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  1. #3931
    It takes two to dildo!
    — Cori [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  2. #3930
    No one can start on Dildo
    — Cori [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  3. #3929
    Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?
    — Graham [2017-02-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3928
    I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3927
    I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover.
    — Cameron [2017-02-02]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  6. #3926
    Those damn millennials and their super-heroin...
    — Alex [2017-02-02]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  7. #3925
    The point is: Ben does not suck.
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  8. #3924
    I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat.
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  9. #3923
    Why did you prey so upon it?
    — Graham [2017-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  10. #3922
    The subocean is eternal
    — Alex [2017-02-01]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #3921
    Am I loud?
    — Adam [2017-01-14]
    None on Unknown
  12. #3920
    My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce
    — Ian, to Graham [2017-01-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  13. #3919
    That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering
    — Ben [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  14. #3918
    Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt
    — Heather [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  15. #3917
    You're a small child, can I beat you up?
    — Ben, to Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
  16. #3916
    What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life
    — Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
  17. #3915
    I heard there would be TexMechs, and there weren't any robots, just burritos?
    — Cameron [2017-01-26]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  18. #3914
    You are watching this, probably, on the Internet.
    — Ben [2017-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #3913
    u r not butts.
    — Ben, about chat [2017-01-25]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3912
    Don't mess with Shrek and a gun.
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3911
    I'm trying my best to be pretty!
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3910
    No, Snorlax, give me my soul!
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3909
    Are we filled with candy? Are we actually pinatas?
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3908
    Didn't you know, ghosts can't jetpack. Everyone knows that.
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3907
    I was following Heather because she was wearing a hat!
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams