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  1. #3922
    The subocean is eternal
    — Alex [2017-02-01]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  2. #3921
    Am I loud?
    — Adam [2017-01-14]
    None on Unknown
  3. #3920
    My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce
    — Ian, to Graham [2017-01-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  4. #3919
    That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering
    — Ben [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  5. #3918
    Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt
    — Heather [2017-01-27]
    Crokinole on AFK
  6. #3917
    You're a small child, can I beat you up?
    — Ben, to Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
  7. #3916
    What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life
    — Paul [2017-01-27]
    Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
  8. #3915
    I heard there would be TexMechs, and there weren't any robots, just burritos?
    — Cameron [2017-01-26]
    Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
  9. #3914
    You are watching this, probably, on the Internet.
    — Ben [2017-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #3913
    u r not butts.
    — Ben, about chat [2017-01-25]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3912
    Don't mess with Shrek and a gun.
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3911
    I'm trying my best to be pretty!
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3910
    No, Snorlax, give me my soul!
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3909
    Are we filled with candy? Are we actually pinatas?
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3908
    Didn't you know, ghosts can't jetpack. Everyone knows that.
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3907
    I was following Heather because she was wearing a hat!
    — Paul [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3906
    'Stop being my friend!' 'Heather I can never stop being your friend.'
    — Heather and Ben [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3905
    I think I died but I can't tell
    — Heather [2017-01-25]
    Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3903
    I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass.
    — Alex [2017-01-25]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  20. #3902
    Centipedes give me the centi-skeeves
    — Ben [2017-01-25]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  21. #3901
    Come back here and let me bleed on you!
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  22. #3900
    Ow! Right in the -- whatever part of me that was
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  23. #3899
    I can't door, could you door?
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  24. #3898
    Look, dummies! That's never not weird.
    — Graham [2017-01-24]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
  25. #3897
    Always exhale.
    — Ian [2017-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry