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#3991

You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!

— Beej [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3990

We can't numbers

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3989

I'm gonna hit the sex number!

— Beej [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3988

I'm Magicking very hard right now

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3987

Good job chat, keep it up

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3986

I can't calculate the value of this friendship

— Heather [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3985

My power is friendship!

— Serge [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3984

Caboose means butt

— Serge [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3983

Paul, can you blood me?

— Kathleen [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3982

Aww, the knob came off the end of my pointer

— Paul [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3981

Being an adult is anything you want it to be, as it turns out

— Alex [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3980

I want my panty biscuit!

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3979

The panties were inside you all along

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3978

Fuck, I'm stuck in a dick

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3977

Don't worry guys, we can make lube out here!

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3976

Humans need to breathe. It's an unfortunate side effect of the human condition

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3975

I make a career out of doing really stupid voices and making dick jokes

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3974

Take the panties off, Paul

— James [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3973

Don't ever do what I do

— James [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3972

I now and forever claim the title 'happy troll who makes people happy'

— Lord_Hosk [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3971

We don't normally make underwear on stream

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3970

Leave my poor panties alone

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3969

Don't ruin my seams!

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3968

Droopage was a concern in the butt area

— Kate [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3967

They're not bad, just be careful of the staples

— James, handing Kate hand-made underwear [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry