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#8692

Part of me wants to see failure.

— Heather [2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#8691

It was a really luxurious club, until we blew it up.

— Kathleen [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8690

'What's this do?' 'I don't know.' 'Great!'

— Kathleen and Jacob [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8689

When in doubt, just wet the drys.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator
#8688

We're here to make the whole place wet.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator
#8687

Oh yeah, cull those backfaces!

— Graham [2023-10-08]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#8686

Look at thunder-cheeks over here!

— Graham [2023-10-08]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#8685

How does the toilet know what time it is?

— Ian [2023-10-07]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8684

It's like a little Dig Dug for your backside!

— Ian [2023-10-07]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8683

I gambled on pig and lost.

— Alex [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8682

Oh, the geode is like a geode!

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8681

I will be as bad at video games as necessary to keep everyone entertained.

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8680

I wonder how Hole is doing.

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8679

I think I've already committed enough crimes against Graham.

— Cori [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8678

I hate this game.

— James, about Minecraft [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8677

I need to avoid the Cori Hole.

— James [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8676

Uh oh. Not a gamer. Not a gamer. Actively not gaming.

— James [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8675

Yes, I'm wearing pants. Both in-game and in real life.

— James [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8674

Stop, drop, and eat potato.

— Alex [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8673

If Cori wants to add more melon floor tomorrow, Cori's free to add more melon floor.

— Graham [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8672

I will listen to you, so don't do these things. I will just do that.

— Graham, to chat [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8671

Bring it. I will spam sword at you so hard.

— Graham [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8670

Did you know bones are magic? Each and every one of you has magic inside of you.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8669

Ooh, breathing! Everyone loves to breathe.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8668

I will not die today. Not to baby.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator