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#3999

I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm.

— Ian [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
#3998

I kind of just want to hit someone with a motorcycle

— Ian [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
#3997

Welcome to the channel, where Ian lies all the time

— Heather [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
#3996

I'd rather have a good beard than be strong

— Adam [2017-02-11]
Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3995

'Big 'ol Brain Savidan,' that's what they call me!

— Adam [2017-02-11]
Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3994

If they're dead they can't hurt you

— Alex [2017-02-11]
Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3993

Everybody knows that Adam Savidan is allowed one mulligan--oh eff

— Adam [2017-02-11]
Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3992

I do like fat stacks of cash

— Beej [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3991

You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!

— Beej [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3990

We can't numbers

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3989

I'm gonna hit the sex number!

— Beej [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3988

I'm Magicking very hard right now

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3987

Good job chat, keep it up

— Cori [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3986

I can't calculate the value of this friendship

— Heather [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3985

My power is friendship!

— Serge [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3984

Caboose means butt

— Serge [2017-02-10]
Millennium Blades on AFK
#3983

Paul, can you blood me?

— Kathleen [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3982

Aww, the knob came off the end of my pointer

— Paul [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3981

Being an adult is anything you want it to be, as it turns out

— Alex [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3980

I want my panty biscuit!

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3979

The panties were inside you all along

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3978

Fuck, I'm stuck in a dick

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3977

Don't worry guys, we can make lube out here!

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3976

Humans need to breathe. It's an unfortunate side effect of the human condition

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3975

I make a career out of doing really stupid voices and making dick jokes

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream