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  1. #4016
    He's in the save room! We can't go in there, there's a tape recorder!
    — Ben [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  2. #4015
    We can't shoot our friends' corpses? What's the point?
    — Ben [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  3. #4014
    Out of the frying pan and into the bigger frying pan that's filled with napalm!
    — Alex [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  4. #4013
    My mom spent a lot of time hidden behind a drawn curtain
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Hidden my game by mom on Matters of Import
  5. #4012
    That's a lot more thumb than I think most people like
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  6. #4011
    Yes, Beej, tickle my phone.
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  7. #4010
    I don't have fizzy urine, I don't drink enough carbonated water
    — Beej [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  8. #4009
    Language! I understand some of it
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #4008
    They need to invent a reversible needle that's pokey on both--wait no that's a terrible idea
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #4007
    Don't panic, James. The panties can tell when you're panicking. They can sense it.
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #4006
    It's super weft. It's crazy weft, actually. It's kinda crazy how weft it is
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #4005
    Pins are literally just needles that haven't been fashioned into needles
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #4004
    I'm not familiar with the world of panty elastics
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #4003
    I play my rhythm games like this guy dances: for the fun of it
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #4002
    No! Continue the party! We paid 20 bucks!
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #4001
    Thank you for helping me talk to people.
    — Ian, to Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #4000
    I beat up enough people that we can sing for at least another hour
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #3999
    I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm.
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #3998
    I kind of just want to hit someone with a motorcycle
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #3997
    Welcome to the channel, where Ian lies all the time
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #3996
    I'd rather have a good beard than be strong
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #3995
    'Big 'ol Brain Savidan,' that's what they call me!
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #3994
    If they're dead they can't hurt you
    — Alex [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #3993
    Everybody knows that Adam Savidan is allowed one mulligan--oh eff
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #3992
    I do like fat stacks of cash
    — Beej [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK