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#4218

Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better.

— Ben [2017-05-24]
100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
#4217

I clearly gotta be a bunch of dogs!

— Ben [2017-05-24]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4216

Find somebody to look at you the way Serge looks at coffee.

— Serge [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4215

Ian is very trying right now.

— Heather [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4214

Of all the things I want to cut, the table comes before Ian almost every time.

— Serge [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4213

Coffee and cannons, what could possibly go wrong?

— Serge [2017-05-22]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4211

I didn't get to cut off his thing.

— Adam [2017-05-20]
The Surge on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4210

Women exist.

— Ian [2017-05-19]
Board Games on Talking Simulator
#4209

Why don't they ever give Mario guns?

— Beej [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4208

I can't tell what's moustache and what's wrinkle.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4207

I wonder if the porno theater would recharge me...

— Beej [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4206

Sorry, I accidentally said "no" to something, so now I have to leave.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4205

Show me on this doll where you know kung fu.

— Ian [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import
#4204

I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive.

— Beej [2017-05-13]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4203

These people have so many limbs...

— Cori [2017-05-13]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4202

That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are.

— Adam [2017-05-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4201

Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4200

Maybe I can beat someone to death with my spare helmet...

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4199

I'm just killing people for fun.

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4198

I like finding pants so I have something to take off.

— Cameron [2017-05-12]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4197

Why? Why the fire?

— Cameron, disappointed [2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4196

"Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory.

— RayFK [2017-05-11]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4195

I look forward to my daily "butt" tweet.

— James [2017-05-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4194

Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!

— Alex [2017-05-10]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4193

Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.

— Alex [2017-05-09]
STRAFE on New Day Tewsday