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  1. #3758
    Just Gundam out...
    — Cameron [2016-12-16]
    Mangaka on AFK
  2. #3757
    We KNOW who you are...
    — Paul, to Beej [2016-12-16]
    Mangaka on AFK
  3. #3756
    Do lines of speed!
    — Cameron [2016-12-16]
    Mangaka on AFK
  4. #3755
    Just get your forehead into it.
    — Cameron [2016-12-15]
    Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
  5. #3754
    I need more clothes...
    — Cameron [2016-12-15]
    Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
  6. #3753
    People... I know what those are.
    — Cameron [2016-12-15]
    Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
  7. #3752
    The ear is a window into the soul and I would deeply appreciate it if the view out of my soul was not a sphincter.
    — Blargant [2016-12-15]
    None on Unknown
  8. #3751
    Sorry, you stepped in the way of my bullets.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3750
    I got a tactical skull!
    — Paul [2016-12-14]
    Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3749
    Don't worry, I will heal you! With bullets.
    — Paul [2016-12-14]
    Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3748
    I'm going to leave friendly fire turned off, on account of fuckthat.
    — Graham [2016-12-14]
    Space Hulk: Deathwing on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3747
    This is a different Hell than I saw!
    — Graham [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  13. #3746
    I was distracted by chat and talking about centaur jubblies.
    — Graham [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  14. #3745
    I don't know that I WANT my piss rated by a pilgrim.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  15. #3744
    Why do I get more piss when I pick up skulls?
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  16. #3743
    I would love to buy piss soda.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  17. #3742
    I have never wanted to marry my shower before.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
  18. #3741
    Get in my pants hat!
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  19. #3740
    You do not want to get in my butt-sack, Cori?
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  20. #3739
    It's true! My @$$ is out there!
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  21. #3738
    Your face is running out of durability.
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  22. #3737
    Do not grill the subs!
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  23. #3736
    Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  24. #3735
    My pants are critical.
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  25. #3734
    Well... my trucker hat exploded...
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday