Quotes – LRRbot

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#3919

That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering

— Ben [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
#3918

Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt

— Heather [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
#3917

You're a small child, can I beat you up?

— Ben, to Paul [2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3916

What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life

— Paul [2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3915

I heard there would be TexMechs, and there weren't any robots, just burritos?

— Cameron [2017-01-26]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3914

You are watching this, probably, on the Internet.

— Ben [2017-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3913

u r not butts.

— Ben, about chat [2017-01-25]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3912

Don't mess with Shrek and a gun.

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3911

I'm trying my best to be pretty!

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3910

No, Snorlax, give me my soul!

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3909

Are we filled with candy? Are we actually pinatas?

— Paul [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3908

Didn't you know, ghosts can't jetpack. Everyone knows that.

— Paul [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3907

I was following Heather because she was wearing a hat!

— Paul [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3906

'Stop being my friend!' 'Heather I can never stop being your friend.'

— Heather and Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3905

I think I died but I can't tell

— Heather [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3903

I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass.

— Alex [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3902

Centipedes give me the centi-skeeves

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3901

Come back here and let me bleed on you!

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3900

Ow! Right in the -- whatever part of me that was

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3899

I can't door, could you door?

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3898

Look, dummies! That's never not weird.

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3897

Always exhale.

— Ian [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3896

I'm not in charge of your mouth

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3895

I'm voting for blood

— Cori [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3894

I don't have calloused fingers, I've just burned all the nerves off

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry