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#3627

My dad is older than me, thank God.

— Beej [2016-11-18]
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#3626

We're selling the company?! FOR $385 DOLLARS?!?!

— Alex [2016-11-18]
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#3625

Did you know a Kuerig can bleed?

— Alex [2016-11-17]
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#3624

I'm gonna eat my face! Mmmmm!

— Liz [2016-11-17]
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#3623

I miss the darkness!

— Liz, of Kathleen [2016-11-17]
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#3622

The Chinese script licks.

— Ian [2016-11-17]
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#3621

That worked so well! I should threaten people more often!

— Kathleen [2016-11-17]
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#3620

I had to pollinate the banner!

— Tally [2016-11-17]
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#3619

I was having too much fun menacing people!

— Kathleen [2016-11-17]
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#3618

Temporary vibrators?

— Pika [2016-11-17]
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#3617

How do you Internet?

— Mikey Neumann [2016-11-16]
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#3616

A. U. R. A. L. You filthy people!

— Graham [2016-11-15]
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#3615

I'm just a question... with legs.

— Jerry [2016-11-15]
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#3614

I'm just delicious!

— Jerry [2016-11-15]
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#3613

I ate too much blaze.

— Graham [2016-11-14]
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#3612

Let me unzip my lion.

— Ashley [2016-11-14]
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#3611

Beej, stop being bad at imaginary hopscotch.

— Heather [2016-11-14]
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#3610

Do you want to blow up a taxi?

— Alex, to Beej [2016-11-14]
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#3609

Johnny unplugged the universe.

— Cameron [2016-11-13]
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#3608

I'm still wet on the outside.

— Ben [2016-11-13]
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#3607

I'm the last Beej.

— Cori [2016-11-13]
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#3606

I turned down the sex, but turned up the cliches.

— Kathleen [2016-11-13]
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#3605

Who among us has not totalled a car?

— Graham [2016-11-12]
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#3604

I'll just sit back here and unzip.

— Graham [2016-11-12]
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#3603

Do placentas glitter?!

— Tally [2016-11-12]
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