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  1. #4025
    How many pushups would kill a human?
    — Alex [2017-02-18]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #4024
    For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  3. #4023
    Can we rule that if he doesn't hit me, he's actually giving me a kiss back?
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  4. #4022
    Let's not fight! Can I blow him a kiss as a bonus action?
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  5. #4021
    Can I ask you all to just...never talk?
    — Cori, to Ian, Ben, Paul, Beej, and Alex [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  6. #4020
    Does anyone need me to rub them a little?
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  7. #4019
    I'm a healer?! Dammit!
    — Ben [2017-02-17]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  8. #4018
    The Internet just stopped.
    — James [2017-02-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  9. #4017
    We're already out of tight plays, as you may have seen.
    — Graham [2017-02-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  10. #4016
    He's in the save room! We can't go in there, there's a tape recorder!
    — Ben [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  11. #4015
    We can't shoot our friends' corpses? What's the point?
    — Ben [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  12. #4014
    Out of the frying pan and into the bigger frying pan that's filled with napalm!
    — Alex [2017-02-15]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  13. #4013
    My mom spent a lot of time hidden behind a drawn curtain
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Hidden my game by mom on Matters of Import
  14. #4012
    That's a lot more thumb than I think most people like
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  15. #4011
    Yes, Beej, tickle my phone.
    — Ian [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  16. #4010
    I don't have fizzy urine, I don't drink enough carbonated water
    — Beej [2017-02-13]
    Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
  17. #4009
    Language! I understand some of it
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #4008
    They need to invent a reversible needle that's pokey on both--wait no that's a terrible idea
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4007
    Don't panic, James. The panties can tell when you're panicking. They can sense it.
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4006
    It's super weft. It's crazy weft, actually. It's kinda crazy how weft it is
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4005
    Pins are literally just needles that haven't been fashioned into needles
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #4004
    I'm not familiar with the world of panty elastics
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4003
    I play my rhythm games like this guy dances: for the fun of it
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #4002
    No! Continue the party! We paid 20 bucks!
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #4001
    Thank you for helping me talk to people.
    — Ian, to Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe