Quotes – LRRbot

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#4140

I want to know, like... why?

— Adam, of Cho Aniki [2017-04-03]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#4139

I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.

— Adam [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4138

I think you just have to be more successful.

— Beej [2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#4137

Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.

— Paul [2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4136

Muscles are easily confused!

— Paul [2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4135

You fell for my trap card: actual good cards.

— Serge [2017-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#4134

If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it.

— Alex [2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4133

Race me, Alex! Race me around the time-space continuum!

— Graham [2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4132

Oh chat, you're always right!

— James [2017-03-28]
None on Bonus Stream
#4131

They think we're weird.

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
#4130

Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area.

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
#4129

My tongue is limber and wet!

— Kathleen [2017-03-27]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4128

This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine.

— Adam [2017-03-25]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4127

I love it when they scream like that.

— Leelee [2017-03-25]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on AFK
#4126

I'm worried about you stealing my junk

— Serge [2017-03-24]
Arcadia Quest on AFK
#4125

There are no fire departments that can help in lava.

— Ian [2017-03-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#4124

We're supposed to want to finish the game.

— Cameron [2017-03-23]
Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
#4123

Oh, the alien with all the tits.

— Alex, understanding Duke Nukem Forever [2017-03-23]
Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
#4122

I hope you get underwear again

— Cori [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4121

I would say that I tried to catch you, but I didn't.

— Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4120

'What did we learn about...anything?' 'Nothing!'

— Cori and Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4119

Let that be a lesson to you: never try

— Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4118

I can see it now, that means it's always going to be here

— Cori [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4117

More science!

— Cameron [2017-03-21]
Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
#4116

Why am I so amazing?

— Cameron [2017-03-21]
Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday