Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4025

How many pushups would kill a human?

— Alex [2017-02-18]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4024

For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4023

Can we rule that if he doesn't hit me, he's actually giving me a kiss back?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4022

Let's not fight! Can I blow him a kiss as a bonus action?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4021

Can I ask you all to just...never talk?

— Cori, to Ian, Ben, Paul, Beej, and Alex [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4020

Does anyone need me to rub them a little?

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4019

I'm a healer?! Dammit!

— Ben [2017-02-17]
HeroQuest on AFK
#4018

The Internet just stopped.

— James [2017-02-16]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#4017

We're already out of tight plays, as you may have seen.

— Graham [2017-02-16]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#4016

He's in the save room! We can't go in there, there's a tape recorder!

— Ben [2017-02-15]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#4015

We can't shoot our friends' corpses? What's the point?

— Ben [2017-02-15]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#4014

Out of the frying pan and into the bigger frying pan that's filled with napalm!

— Alex [2017-02-15]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#4013

My mom spent a lot of time hidden behind a drawn curtain

— Ian [2017-02-13]
Hidden my game by mom on Matters of Import
#4012

That's a lot more thumb than I think most people like

— Ian [2017-02-13]
Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
#4011

Yes, Beej, tickle my phone.

— Ian [2017-02-13]
Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
#4010

I don't have fizzy urine, I don't drink enough carbonated water

— Beej [2017-02-13]
Progress to 100 on Matters of Import
#4009

Language! I understand some of it

— Heather [2017-02-12]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4008

They need to invent a reversible needle that's pokey on both--wait no that's a terrible idea

— Paul [2017-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4007

Don't panic, James. The panties can tell when you're panicking. They can sense it.

— Paul [2017-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4006

It's super weft. It's crazy weft, actually. It's kinda crazy how weft it is

— James [2017-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4005

Pins are literally just needles that haven't been fashioned into needles

— James [2017-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4004

I'm not familiar with the world of panty elastics

— Paul [2017-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4003

I play my rhythm games like this guy dances: for the fun of it

— Heather [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
#4002

No! Continue the party! We paid 20 bucks!

— Ian [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
#4001

Thank you for helping me talk to people.

— Ian, to Heather [2017-02-12]
Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe