Quotes – LRRbot

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#3953

Penelope, Daddy can't love you right now

— Kathleen [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3952

Feel free to interrupt me when you reach climax.

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3950

I keep saying "hmm" like it's going to solve something

— Ian [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3949

They make the best sex wax, that's why they have a son

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3948

'I could pass for 30.' '...No.'

— Beej and Cori [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3947

Let's just keep rubbing

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3946

We're going to talk to you about friendship--not that kind of friendship! Stop calling for friends!

— Heather [2017-02-06]
Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
#3945

Remember to shine up your Paul

— Heather [2017-02-06]
Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
#3944

You know who was my favourite jedi? Leslie Neilson as Qui-Gon Jinn

— Ian [2017-02-05]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3943

Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES

— Ian [2017-02-05]
Cytus on LoadingReadyLive
#3942

That show is more aspirational

— Beej, about Beej Eats the Whole Thing [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3941

Beej if you vomit up a fountain of lettuce, you can basically start a taco stand

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3940

That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit

— Beej [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3939

I'm loopy on lettuce

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3938

You've just gotta know your lettuce limit and stay within it

— Kathleen [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3937

Do not use lettuce as a lubricant

— Cori [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3936

Ease off the button there, stud!

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Crokinole on AFK
#3935

Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3934

I've gotta keep James off my doorstep

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3933

Some of the things I say are different than the things I do

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3932

Are you a dildo or a dildon't?

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3931

It takes two to dildo!

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3930

No one can start on Dildo

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3929

Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?

— Graham [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3928

I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry