plays, as you may have seen.

— Graham [2017-02-16]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday