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#3747

This is a different Hell than I saw!

— Graham [2016-12-14]
Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
#3746

I was distracted by chat and talking about centaur jubblies.

— Graham [2016-12-14]
Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
#3745

I don't know that I WANT my piss rated by a pilgrim.

— Alex [2016-12-14]
Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
#3744

Why do I get more piss when I pick up skulls?

— Alex [2016-12-14]
Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
#3743

I would love to buy piss soda.

— Alex [2016-12-14]
Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
#3742

I have never wanted to marry my shower before.

— Alex [2016-12-14]
Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
#3741

Get in my pants hat!

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3740

You do not want to get in my butt-sack, Cori?

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3739

It's true! My @$$ is out there!

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3738

Your face is running out of durability.

— Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3737

Do not grill the subs!

— Ian, to Cori [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3736

Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?

— Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3735

My pants are critical.

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3734

Well... my trucker hat exploded...

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3733

I was not ready for this - YES I AM SO READY FOR THIS

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3732

That's the weirdest pole-dance I've ever received.

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3731

Sir, can you keep that in my face when you stand up?

— Ian [2016-12-13]
Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
#3730

My shinbones went through my face. But other than that, totally fine.

— Paul [2016-12-13]
The Last Guardian on Bonus Stream
#3729

If I die, ain't nobody gonna give you headpats

— Paul [2016-12-13]
The Last Guardian on Bonus Stream
#3728

Every time you touch it, it gets smaller...

— Cori [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3727

Now that you mention it, an accidental lobotomy seems like the thing that could just happen.

— Cameron [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3726

Lead! Lead is in the lead!

— Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3725

Thanks for doing it in my face...

— Graham, to Ian [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3724

Twerk the focus.

— Ian [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3723

You were thinking it where Chat could see you.

— Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-12]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry