Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3887

Turns out those people have money too. They wanna buy video games. Market to them.

— Alex, of women and people of all ages [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3886

So in conclusion: penis penis penis penis penis

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3885

I want a Roomba for companionship.

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3884

I'll fix my face

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3883

I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3882

I wanted to be an inventist.

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3881

We're gonna A you right in the Q

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3880

Twitch chat's the best, man.

— Adam [2017-01-21]
The Last of Us on AFK
#3879

Don't worry, we're not live yet

— Serge [2017-01-20]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3878

What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?

— eatenbyagrue1988 [2017-01-20]
None on Unknown
#3877

It doesn't work that way, which I should have confirmed before I spoke out loud.

— Graham [2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3876

Taste it?

— Graham [2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3875

Why don't we have a murder knife?

— Beej [2017-01-16]
None on Unknown
#3874

My new catchphrase while exiting a stream is...um...poop poop mcbutt poop!

— James [2017-01-17]
Subnautica on New Day Tewsday
#3873

Why would I need storage when I have Stuff Hole?

— James [2017-01-17]
Astroneer on New Day Tewsday
#3872

Molly Lewis, Fire Nation of LoadingReadyRun

— Ian [2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#3871

I feel like I've broken a couple of LRR streams in the time I've been here

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#3870

Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo

— Molly Lewis, to Ian [2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#3869

I fear dilly bar

— Ian [2017-01-15]
Elite Beat Agents on Rhythm Cafe
#3868

We ate no cake, which is unfortunate

— Ian [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3867

This is a garbage game for garbage children

— Molly Lewis, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3866

What I like about this game is that it takes an already awkward game and makes it even worse

— Ian, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3865

Well I guess we're living together because we certainly can't go home now

— Ian, to Beej [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3864

I actually don't know anything about ugly children because my child is perfect and beautiful

— Kathleen [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3863

That's how I've always felt about Tingle. I get it, man, you're into fairies. You do you.

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs