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  1. #3709
    Purity's OUR word...
    — Cameron [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  2. #3708
    If you die in the lagoon, you die for real.
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  3. #3707
    Go back in the hole.
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  4. #3706
    I kept my moist nugget!
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  5. #3705
    What separates a villager, a commoner, and a peon?
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
  6. #3704
    I think I'm dying... slowly... It's hard to tell.
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    WarFire on Watch and Play
  7. #3703
    Accurate math has no place here!
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    WarFire on Watch and Play
  8. #3702
    No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!
    — Cameron [2016-11-25]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  9. #3701
    This clearly requires a butt stroke
    — Paul [2016-12-06]
    The Last Guardian on New Day Tewsday
  10. #3700
    When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs.
    — Kathleen [2016-12-05]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  11. #3699
    Graham is funny.
    — Kathleen [2016-12-05]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  12. #3697
    Welcome to the Taj Mahal, it's filled with kangaroos.
    — Ian [2016-12-04]
    None on Unknown
  13. #3696
    Aha! You're full-on cyber... getting touched a lot.
    — Ian, of Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #3695
    Are YOU the mass extinction?
    — Ian, to Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #3694
    Cori can get bent sometimes.
    — Ian [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #3693
    Am I a computer vampire?
    — Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #3692
    I flew too close to the ground.
    — Ian [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3691
    I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape.
    — Graham [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3690
    I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed...
    — Graham [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3689
    Shitler assemble!
    — Cameron [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3688
    Wait, what did you do to my mom?
    — James [2016-12-02]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3687
    I had this experience with God...
    — Cameron [2016-12-01]
    My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
  23. #3686
    I've never died from having to pee too much.
    — Alex [2016-12-01]
    My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
  24. #3685
    Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake.
    — Cam, of Tim Hortons [2016-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  25. #3684
    If I am Aunt Jemima, then I am inside all of LRR.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    None on Crossing the Streams