Quotes – LRRbot

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#3964

Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3963

A fabric stapler I think could be a real thing

— Paul [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3962

It's weird that they didn't put the "staple things together" step in the instructions

— Paul, making underwear [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3961

If you can think of a better way to make underwear, I'd love to hear it

— James, using a stapler instead of a sewing machine [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3960

In the butt is just worth more.

— Cori [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3959

I still think it's worth the practise. Is that worth a bunch of points?

— Serge [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3958

We're out of tight plays.

— Graham [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3957

I think I'm good at video games.

— Graham [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3956

Aww, he's just going to die this time.

— Graham [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3955

It's like Reinhardt and Genji had a baby.

— Ben [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3954

Cori will save us

— Kathleen [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3953

Penelope, Daddy can't love you right now

— Kathleen [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3952

Feel free to interrupt me when you reach climax.

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3950

I keep saying "hmm" like it's going to solve something

— Ian [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3949

They make the best sex wax, that's why they have a son

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3948

'I could pass for 30.' '...No.'

— Beej and Cori [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3947

Let's just keep rubbing

— Beej [2017-02-06]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3946

We're going to talk to you about friendship--not that kind of friendship! Stop calling for friends!

— Heather [2017-02-06]
Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
#3945

Remember to shine up your Paul

— Heather [2017-02-06]
Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
#3944

You know who was my favourite jedi? Leslie Neilson as Qui-Gon Jinn

— Ian [2017-02-05]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3943

Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES

— Ian [2017-02-05]
Cytus on LoadingReadyLive
#3942

That show is more aspirational

— Beej, about Beej Eats the Whole Thing [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3941

Beej if you vomit up a fountain of lettuce, you can basically start a taco stand

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3940

That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit

— Beej [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3939

I'm loopy on lettuce

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive