Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4320

Why are some trees trees, but some trees are not trees?

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4319

Sign my name on a bullet and send it to them.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4318

I regret this decision...

— James [2015-07-09]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4317

Don't worry about it. People will die

— Rujasu [2017-07-27]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4315

Okay, who ordered floor brain?

— Beej [2017-07-26]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4314

It's the internet, Kathleen! Everybody lies.

— Heather [2017-07-25]
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator on New Day Tewsday
#4313

We can vibrate. And we should vibrate.

— Ian [2017-07-24]
Lupin the 3rd: Treasure of the Sorcerer King on Matters of Import
#4312

Maybe they're not weird. Maybe shrimp are normal.

— Heather [2017-07-23]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4311

If I do a sheep I screw myself.

— Serge [2017-07-21]
Settlers of Catan on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4310

If I'm the hot singles in my area, who am I supposed to bang?

— Graham [2017-07-20]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4309

Did you just laugh at me saying "get it up?" ...Yeah, that's fair.

— James, to Alex [2017-07-18]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4308

It's a lot easier not to kiss when you don't have a mouth.

— Ian [2017-07-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4307

What side is up for these pants?

— Ian [2017-07-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4306

oh boy the last update of 1776 is out

— Saulens181 [2017-07-15]
None on AFK
#4305

I love horror games and they're all shit.

— Alex [2017-07-13]
Dead Cells on Bonus Stream
#4304

The '90s was kind of like the hangover after the '80s.

— Alex [2017-07-12]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4303

Get off! Why are you attached to my butt!?

— Graham [2017-07-12]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4302

We've so far found two shower scenes, so: success!

— Beej [2017-07-10]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Crossing the Streams
#4301

Are plesiosaurs the "good enough" dinosaurs?

— Ian [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4300

Prehistoric seals... in the sand?

— Heather [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4299

I haven't internalised her pants yet.

— Ian [2017-07-09]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
#4298

I'm pretty sure I could beat Matt Wiggins in court.

— Adam [2017-07-05]
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 on Crossing the Streams
#4297

You know what? Just don't lrrEFF with snakes.

— Alex [2017-07-05]
Alan Wake on Let's NOPE
#4296

I hope you're all.. BeerFireBarbecueWorks...

— Graham [2017-07-04]
Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy on New Day Tewsday
#4295

Knock knock, open up the door, it's you.

— Graham [2017-07-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown