Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3817
I want this kid's piss!
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Adam
[2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#3815
Look how f***in' shiny I am!
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Adam
[2017-01-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#3814
I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair.
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Kathleen
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3813
Math don't even real
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Cameron
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3812
Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter
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Adam
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3811
I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks.
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Cameron
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3810
this train is gonna get in that airship and go to town!
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Graham
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3809
These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are.
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Doc
[2017-01-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#3808
Water can't be on fire.
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Ian
[2016-12-28]
None on Bonus Stream
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#3807
Welcome to Alex's personal Hell. Population: Everyone.
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Alex
[2017-01-04]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3806
Toronto is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Poland Inc.
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Cameron
[2017-01-03]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
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#3805
Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say.
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James
[2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
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#3804
I'm taking speed.
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Adam
[2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
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#3803
Nuts are blue.
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Ben
[2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
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#3802
I only want Chat.
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Adam
[2016-12-30]
Mechs & Minions on AFK
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#3801
A lot of people like to cuddle fish.
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Cori
[2016-12-29]
Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
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#3800
Well... Some people are orange...
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Cori
[2016-12-29]
Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
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#3799
Aw man, Hannah Montana: The Movie the game? I wanna play that!
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James
[2016-12-29]
Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
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#3798
All right guys don't worry, we've got weed
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James
[2016-12-29]
Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
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#3797
Here comes some hot meat
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Ian
[2016-12-28]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
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#3796
I'm a bad yeller.
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Ian
[2016-12-28]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
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#3795
You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge.
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3794
Shave a bomb?! Shave a bomb on a timer?!
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3793
Why does teen Obama have such a big beard?
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3792
Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way.
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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