Quotes – LRRbot

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#3772

I don't even mind him calling me 'Dirtbag.' It's the inflection!

— Graham [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3771

I'm looking for a 10-inch pianist!

— Alex [2016-12-22]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
#3770

I have my lines through this course plotted out pretty precisely. You go straight forward you hit the first gate, and then directly up Matt's ass.

— MrPhlip [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3769

I dropped my pants.

— Graham [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3768

James never gon' give it to ya.

— Ian [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3767

I don't have pants that work.

— Graham [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3766

Don't investigate weird noises! Hasn't Scooby-Doo taught you anything?

— Ben [2016-12-21]
Haunting Ground on Let's NOPE
#3765

Urinary mods...

— Ian [2016-12-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3764

Look, if it goes both ways, you can take it both ways.

— Ian [2016-12-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3763

It's time to get sticky! Do you want to get sticky?

— Ian, to Bengineering [2016-12-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3762

If you have to force it, you're probably doing it wrong.

— Ian [2016-12-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3761

I don't want to say "tits", I'll just say "bustular region".

— Kathleen [2016-12-19]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#3760

I was really happy with senpai's butt parts.

— Beej [2016-12-16]
Mangaka on AFK
#3759

How do I make someone wink when their eye is open?

— Beej [2016-12-16]
Mangaka on AFK
#3758

Just Gundam out...

— Cameron [2016-12-16]
Mangaka on AFK
#3757

We KNOW who you are...

— Paul, to Beej [2016-12-16]
Mangaka on AFK
#3756

Do lines of speed!

— Cameron [2016-12-16]
Mangaka on AFK
#3755

Just get your forehead into it.

— Cameron [2016-12-15]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
#3754

I need more clothes...

— Cameron [2016-12-15]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
#3753

People... I know what those are.

— Cameron [2016-12-15]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
#3752

The ear is a window into the soul and I would deeply appreciate it if the view out of my soul was not a sphincter.

— Blargant [2016-12-15]
None on Unknown
#3751

Sorry, you stepped in the way of my bullets.

— Alex [2016-12-14]
Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
#3750

I got a tactical skull!

— Paul [2016-12-14]
Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
#3749

Don't worry, I will heal you! With bullets.

— Paul [2016-12-14]
Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
#3748

I'm going to leave friendly fire turned off, on account of fuckthat.

— Graham [2016-12-14]
Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams