Quotes – LRRbot

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#3897

Always exhale.

— Ian [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3896

I'm not in charge of your mouth

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3895

I'm voting for blood

— Cori [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3894

I don't have calloused fingers, I've just burned all the nerves off

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3893

Garlic is flavour, garlic is life.

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3892

Why do you listen to me? I give you terrible advice

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#3891

I'll remember you as you were: awake

— Graham, to Kathleen [2017-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3890

You're going to make me look really bad, as opposed to just bad

— Ian, to Heather [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3889

Mortal Kombat goes with anything!

— Ian [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3888

I've played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, I know how to defuse a bomb

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3887

Turns out those people have money too. They wanna buy video games. Market to them.

— Alex, of women and people of all ages [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3886

So in conclusion: penis penis penis penis penis

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3885

I want a Roomba for companionship.

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3884

I'll fix my face

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3883

I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3882

I wanted to be an inventist.

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3881

We're gonna A you right in the Q

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3880

Twitch chat's the best, man.

— Adam [2017-01-21]
The Last of Us on AFK
#3879

Don't worry, we're not live yet

— Serge [2017-01-20]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3878

What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?

— eatenbyagrue1988 [2017-01-20]
None on Unknown
#3877

It doesn't work that way, which I should have confirmed before I spoke out loud.

— Graham [2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3876

Taste it?

— Graham [2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3875

Why don't we have a murder knife?

— Beej [2017-01-16]
None on Unknown
#3874

My new catchphrase while exiting a stream is...um...poop poop mcbutt poop!

— James [2017-01-17]
Subnautica on New Day Tewsday
#3873

Why would I need storage when I have Stuff Hole?

— James [2017-01-17]
Astroneer on New Day Tewsday