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  1. #4151
    Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?
    — Kathleen [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  2. #4150
    Why is everything toilets forever?
    — Cameron [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  3. #4149
    It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue.
    — Graham [2017-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  4. #4147
    We could do an hour-long dick show
    — James [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #4146
    We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial.
    — Cameron [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #4145
    I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls
    — Paul [2017-04-11]
    Shovel Knight on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4144
    This isn't going to be a "let's try", it's a "let's succeed" because I'm here.
    — Kathleen [2017-04-10]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #4143
    You can't tell me what to do with my hammer!
    — Ian, to Cori [2017-04-09]
    Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #4142
    I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it
    — Ian [2017-04-09]
    Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #4141
    I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles.
    — Adam [2017-04-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4140
    I want to know, like... why?
    — Adam, of Cho Aniki [2017-04-03]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  12. #4139
    I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.
    — Adam [2017-04-03]
    BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  13. #4138
    I think you just have to be more successful.
    — Beej [2017-04-03]
    BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  14. #4137
    Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.
    — Paul [2017-04-01]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #4136
    Muscles are easily confused!
    — Paul [2017-04-01]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #4135
    You fell for my trap card: actual good cards.
    — Serge [2017-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  17. #4134
    If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it.
    — Alex [2017-03-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  18. #4133
    Race me, Alex! Race me around the time-space continuum!
    — Graham [2017-03-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #4132
    Oh chat, you're always right!
    — James [2017-03-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  20. #4131
    They think we're weird.
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
  21. #4130
    Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area.
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
  22. #4129
    My tongue is limber and wet!
    — Kathleen [2017-03-27]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #4128
    This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine.
    — Adam [2017-03-25]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #4127
    I love it when they scream like that.
    — Leelee [2017-03-25]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on AFK
  25. #4126
    I'm worried about you stealing my junk
    — Serge [2017-03-24]
    Arcadia Quest on AFK