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  1. #3828
    It'll get softer the more I cram it full of things
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3827
    You don't have a mallet in your hand, I'm not afraid of you!
    — Molly Lewis, to Ben [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3826
    When in Rome, punch as the Romans punch
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3825
    Frames are kind of like safety goggles
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3824
    I want a solid and liquid animal please
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3823
    Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3822
    I wanna Mukbang on some Laffy Taffy
    — Ian [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3821
    After that initial kind of punch, it's like, what is going on with my face?
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3820
    It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store
    — Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3819
    Then I fell down a rabbit hole of leather
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3818
    When it is on the floor, it is easy to access! Why don't we just put everything there?
    — Paul [2017-01-08]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3817
    I want this kid's piss!
    — Adam [2017-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #3815
    Look how f***in' shiny I am!
    — Adam [2017-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #3814
    I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair.
    — Kathleen [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  15. #3813
    Math don't even real
    — Cameron [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  16. #3812
    Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter
    — Adam [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  17. #3811
    I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks.
    — Cameron [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  18. #3810
    this train is gonna get in that airship and go to town!
    — Graham [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  19. #3809
    These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are.
    — Doc [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  20. #3808
    Water can't be on fire.
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  21. #3807
    Welcome to Alex's personal Hell. Population: Everyone.
    — Alex [2017-01-04]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3806
    Toronto is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Poland Inc.
    — Cameron [2017-01-03]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
  23. #3805
    Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say.
    — James [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
  24. #3804
    I'm taking speed.
    — Adam [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
  25. #3803
    Nuts are blue.
    — Ben [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK