Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3829
It's like she sweded what the inside of a duck vagina looks like.
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3828
It'll get softer the more I cram it full of things
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3827
You don't have a mallet in your hand, I'm not afraid of you!
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Molly Lewis,
to Ben
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3826
When in Rome, punch as the Romans punch
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3825
Frames are kind of like safety goggles
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3824
I want a solid and liquid animal please
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3823
Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3822
I wanna Mukbang on some Laffy Taffy
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Ian
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3821
After that initial kind of punch, it's like, what is going on with my face?
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3820
It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store
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Molly Lewis
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3819
Then I fell down a rabbit hole of leather
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Ben Soileau
[2017-01-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3818
When it is on the floor, it is easy to access! Why don't we just put everything there?
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Paul
[2017-01-08]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3817
I want this kid's piss!
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Adam
[2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#3815
Look how f***in' shiny I am!
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Adam
[2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#3814
I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair.
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Kathleen
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3813
Math don't even real
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Cameron
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3812
Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter
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Adam
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3811
I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks.
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Cameron
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3810
this train is gonna get in that airship and go to town!
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Graham
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3809
These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are.
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Doc
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3808
Water can't be on fire.
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Ian
[2016-12-28]
None on Bonus Stream
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#3807
Welcome to Alex's personal Hell. Population: Everyone.
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Alex
[2017-01-04]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3806
Toronto is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Poland Inc.
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Cameron
[2017-01-03]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
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#3805
Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say.
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James
[2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
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#3804
I'm taking speed.
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Adam
[2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
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