Quotes – LRRbot

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#4127

I love it when they scream like that.

— Leelee [2017-03-25]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on AFK
#4126

I'm worried about you stealing my junk

— Serge [2017-03-24]
Arcadia Quest on AFK
#4125

There are no fire departments that can help in lava.

— Ian [2017-03-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#4124

We're supposed to want to finish the game.

— Cameron [2017-03-23]
Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
#4123

Oh, the alien with all the tits.

— Alex, understanding Duke Nukem Forever [2017-03-23]
Duke Nukem Forever on Talking Simulator
#4122

I hope you get underwear again

— Cori [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4121

I would say that I tried to catch you, but I didn't.

— Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4120

'What did we learn about...anything?' 'Nothing!'

— Cori and Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4119

Let that be a lesson to you: never try

— Paul [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4118

I can see it now, that means it's always going to be here

— Cori [2017-03-22]
Shift happens on Crossing the Streams
#4117

More science!

— Cameron [2017-03-21]
Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
#4116

Why am I so amazing?

— Cameron [2017-03-21]
Mass Effect: Andromeda on New Day Tewsday
#4115

Spiders: not even once.

— Ian [2017-03-19]
HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
#4114

I just killed a man! ...Again.

— Ian [2017-03-19]
HarmoKnight on Rhythm Cafe
#4113

I don't want you to say anything, go away!

— Cori, to Beej [2017-03-18]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4112

Why? Anus Shoot

— Graham [2017-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4111

I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff

— isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4110

Please don't suck on the 10 TB hard drive

— Graham [2017-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4109

No one wants Ian...

— Ian [2017-03-15]
1, 2, Switch on Crossing the Streams
#4108

I don't think Ian was ever a child.

— Heather [2017-03-15]
Wacky Wheels on Crossing the Streams
#4107

Let's pretend that it's 1998 again.

— Ian [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4106

Lead is the salt of the sea.

— Heather [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4105

James only inflicts emotional wounds.

— Paul [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4104

They don't make grab-bags of underwear.

— Heather [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4103

It turns out, seeing your own eyes is hard.

— Paul [2017-03-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry