Quotes – LRRbot

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#4110

Please don't suck on the 10 TB hard drive

— Graham [2017-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4109

No one wants Ian...

— Ian [2017-03-15]
1, 2, Switch on Crossing the Streams
#4108

I don't think Ian was ever a child.

— Heather [2017-03-15]
Wacky Wheels on Crossing the Streams
#4107

Let's pretend that it's 1998 again.

— Ian [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4106

Lead is the salt of the sea.

— Heather [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4105

James only inflicts emotional wounds.

— Paul [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4104

They don't make grab-bags of underwear.

— Heather [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4103

It turns out, seeing your own eyes is hard.

— Paul [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4102

Oh! NOW I understand what I've done wrong!

— Ian [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4101

Tinker, Tailor, Aluminium, Herb, Shite.

— Graham, in a British accent [2017-03-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4100

Take nothing but horses, leave nothing but piles of dead wildlife

— Graham [2017-03-11]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4099

Sometimes you've gotta let your dingle dangle

— Adam [2017-03-11]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4098

Sarnia would be a terrible Dildo!

— Ian [2017-03-10]
Risk on AFK
#4097

You can't spell "Kafkaesque" without "AFK"

— Cameron [2017-03-10]
None on The Crapshoot
#4096

Dick jokes, we're all about dick jokes!

— Ben, singing [2017-03-08]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#4095

Ooo, I want to do that with a goat!

— Ian [2017-03-08]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#4094

We've all got worms, and you get to watch

— Alex [2017-03-08]
Horror Hospital on Let's NOPE
#4093

Left ear's where the love is

— Ben [2017-03-08]
Wick on Let's NOPE
#4092

Everything I play is magic

— Adam [2017-03-07]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#4091

I am not okay with this but I am going to win

— Ian [2017-03-06]
Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
#4090

If I'm "pounding on my own boys" usually that's in the privacy of my own home

— Ian [2017-03-06]
Behind You on Rhythm Cafe
#4089

Staples are excellent for making clothes.

— Paul [2017-03-04]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4088

You're fine.

— Heather, of Beej [2017-03-03]
1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
#4087

You're fine.

— Beej, of Heather [2017-03-03]
1, 2, Switch on Bonus Stream
#4086

Remember: comment, lick, and subscribe

— Ben [2017-03-03]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Bonus Stream