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  1. #3905
    I think I died but I can't tell
    — Heather [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3903
    I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass.
    — Alex [2017-01-25]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  3. #3902
    Centipedes give me the centi-skeeves
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  4. #3901
    Come back here and let me bleed on you!
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  5. #3900
    Ow! Right in the -- whatever part of me that was
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  6. #3899
    I can't door, could you door?
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  7. #3898
    Look, dummies! That's never not weird.
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  8. #3897
    Always exhale.
    — Ian [2017-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3896
    I'm not in charge of your mouth
    — Kathleen [2017-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3895
    I'm voting for blood
    — Cori [2017-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3894
    I don't have calloused fingers, I've just burned all the nerves off
    — Kathleen [2017-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3893
    Garlic is flavour, garlic is life.
    — Kathleen [2017-01-23]
    Creative on CheckPoint Plus
  13. #3892
    Why do you listen to me? I give you terrible advice
    — Paul [2017-01-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #3891
    I'll remember you as you were: awake
    — Graham, to Kathleen [2017-01-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #3890
    You're going to make me look really bad, as opposed to just bad
    — Ian, to Heather [2017-01-22]
    Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #3889
    Mortal Kombat goes with anything!
    — Ian [2017-01-22]
    Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #3888
    I've played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, I know how to defuse a bomb
    — Paul [2017-01-19]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #3887
    Turns out those people have money too. They wanna buy video games. Market to them.
    — Alex, of women and people of all ages [2017-01-21]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #3886
    So in conclusion: penis penis penis penis penis
    — Kathleen [2017-01-21]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #3885
    I want a Roomba for companionship.
    — Ben [2017-01-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #3884
    I'll fix my face
    — Ben [2017-01-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #3883
    I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old
    — Kathleen [2017-01-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #3882
    I wanted to be an inventist.
    — Alex [2017-01-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #3881
    We're gonna A you right in the Q
    — Alex [2017-01-21]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #3880
    Twitch chat's the best, man.
    — Adam [2017-01-21]
    The Last of Us on AFK