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  1. #3855
    We're on a... crokin-roll.
    — Ian [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  2. #3854
    Be gentle with those rough balls
    — Beej [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  3. #3853
    Unbone this zone!
    — Ian [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  4. #3852
    Cori taught me how to hate.
    — Graham [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  5. #3850
    Just have a second beer, then it stops hurting.
    — Cameron [2017-01-13]
    Crokinole on AFK
  6. #3849
    Graham, I'm going to put your phone in your butt.
    — Molly [2017-01-13]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  7. #3848
    Not you, senpai hasn't noticed you yet
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-12]
    L.A. Noire on Talking Simulator
  8. #3847
    The lasers went through the cops!
    — Ben [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3846
    I contain multitudes...of bullets
    — Ian [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3845
    Don't bring a laser to a car fight!
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3844
    Hornliness is next to godliness
    — Ben [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3843
    I wish you got points for desecrating graves
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3842
    I am sick of video games underfunding our police
    — Ian [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3841
    I couldn't doughnut fast enough!
    — Ben [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3840
    I just did a doughnut and made two cops crash into each other and I think I deserve some recognition
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
    PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3839
    Michael, you can't just turn into a lrrEFF ing jetplane like it's nothing!
    — Graham [2017-01-11]
    Michael Jacksons Moonwalker on Watch and Play
  17. #3838
    Put your thing away, you weird robot!
    — Graham [2017-01-11]
    Michael Jacksons Moonwalker on Watch and Play
  18. #3837
    You can't cat noises anymore
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-11]
    Tattoo Assassins on Watch and Play
  19. #3836
    I like my heart to beat
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-11]
    Herbie at the Olympics on Watch and Play
  20. #3835
    Why do I have green blood?!
    — Alex [2017-01-11]
    Survival Arts on Watch and Play
  21. #3834
    Why is Boneathan keeping time?
    — Graham [2017-01-11]
    Survival Arts on Watch and Play
  22. #3833
    This game is full of demons! This game is ungodly!
    — Alex [2017-01-11]
    Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
  23. #3832
    Why did my answer explode?!
    — Alex [2017-01-11]
    Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
  24. #3831
    I need an old PacMan and a young PacMan!
    — Alex [2017-01-11]
    Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play
  25. #3830
    Pretzels are a fruit!
    — Graham [2017-01-11]
    Pit Fighter on Watch and Play

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