Quotes – LRRbot

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#4275

I hope you get struck by lightning.

— Adam, to James [2017-06-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4274

I don't know what these balls do!

— Ben [2017-06-13]
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap on New Day Tewsday
#4273

2018? Aww, I'll be dead by then.

— James [2017-06-13]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4272

I thought this was one thing and then I thought it was another thing and now I have no idea what it is but I'm so on board.

— Graham [2017-06-12]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4271

I look like the floppiest samurai.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4270

Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4269

I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party.

— Kathleen [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4268

I don't think people want puzzles that have food on them!

— Heather [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4267

Turn me into jerky Alex!

— Kathleen [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4266

Really, there's no bad time to have Beej.

— Beej [2017-06-09]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
#4265

I want to get off Mr. Taro's Wild Ride.

— EikoandMog [2017-06-08]
None on Talking Simulator
#4264

I forgot what clouds look like

— Paul [2017-06-08]
Games + Demos on 18 Games & Counting
#4263

Let's rotate the Beej!

— Alex [2017-06-07]
Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
#4262

I'm not a fan of ambition.

— Beej [2017-06-07]
Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
#4261

No one should wish to be me.

— Alex [2017-06-07]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4260

Stop hitting my crab

— Alex [2017-06-07]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4258

My life has forever been changed by snad.

— RebelliousUno [2017-06-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4257

I'll make as much snad as I want!

— James [2017-06-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4256

Oh god that guy has a pan. Run away! Run away from pan boy!

— James [2017-06-06]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4255

Nobody can make Cam wear pants.

— James [2017-06-06]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4254

Probably there are two things touching somewhere.

— Ben Soileau [2017-06-05]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4252

This is a much nicer stripper than I have

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Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4251

So either pull harder, or cut it off, is what we're learning today.

— Paul [2017-06-05]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4250

Why must I destroy everything I touch?

— Paul [2017-06-04]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4249

He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair.

— Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
Risk on Bonus Stream