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  1. #4006
    It's super weft. It's crazy weft, actually. It's kinda crazy how weft it is
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #4005
    Pins are literally just needles that haven't been fashioned into needles
    — James [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4004
    I'm not familiar with the world of panty elastics
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4003
    I play my rhythm games like this guy dances: for the fun of it
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4002
    No! Continue the party! We paid 20 bucks!
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4001
    Thank you for helping me talk to people.
    — Ian, to Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 0 on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #4000
    I beat up enough people that we can sing for at least another hour
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #3999
    I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm.
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #3998
    I kind of just want to hit someone with a motorcycle
    — Ian [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #3997
    Welcome to the channel, where Ian lies all the time
    — Heather [2017-02-12]
    Yakuza 4 on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #3996
    I'd rather have a good beard than be strong
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #3995
    'Big 'ol Brain Savidan,' that's what they call me!
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #3994
    If they're dead they can't hurt you
    — Alex [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #3993
    Everybody knows that Adam Savidan is allowed one mulligan--oh eff
    — Adam [2017-02-11]
    Nioh on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #3992
    I do like fat stacks of cash
    — Beej [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  16. #3991
    You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!
    — Beej [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  17. #3990
    We can't numbers
    — Cori [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  18. #3989
    I'm gonna hit the sex number!
    — Beej [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  19. #3988
    I'm Magicking very hard right now
    — Cori [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  20. #3987
    Good job chat, keep it up
    — Cori [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  21. #3986
    I can't calculate the value of this friendship
    — Heather [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  22. #3985
    My power is friendship!
    — Serge [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  23. #3984
    Caboose means butt
    — Serge [2017-02-10]
    Millennium Blades on AFK
  24. #3983
    Paul, can you blood me?
    — Kathleen [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  25. #3982
    Aww, the knob came off the end of my pointer
    — Paul [2017-02-10]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot