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  1. #4045
    We just have so much influence and I really want a crossbow!
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  2. #4044
    As he's leaving, I give him a butt pat
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  3. #4043
    I'm conspicuous in all districts!
    — Beej [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  4. #4042
    We're basically faking the bust's death
    — Graham [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  5. #4041
    Oil and Maple Syrup, basically the same thing.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  6. #4040
    The skeleton warrior halberded us so hard, we caught fire
    — Alex [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #4039
    You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right
    — Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  8. #4038
    Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!
    — Alex [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  9. #4037
    We're young and angry and we got rat babies to feed
    — Cori [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  10. #4036
    'You might die here.' 'That would be fine.'
    — Cori and Kathleen [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  11. #4035
    I will kill everything. I have to.
    — Cori [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  12. #4034
    I'm so bloody I'm on fire!
    — Ian [2017-02-20]
    Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
  13. #4033
    Better go after her fast. But first, some karaoke!
    — Ian [2017-02-20]
    Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
  14. #4032
    The snowboarding will continue until performance improves
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #4031
    Ma'am, I'm afraid you're not shredding to our satisfaction. You're going to need to shred sicker.
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #4030
    My skull-cano is halfway full of lava
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #4029
    She doesn't just 'go down'
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #4028
    Eyes on the goddamn snowboarding mother at all costs
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4027
    Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4026
    After a good fridging, it's always good to clear a level
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4025
    How many pushups would kill a human?
    — Alex [2017-02-18]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #4024
    For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  23. #4023
    Can we rule that if he doesn't hit me, he's actually giving me a kiss back?
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  24. #4022
    Let's not fight! Can I blow him a kiss as a bonus action?
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  25. #4021
    Can I ask you all to just...never talk?
    — Cori, to Ian, Ben, Paul, Beej, and Alex [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK