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  1. #3956
    Aww, he's just going to die this time.
    — Graham [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  2. #3955
    It's like Reinhardt and Genji had a baby.
    — Ben [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  3. #3954
    Cori will save us
    — Kathleen [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  4. #3953
    Penelope, Daddy can't love you right now
    — Kathleen [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  5. #3952
    Feel free to interrupt me when you reach climax.
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3950
    I keep saying "hmm" like it's going to solve something
    — Ian [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3949
    They make the best sex wax, that's why they have a son
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3948
    'I could pass for 30.' '...No.'
    — Beej and Cori [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3947
    Let's just keep rubbing
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3946
    We're going to talk to you about friendship--not that kind of friendship! Stop calling for friends!
    — Heather [2017-02-06]
    Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
  11. #3945
    Remember to shine up your Paul
    — Heather [2017-02-06]
    Pokémon Sun/Moon on Bonus Stream
  12. #3944
    You know who was my favourite jedi? Leslie Neilson as Qui-Gon Jinn
    — Ian [2017-02-05]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #3943
    Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES
    — Ian [2017-02-05]
    Cytus on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #3942
    That show is more aspirational
    — Beej, about Beej Eats the Whole Thing [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #3941
    Beej if you vomit up a fountain of lettuce, you can basically start a taco stand
    — Ian [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #3940
    That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit
    — Beej [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #3939
    I'm loopy on lettuce
    — Ian [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #3938
    You've just gotta know your lettuce limit and stay within it
    — Kathleen [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #3937
    Do not use lettuce as a lubricant
    — Cori [2017-02-04]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #3936
    Ease off the button there, stud!
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Crokinole on AFK
  21. #3935
    Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia
    — Ian [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  22. #3934
    I've gotta keep James off my doorstep
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  23. #3933
    Some of the things I say are different than the things I do
    — Ian [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  24. #3932
    Are you a dildo or a dildon't?
    — Cameron [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK
  25. #3931
    It takes two to dildo!
    — Cori [2017-02-03]
    Risk on AFK