Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3906

'Stop being my friend!' 'Heather I can never stop being your friend.'

— Heather and Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3905

I think I died but I can't tell

— Heather [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3903

I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass.

— Alex [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3902

Centipedes give me the centi-skeeves

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3901

Come back here and let me bleed on you!

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3900

Ow! Right in the -- whatever part of me that was

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3899

I can't door, could you door?

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3898

Look, dummies! That's never not weird.

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3897

Always exhale.

— Ian [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3896

I'm not in charge of your mouth

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3895

I'm voting for blood

— Cori [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3894

I don't have calloused fingers, I've just burned all the nerves off

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3893

Garlic is flavour, garlic is life.

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3892

Why do you listen to me? I give you terrible advice

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#3891

I'll remember you as you were: awake

— Graham, to Kathleen [2017-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3890

You're going to make me look really bad, as opposed to just bad

— Ian, to Heather [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3889

Mortal Kombat goes with anything!

— Ian [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3888

I've played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, I know how to defuse a bomb

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3887

Turns out those people have money too. They wanna buy video games. Market to them.

— Alex, of women and people of all ages [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3886

So in conclusion: penis penis penis penis penis

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3885

I want a Roomba for companionship.

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3884

I'll fix my face

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3883

I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3882

I wanted to be an inventist.

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3881

We're gonna A you right in the Q

— Alex [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive