Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4292

I'm functional!

— Paul [2017-06-28]
Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
#4291

I gotta do this again, with maximum worms.

— Alex [2017-06-28]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4290

I'm not relaxed by these balls!

— Alex [2017-06-28]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4289

'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'

— Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4288

Even the devil has standards!

— Kathleen [2017-06-24]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4287

Smoke weed two hours ago.

— Kathleen, at 6:20 [2017-06-23]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4286

This game's easy, on easy mode.

— Ian [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4285

This dog keeps punching me!

— Ben [2017-06-21]
Arms on Crossing the Streams
#4284

Getting hurt is funny.

— James [2017-06-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4283

I didn't actually mean to take off my pants.

— James [2017-06-20]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4282

I have champagne in my nasal cavity.

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4281

You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences.

— Beej [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4280

Why do we like any movies?

— Ian [2017-06-18]
Project CARS on One More
#4279

I don't have any actual car experience.

— Ian [2017-06-17]
Project CARS on One More
#4278

You beer you, fam.

— Ian [2017-06-17]
Project CARS on Bonus Stream
#4277

I've made smarter mistakes.

— Graham [2017-06-15]
None on Bonus Stream
#4276

I've always wanted to be the tank!

— James [2017-06-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4275

I hope you get struck by lightning.

— Adam, to James [2017-06-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4274

I don't know what these balls do!

— Ben [2017-06-13]
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap on New Day Tewsday
#4273

2018? Aww, I'll be dead by then.

— James [2017-06-13]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4272

I thought this was one thing and then I thought it was another thing and now I have no idea what it is but I'm so on board.

— Graham [2017-06-12]
E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
#4271

I look like the floppiest samurai.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4270

Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts.

— Ian [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4269

I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party.

— Kathleen [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4268

I don't think people want puzzles that have food on them!

— Heather [2017-06-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs