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  1. #4135
    You fell for my trap card: actual good cards.
    — Serge [2017-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  2. #4134
    If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it.
    — Alex [2017-03-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #4133
    Race me, Alex! Race me around the time-space continuum!
    — Graham [2017-03-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  4. #4132
    Oh chat, you're always right!
    — James [2017-03-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  5. #4131
    They think we're weird.
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
  6. #4130
    Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area.
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
  7. #4129
    My tongue is limber and wet!
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #4128
    This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine.
    — Adam [2017-03-25]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #4127
    I love it when they scream like that.
    — Leelee [2017-03-25]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on AFK
  10. #4126
    I'm worried about you stealing my junk
    — Serge [2017-03-24]
    Arcadia Quest on AFK
  11. #4125
    There are no fire departments that can help in lava.
    — Ian [2017-03-19]
    None on Talking Simulator
  12. #4124
    We're supposed to want to finish the game.
    — Cameron [2017-03-23]
    Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
  13. #4123
    Oh, the alien with all the tits.
    — Alex, understanding Duke Nukem Forever [2017-03-23]
    Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
  14. #4122
    I hope you get underwear again
    — Cori [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  15. #4121
    I would say that I tried to catch you, but I didn't.
    — Paul [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  16. #4120
    'What did we learn about...anything?' 'Nothing!'
    — Cori and Paul [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  17. #4119
    Let that be a lesson to you: never try
    — Paul [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  18. #4118
    I can see it now, that means it's always going to be here
    — Cori [2017-03-22]
    Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
  19. #4117
    More science!
    — Cameron [2017-03-21]
    Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
  20. #4116
    Why am I so amazing?
    — Cameron [2017-03-21]
    Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4115
    Spiders: not even once.
    — Ian [2017-03-19]
    HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #4114
    I just killed a man! ...Again.
    — Ian [2017-03-19]
    HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4113
    I don't want you to say anything, go away!
    — Cori, to Beej [2017-03-18]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #4112
    Why? Anus Shoot
    — Graham [2017-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #4111
    I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff
    — isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG