Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.
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#3940
That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit
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Beej
[2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
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#3939
I'm loopy on lettuce
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Ian
[2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
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#3938
You've just gotta know your lettuce limit and stay within it
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Kathleen
[2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
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#3937
Do not use lettuce as a lubricant
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Cori
[2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
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#3936
Ease off the button there, stud!
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Cameron
[2017-02-03]
Crokinole on AFK
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#3935
Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia
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Ian
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3934
I've gotta keep James off my doorstep
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Cameron
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3933
Some of the things I say are different than the things I do
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Ian
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3932
Are you a dildo or a dildon't?
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Cameron
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3931
It takes two to dildo!
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Cori
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3930
No one can start on Dildo
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Cori
[2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
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#3929
Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?
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Graham
[2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3928
I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person
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Cameron
[2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3927
I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover.
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Cameron
[2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
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#3926
Those damn millennials and their super-heroin...
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Alex
[2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
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#3925
The point is: Ben does not suck.
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Graham
[2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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#3924
I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat.
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Graham
[2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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#3923
Why did you prey so upon it?
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Graham
[2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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#3922
The subocean is eternal
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Alex
[2017-02-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#3921
Am I loud?
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Adam
[2017-01-14]
None on Unknown
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#3920
My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce
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Ian,
to Graham
[2017-01-28]
None on Bonus Stream
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#3919
That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering
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Ben
[2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
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#3918
Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt
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Heather
[2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
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#3917
You're a small child, can I beat you up?
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Ben,
to Paul
[2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
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#3916
What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life
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Paul
[2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK