Quotes – LRRbot

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#3836

I like my heart to beat

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-11]
Herbie at the Olympics on Watch and Play
#3835

Why do I have green blood?!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Survival Arts on Watch and Play
#3834

Why is Boneathan keeping time?

— Graham [2017-01-11]
Survival Arts on Watch and Play
#3833

This game is full of demons! This game is ungodly!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
#3832

Why did my answer explode?!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
#3831

I need an old PacMan and a young PacMan!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
#3830

Pretzels are a fruit!

— Graham [2017-01-11]
Pit Fighter on Watch and Play
#3829

It's like she sweded what the inside of a duck vagina looks like.

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3828

It'll get softer the more I cram it full of things

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3827

You don't have a mallet in your hand, I'm not afraid of you!

— Molly Lewis, to Ben [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3826

When in Rome, punch as the Romans punch

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3825

Frames are kind of like safety goggles

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3824

I want a solid and liquid animal please

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3823

Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3822

I wanna Mukbang on some Laffy Taffy

— Ian [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3821

After that initial kind of punch, it's like, what is going on with my face?

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3820

It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3819

Then I fell down a rabbit hole of leather

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3818

When it is on the floor, it is easy to access! Why don't we just put everything there?

— Paul [2017-01-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3817

I want this kid's piss!

— Adam [2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3815

Look how f***in' shiny I am!

— Adam [2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3814

I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair.

— Kathleen [2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#3813

Math don't even real

— Cameron [2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#3812

Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter

— Adam [2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#3811

I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks.

— Cameron [2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown