Quotes – LRRbot

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#3722

Seriously, don't eat a penguin

— Ian [2016-12-11]
Lost in Harmony on Rhythm Cafe
#3721

I am Beej now.

— Ian [2016-12-10]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3720

I wanna be the crone...

— Kathleen, sadly [2016-12-10]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3719

Columns should be able to vote.

— Ian [2016-12-10]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3718

I don't want odd dentistry.

— Paul [2016-12-10]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3717

The banana is missing...

— Cori [2016-12-10]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3716

The jabberwock showed up and told me to kill a bunch of people, that's fine, that's normal.

— Cameron [2016-12-09]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3715

I'm not comfortable getting naked on stream.

— Julie [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3714

My bits, my bits!

— Julie, chanting about souls [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3713

I lrrEFF -ing LOVE giant swords!

— Julie [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3711

Look at me. I am your Cameron now.

— Julie [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3710

I would like a dress made out of it.

— Julie, referring to the Gaping Dragon [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3709

Purity's OUR word...

— Cameron [2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#3708

If you die in the lagoon, you die for real.

— Graham [2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
#3707

Go back in the hole.

— Graham, to Alex [2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
#3706

I kept my moist nugget!

— Graham [2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
#3705

What separates a villager, a commoner, and a peon?

— Graham [2016-12-07]
Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
#3704

I think I'm dying... slowly... It's hard to tell.

— Graham [2016-12-07]
WarFire on Watch and Play
#3703

Accurate math has no place here!

— Graham [2016-12-07]
WarFire on Watch and Play
#3702

No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!

— Cameron [2016-11-25]
None on New Day Tewsday
#3701

This clearly requires a butt stroke

— Paul [2016-12-06]
The Last Guardian on New Day Tewsday
#3700

When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs.

— Kathleen [2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#3699

Graham is funny.

— Kathleen [2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#3697

Welcome to the Taj Mahal, it's filled with kangaroos.

— Ian [2016-12-04]
None on Unknown
#3696

Aha! You're full-on cyber... getting touched a lot.

— Ian, of Heather [2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe