Quotes – LRRbot

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#3936

Ease off the button there, stud!

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Crokinole on AFK
#3935

Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3934

I've gotta keep James off my doorstep

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3933

Some of the things I say are different than the things I do

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3932

Are you a dildo or a dildon't?

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3931

It takes two to dildo!

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3930

No one can start on Dildo

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3929

Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?

— Graham [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3928

I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3927

I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover.

— Cameron [2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3926

Those damn millennials and their super-heroin...

— Alex [2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3925

The point is: Ben does not suck.

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3924

I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat.

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3923

Why did you prey so upon it?

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3922

The subocean is eternal

— Alex [2017-02-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#3921

Am I loud?

— Adam [2017-01-14]
None on Unknown
#3920

My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce

— Ian, to Graham [2017-01-28]
None on Bonus Stream
#3919

That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering

— Ben [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
#3918

Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt

— Heather [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
#3917

You're a small child, can I beat you up?

— Ben, to Paul [2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3916

What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life

— Paul [2017-01-27]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3915

I heard there would be TexMechs, and there weren't any robots, just burritos?

— Cameron [2017-01-26]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3914

You are watching this, probably, on the Internet.

— Ben [2017-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3913

u r not butts.

— Ben, about chat [2017-01-25]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3912

Don't mess with Shrek and a gun.

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams