Eating your armor doesn't help you.
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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3880
Twitch chat's the best, man.
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Adam
[2017-01-21]
The Last of Us on AFK
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#3879
Don't worry, we're not live yet
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Serge
[2017-01-20]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3878
What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?
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eatenbyagrue1988
[2017-01-20]
None on Unknown
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#3877
It doesn't work that way, which I should have confirmed before I spoke out loud.
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Graham
[2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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#3876
Taste it?
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Graham
[2017-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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#3875
Why don't we have a murder knife?
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Beej
[2017-01-16]
None on Unknown
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#3874
My new catchphrase while exiting a stream is...um...poop poop mcbutt poop!
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James
[2017-01-17]
Subnautica on New Day Tewsday
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#3873
Why would I need storage when I have Stuff Hole?
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James
[2017-01-17]
Astroneer on New Day Tewsday
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#3872
Molly Lewis, Fire Nation of LoadingReadyRun
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Ian
[2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
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#3871
I feel like I've broken a couple of LRR streams in the time I've been here
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
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#3870
Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo
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Molly Lewis,
to Ian
[2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
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#3869
I fear dilly bar
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Ian
[2017-01-15]
Elite Beat Agents on Rhythm Cafe
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#3868
We ate no cake, which is unfortunate
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Ian
[2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
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#3867
This is a garbage game for garbage children
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Molly Lewis,
of Clapper
[2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
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#3866
What I like about this game is that it takes an already awkward game and makes it even worse
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Ian,
of Clapper
[2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
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#3865
Well I guess we're living together because we certainly can't go home now
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Ian,
to Beej
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3864
I actually don't know anything about ugly children because my child is perfect and beautiful
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Kathleen
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3863
That's how I've always felt about Tingle. I get it, man, you're into fairies. You do you.
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3862
His whole outfit speaks of his Tingle-ness
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Kathleen,
of Tingle
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3861
It's basically a boobsock for his ears.
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3860
How expired is expired?
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Beej
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3859
That's like apple ass!
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Beej
[2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3858
Choke him with a brick!
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Adam
[2017-01-14]
The Last of Us on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3857
Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine
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Molly Lewis,
of Crokinole
[2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
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#3856
I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people.
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Graham
[2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK