Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4152
Throw it further away.
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Cameron
[2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#4151
Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?
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Kathleen
[2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#4150
Why is everything toilets forever?
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Cameron
[2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#4149
It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue.
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Graham
[2017-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Amonkhet Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#4147
We could do an hour-long dick show
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James
[2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4146
We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial.
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Cameron
[2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4145
I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls
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Paul
[2017-04-11]
Shovel Knight on New Day Tewsday
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#4144
This isn't going to be a "let's try", it's a "let's succeed" because I'm here.
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Kathleen
[2017-04-10]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4143
You can't tell me what to do with my hammer!
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Ian,
to Cori
[2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
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#4142
I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it
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Ian
[2017-04-09]
Arcaea on Rhythm Cafe
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#4141
I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles.
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Adam
[2017-04-06]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4140
I want to know, like... why?
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Adam,
of Cho Aniki
[2017-04-03]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
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#4139
I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown.
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Adam
[2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
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#4138
I think you just have to be more successful.
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Beej
[2017-04-03]
BCV: Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
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#4137
Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God.
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Paul
[2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4136
Muscles are easily confused!
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Paul
[2017-04-01]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4135
You fell for my trap card: actual good cards.
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Serge
[2017-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
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#4134
If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it.
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Alex
[2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4133
Race me, Alex! Race me around the time-space continuum!
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Graham
[2017-03-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4132
Oh chat, you're always right!
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James
[2017-03-28]
None on Bonus Stream
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#4131
They think we're weird.
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Kathleen
[2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
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#4130
Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area.
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Kathleen
[2017-03-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Bonus Stream
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#4129
My tongue is limber and wet!
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Kathleen
[2017-03-27]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4128
This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine.
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Adam
[2017-03-25]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4127
I love it when they scream like that.
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Leelee
[2017-03-25]
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on AFK
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