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  1. #3989
    I'm gonna hit the sex number!
    — Beej [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  2. #3988
    I'm Magicking very hard right now
    — Cori [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  3. #3987
    Good job chat, keep it up
    — Cori [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  4. #3986
    I can't calculate the value of this friendship
    — Heather [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  5. #3985
    My power is friendship!
    — Serge [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  6. #3984
    Caboose means butt
    — Serge [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  7. #3983
    Paul, can you blood me?
    — Kathleen [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  8. #3982
    Aww, the knob came off the end of my pointer
    — Paul [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  9. #3981
    Being an adult is anything you want it to be, as it turns out
    — Alex [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  10. #3980
    I want my panty biscuit!
    — Graham [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  11. #3979
    The panties were inside you all along
    — Graham [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  12. #3978
    Fuck, I'm stuck in a dick
    — Ben [2017-02-09]
    Subnautica on Bonus Stream
  13. #3977
    Don't worry guys, we can make lube out here!
    — Ben [2017-02-09]
    Subnautica on Bonus Stream
  14. #3976
    Humans need to breathe. It's an unfortunate side effect of the human condition
    — Ben [2017-02-09]
    Subnautica on Bonus Stream
  15. #3975
    I make a career out of doing really stupid voices and making dick jokes
    — Ben [2017-02-09]
    Subnautica on Bonus Stream
  16. #3974
    Take the panties off, Paul
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #3973
    Don't ever do what I do
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #3972
    I now and forever claim the title 'happy troll who makes people happy'
    — Lord_Hosk [2017-02-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #3971
    We don't normally make underwear on stream
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3970
    Leave my poor panties alone
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #3969
    Don't ruin my seams!
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #3968
    Droopage was a concern in the butt area
    — Kate [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3967
    They're not bad, just be careful of the staples
    — James, handing Kate hand-made underwear [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #3966
    My time is incredibly valuable, my panty-making time doubly so
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #3965
    Tfw you're going into work and know that stapled panties await you.
    — Kate [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry