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  1. #3802
    I only want Chat.
    — Adam [2016-12-30]
    Mechs & Minions on AFK
  2. #3801
    A lot of people like to cuddle fish.
    — Cori [2016-12-29]
    Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
  3. #3800
    Well... Some people are orange...
    — Cori [2016-12-29]
    Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
  4. #3799
    Aw man, Hannah Montana: The Movie the game? I wanna play that!
    — James [2016-12-29]
    Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
  5. #3798
    All right guys don't worry, we've got weed
    — James [2016-12-29]
    Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
  6. #3797
    Here comes some hot meat
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3796
    I'm a bad yeller.
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3795
    You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge.
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  9. #3794
    Shave a bomb?! Shave a bomb on a timer?!
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  10. #3793
    Why does teen Obama have such a big beard?
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  11. #3792
    Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way.
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  12. #3791
    Are you supposed to hit the crack with that?
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  13. #3790
    I don't need my eyes...
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  14. #3789
    Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes...
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  15. #3788
    Now you're full of gems again.
    — Cori, to Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  16. #3787
    You know, I haven't tried punching myself...
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  17. #3786
    When you two wake up, you better build me a torch!
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  18. #3785
    I'm about to have SO MUCH WOOD.
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  19. #3784
    I want that chest.
    — mtvcdm [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  20. #3782
    I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food
    — Ian [2016-12-25]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #3781
    Hooray! Arson!
    — Adam [2016-12-24]
    The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #3780
    EAT SHIT, BARON SAMEDI!
    — Cameron [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  23. #3779
    One of you has super-lame fears.
    — Cameron, to Graham, Beej, and Ian [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  24. #3778
    How are you so bad at everything you do?
    — Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  25. #3776
    Roll a 6 IN YOUR BODY!
    — Graham, to Beej [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK