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#3654

The last time someone told me to put my sausage in Grindr, it didn't turn out the way I expected.

— Cameron [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3653

Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!

— Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3652

When your eyes come back, you know you're alive.

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3651

I want to be an exporter of meaty thunk, not an importer.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3650

Knock her down. Let the sausage do the rest of the work.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3649

I look like I developed Perl.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3648

I don't want to be friends with your sausage.

— Heather, to Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3647

When did you become an old man?!

— Cori, to Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3646

It's harder to sit when you're dead, Ian.

— Heather [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3645

By the face... by the butt... get right up there...

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3644

There's plenty of love bean to go around.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3643

Leave my pants alone! Hodor! Leave my pants where you found them!

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3642

I am two!

— Cameron [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3641

Now I'm touching something.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3640

Press G to brain.

— Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
Antihorror on Watch and Play
#3639

Oh no... she said the fucker...

— Alex [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus 100 on Watch and Play
#3638

Liz is better at her job than I am.

— Alex [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus for Hope Manager on Watch and Play
#3637

At various points, we all look tired.

— Graham [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus 10x10 on Watch and Play
#3636

Ashton's the same thing as Johnny.

— James [2016-11-19]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3635

Oh! I thought you were just grabbing my butt!

— Liz [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3634

I dunno what a hat is...

— Paul [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3633

I don't want to be writing checks that Tally will make my *** cash.

— Kathleen [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3632

What do you DO with 30 liters of mucus?

— Tally [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3631

We need one Ashton-based Fugi thing.

— James [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3630

Serge: tonight, you have my permission to die.

— Liz [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope