Quotes – LRRbot

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#4250

Why must I destroy everything I touch?

— Paul [2017-06-04]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4249

He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair.

— Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
Risk on Bonus Stream
#4248

The fixing will continue until the complaints stop.

— Paul [2017-06-02]
Risk on Bonus Stream
#4247

We're playing Risk, it's about the friends you *lose* along the way!

— Cameron [2017-06-02]
Risk on Bonus Stream
#4246

We haven't really been killing each other super hard.

— Cameron [2017-06-02]
Creative on Bonus Stream
#4245

Oh man I love Edoor Yboob!

— RayFK [2017-06-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4244

Do we need to have pants?

— Paul [2017-06-01]
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam on 18 Games & Counting
#4243

I brought a gun to a crossbow fight!

— Serge [2017-05-31]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4242

Why didn't they kill me?

— Cameron, sobbing [2017-05-31]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4241

Someone shot me, and then stopped shooting me, and now I'm worried.

— Cameron [2017-05-31]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4240

Stop shooting me! Can't we just be friends?

— Serge [2017-05-31]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4239

The beans of dismay!

— Cameron [2017-05-31]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4238

Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!

— Heather [2017-05-30]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4237

Always one slice away from a perfect pizza...

— Heather [2017-05-30]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4236

I just like shouting at fires.

— Paul [2017-05-30]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4235

Hi! My name is...I don't know.

— Paul [2017-05-30]
RiME on New Day Tewsday
#4234

I don't know what that does, but it makes my eye wet.

— Beej [2017-05-29]
None on Matters of Import
#4233

I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes

— Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4232

I just like being asleep!

— Cori [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4231

I have weak, attainable goals.

— Graham [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4230

You are me feeling lucky.

— Graham, of Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4229

The hard-things-and-soft-things manifesto applies.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4228

You're blocking the ass.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4227

I am a Markov chain.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4226

I am disturbed that Ben is a better friend than both of us.

— Kathleen, of herself and Beej [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs