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  1. #3940
    That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit
    — Beej [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #3939
    I'm loopy on lettuce
    — Ian [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #3938
    You've just gotta know your lettuce limit and stay within it
    — Kathleen [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #3937
    Do not use lettuce as a lubricant
    — Cori [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #3936
    Ease off the button there, stud!
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Crokinole on AFK
  6. #3935
    Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia
    — Ian [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  7. #3934
    I've gotta keep James off my doorstep
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  8. #3933
    Some of the things I say are different than the things I do
    — Ian [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  9. #3932
    Are you a dildo or a dildon't?
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  10. #3931
    It takes two to dildo!
    — Cori [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  11. #3930
    No one can start on Dildo
    — Cori [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  12. #3929
    Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?
    — Graham [2017-02-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3928
    I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #3927
    I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover.
    — Cameron [2017-02-02]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  15. #3926
    Those damn millennials and their super-heroin...
    — Alex [2017-02-02]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  16. #3925
    The point is: Ben does not suck.
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  17. #3924
    I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat.
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  18. #3923
    Why did you prey so upon it?
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  19. #3922
    The subocean is eternal
    — Alex [2017-02-01]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  20. #3921
    Am I loud?
    — Adam [2017-01-14]
    None on Unknown
  21. #3920
    My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce
    — Ian, to Graham [2017-01-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  22. #3919
    That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering
    — Ben [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  23. #3918
    Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt
    — Heather [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  24. #3917
    You're a small child, can I beat you up?
    — Ben, to Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
  25. #3916
    What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life
    — Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK