Quotes – LRRbot

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#4081

How does John Cena shave?

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4080

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the sausage room.

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4079

'I tried to save you!' 'I know. That's why I died.'

— Beej and Cameron [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4078

Join us in the sausage!

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4077

I like this game because you can kill yourself and most people will assume you're just bad at it

— Cameron, of Gangbeasts [2017-03-01]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#4076

Hi, I'm Rave Daddy and I'm here to fight!

— Ben
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4075

The suck was so strong!

— Beej [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4074

I'm gonna go to my own slippery place

— Ian [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4073

Come on, robo bunny, get your *** in here

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#4072

I can't control my nuts.

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#4071

I'm shootin' my little tiny love pellets

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#4070

I owe everyone Ice Cream.

— James [2017-03-01]
We Need to Go Deeper on Crossing the Streams
#4069

Be like me! I was in love with a gym leader from Pokémon.

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Detention on Let's NOPE
#4068

Alex sack up and cut your best friend's throat!

— Ben [2017-03-01]
Detention on Let's NOPE
#4067

When I hang out with you, anything happens!

— James, to Adam [2017-02-28]
Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
#4066

My life's gonna end with a question mark

— James [2017-02-28]
Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
#4065

Now I can headdesk with protection

— James [2017-02-28]
Horizon Zero Dawn on New Day Tewsday
#4064

There's no evidence that Richter Hammockslam isn't a Time Lord.

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4063

So here's something interesting, I say optimistically.

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4062

Establish a safeword before you stream with your friends.

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4061

Don't do what Donny Ian didn't

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4060

I've successfully fixed a thing!

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4059

I imagine you leave foreceps inside patients all the time in surgeries

— Cameron [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4058

I'm amazing! I'm humble!

— Ian [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4057

When doctors deliver babies, they don't get to keep them

— Beej [2017-02-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry