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  1. #3434
    I've never smelled a monkey before.
    — Cameron [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  2. #3433
    Dat Leyline Bling...
    — Cameron [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  3. #3432
    I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!
    — Graham [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  4. #3431
    disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex
    — exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
    None on Unknown
  5. #3430
    We're all out of Beej!
    — Ian [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  6. #3429
    Is he flirting with me?!
    — Beej, about Captain Kavok [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  7. #3428
    Give 'em the Beej... Give 'em the Beej...
    — Ian [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  8. #3427
    I'm the black guy.
    — Graham [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  9. #3426
    Thank you in advance for your bits.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  10. #3425
    I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  11. #3424
    I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.
    — Graham [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  12. #3423
    Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!
    — Cameron [2016-09-15]
    Thief on Talking Simulator
  13. #3422
    His *** is in an infinite loop.
    — Beej [2016-07-20]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3421
    I didn't goatse the ground. It goatsed itself.
    — Beej [2016-07-20]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3420
    Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!
    — Ian [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3419
    This is how you properly panic.
    — Ian [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3418
    A deep knobbing.
    — Cameron [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3417
    You're allowed to *** yourself AND not doubt us.
    — Ian, to Cameron [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3416
    This guy did his writing in Microsoft Paint.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  20. #3415
    I LIKE the tentacle monsters...
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  21. #3414
    I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes.
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  22. #3413
    Turn that man into pants!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  23. #3412
    Get DOUBLEFUCKED!
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  24. #3411
    I watched a man turn into pants!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  25. #3410
    Don't talk to me or my gun ever again.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Crossing the Streams