Quotes – LRRbot

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#4193

Please never say 'Footie Fudge' again.

— Alex [2017-05-09]
STRAFE on New Day Tewsday
#4192

If you don't have agility, you can use violence.

— Dale [2017-05-05]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4191

I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?

— Cori, to Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4190

What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?

— Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4189

I haven't calibrated my mouth yet.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4188

Nothing from the bleed hole, either.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4187

Building your own cannon is, I want to stress this, not perfectly safe.

— Ian [2017-05-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4186

Mario will hang out with anyone.

— Paul [2017-05-08]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#4185

'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'

— Ben and Cameron [2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK
#4184

Do you remember how to climb a ladder? ...Which I didn't think would be an issue, but you guys are terrible at climbing ladders

— Dale [2017-05-05]
Paranoia on AFK
#4183

I do kind of feel bad beating the pants off a guy with no pants.

— Alex [2017-05-04]
NieR Automata on Talking Simulator
#4182

When you use a mushroom, it feels like you're playing the videogame again.

— Ben [2017-05-03]
Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
#4181

I just wish I had boobs

— Ben [2017-05-03]
Mario Kart 8 on Crossing the Streams
#4180

Until next time, keep your eyes on Sailor Business.

— Ian [2017-05-01]
The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
#4179

Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair.

— Beej [2017-05-01]
The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
#4178

I'm down with the love fish.

— Beej [2017-05-01]
The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
#4177

Should we have a discussion about the cultural significance of this game, because I don't think there is any?

— Ian [2017-05-01]
The Uchuu Daisensou on Matters of Import
#4176

It's like you're in a Saw movie, but more fun

— Paul [2017-05-01]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#4175

I've never been told to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig by a lady with a french accent before but I assumed I would have enjoyed it more. Maybe it's the carpet.

— Graham [2017-04-29]
Nightmare III on AFK
#4174

Chat, get out of Serge's head.

— Paul [2017-04-29]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#4173

I got chat in my head.

— Serge [2017-04-29]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#4172

I'm super fearoused by this whole thing.

— Graham [2017-04-29]
Nightmare III on AFK
#4171

Let's lrrEFF 'em!

— Ian
Red Dragon Inn on AFK
#4170

I do better when I sing stupid songs.

— Kathleen [2017-04-29]
Crokinole on AFK
#4169

For a moment I actually thought I was black.

— Ian [2017-04-29]
Crokinole on AFK