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  1. #3880
    Twitch chat's the best, man.
    — Adam [2017-01-21]
    The Last of Us on AFK
  2. #3879
    Don't worry, we're not live yet
    — Serge [2017-01-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  3. #3878
    What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?
    — eatenbyagrue1988 [2017-01-20]
    None on Unknown
  4. #3877
    It doesn't work that way, which I should have confirmed before I spoke out loud.
    — Graham [2017-01-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  5. #3876
    Taste it?
    — Graham [2017-01-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  6. #3875
    Why don't we have a murder knife?
    — Beej [2017-01-16]
    None on Unknown
  7. #3874
    My new catchphrase while exiting a stream is...um...poop poop mcbutt poop!
    — James [2017-01-17]
    Subnautica on New Day Tewsday
  8. #3873
    Why would I need storage when I have Stuff Hole?
    — James [2017-01-17]
    Astroneer on New Day Tewsday
  9. #3872
    Molly Lewis, Fire Nation of LoadingReadyRun
    — Ian [2017-01-15]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #3871
    I feel like I've broken a couple of LRR streams in the time I've been here
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-15]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #3870
    Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo
    — Molly Lewis, to Ian [2017-01-15]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #3869
    I fear dilly bar
    — Ian [2017-01-15]
    Elite Beat Agents on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #3868
    We ate no cake, which is unfortunate
    — Ian [2017-01-15]
    Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #3867
    This is a garbage game for garbage children
    — Molly Lewis, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
    Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #3866
    What I like about this game is that it takes an already awkward game and makes it even worse
    — Ian, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
    Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #3865
    Well I guess we're living together because we certainly can't go home now
    — Ian, to Beej [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #3864
    I actually don't know anything about ugly children because my child is perfect and beautiful
    — Kathleen [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #3863
    That's how I've always felt about Tingle. I get it, man, you're into fairies. You do you.
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #3862
    His whole outfit speaks of his Tingle-ness
    — Kathleen, of Tingle [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #3861
    It's basically a boobsock for his ears.
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #3860
    How expired is expired?
    — Beej [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #3859
    That's like apple ass!
    — Beej [2017-01-14]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #3858
    Choke him with a brick!
    — Adam [2017-01-14]
    The Last of Us on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #3857
    Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine
    — Molly Lewis, of Crokinole [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  25. #3856
    I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people.
    — Graham [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK